Just to remind you –

Lily – Normal

James – Underlined

Sirius – Bold

Remus – Italics

Peter – Bold italics

Snape – underlined Italics

Hey guys, I decided to keep Snape for another chapter, but if you don't want me to put him in the next chapter, please tell me in the reviews. Hope you all enjoy the new chapter. Xxx

Hey guys! Can you believe it we are on number 8 already.

If you hadn't noticed, Pettigrew, we can all count, just because you have trouble counting up to ten.

Hey don't insult Wormtail!

Black, your a filthy hypocrite, you have said that to Peter before!

Yeah, Snape you big gay! God, and there's me thinking that you fancied Moony, but it's been me all along! You're always trying to copy me!

Black, can you get any more immature?

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp!

Shut up, Black, your giving me a headache!

It's not my fault, what would you do if Sniv was in love with you?

Sirius, calm down I'm sure Snape isn't in love with you.

If he liked me, I think I would cry and then kill myself.

Do us all a favour and do that.

Now that wasn't very nice, was it Sniv? Lily, aren't you mad at him? He just basically told your one true love to die!

Severus, I think you should leave.

I'm not leaving because of Potter.

Well, no one wants you here.

Wow, Wormtail you tell him.

Severus, if you want to stay, you can, but stop picking arguments, and don't tell James to die!

Thank you, my dear Lilyflower.

Don't call me that, James or it will be Jamesipoo from now on.

Q for James: Do you ever imagine what yours and Lily's kids would be like?
Everyday of my life.

James, we have just started going out, what makes you think we are going to have children.

Lily, it is obvious that you will have children.

How is it obvious?

I think you will too.

Can I be godfather? Can I?

Why would be have an idiot like you to be godfather? You would probably end up killing it by taking it on that flying motorbike of yours.

Shhh!

Lily, I think we should have someone responsible to be the godfather, like Remus.

Oh, thanks but do you really think I am responsible, you know what happens every month James.

Severus, you haven't said much.

Oh, yes I really want to be little Potter's godfather.

Well, you can think again, you are coming nowhere near Lily, our child and me!

Do you really think I would want to see you outside this school, Potter?

Everyone wants to see me and Prongs out of school, everyone loves us.

Except the Slytherins but we wouldn't want to be loved by them anyway.

Too right.

I don't like Slytherins, they always make fun of me for being fat.

So? Go and tell the minister of magic, we don't care.

Way to be kind out it Black.

Well, if he lost some weight maybe they wouldn't make fun of him, he brings it on himself, just like Sniv.

How do I 'bring it on myself'?

Well, look at your hair that's one thing that you bring on yourself.

Q. Remus - Why do you let Sirius and James treat you as their personal stationary when taking notes in class?

If he didn't we would fail, and it would be on his conscience.

To be honest, Padfoot, I don't care if you fail or pass.

Why do you let us use your notes then?

Last time you asked you said if I didn't let you use them you would tell Elise Manston that I fancied her.

What are you talking about? Elise is beautiful Moonpie.

Apart from her face is covered in erupting volcanoes.

And the facial hair.

And the four chins.

But other than that she is the best match for you.

Who was that girl I saw you with the other day?

I saw her too, it was that Emma Mason he went to that dance thing with.

Remmy, have you got a girlfriend?

No, she is just my friend.

Why were you snogging her face off then?

Moonpie has a girlfriend!!

Why didn't you tell us?

I knew you would cause trouble as soon as you knew.

I was wondering why she slapped me the other day when I asked her to 'get it on' with me.

You asked her that?

Yeah.

No wonder she slapped you!

I asked her it every time but she hasn't ever slapped me before.

Black, don't you dare mess things up for Remus.

I won't but Moony why is one of the hottest girls in the school going out with you?

I wonder why? Could it possibly be the fact that she likes me?

No, I don't like any of the girls I go out with.

Padfoot why don't you get a girlfriend?

No, I'm just playing the field.

You have been playing the field for five years!

I'm a player and proud of it.

One day you will not be able to get a girl and I will laugh in your face.

Yeah, you probably will, only up until the time you're begging me to-

The only thing I would beg you to do would be to kill yourself.

Harsh words Evans, but you will someday.

Are you a seer now Padfoot?

Haha, look at the question that has just come in!

Q. James - Why do you always ruffle your hair? I mean, seriously it is getting really annoying. Is it because you think that you will look like you have just come off a broom? If it is for that reason, then . . . you are stupid.

I am not stupid! I personally love my hair.

You and who else?

Lily likes running her hands through it, don't you Lilykins?

Yes, everyday Jamesipoo.

Why are you calling me that?

I said if you came up with another ridiculous nickname like that, I would call you Jamesipoo.

Moony, do you and your girlfriend have pet names for each other?

No we do not, idiot.

Sniv, do you have a pet name for you and your boyfriend? Malfoy?

Black, do you like your eyebrows?

Yes, why? Are you wondering why they are so perfect? I pluck them every week, you should try it, can you even see through them caterpillars?

If you don't shut up I will burn them off.

Don't worry he went a week of not having eyebrows.

Until he went to the library to find a regrowing charm.

I remember that! He was getting annoyed because it was so slow and he ended up tripling the charm and having to look through caterpillars.

They looked a bit like yours, Sniv, but not as greasy.

How can my eyebrows be greasy?

I don't know you tell me.

Black, why didn't you have eyebrows?

Arrghh I have told you before, that psycho shaved them off while I was sleeping!

Are you that stupid, you didn't even know a simple regrowing charm?

Are you that stupid you didn't even know a hair cleaning charm?

Stop arguing!

I can't help it, his hair makes me do unthinkable things.

Hey everyone, sorry this chapter is short, I didn't have a lot of time to write this week. Questions for the Marauders would be appreciated. Thanks xx