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I decided not to have Snape in this chapter as so many of you said 'no'.

Just to remind you:

Sirius – Bold

Remus – Italics

James – Normal underlined

Lily - Normal

Peter – Bold italics

Number nine, under unfortunate circumstances, Sniv cannot be with us today…

Really? Isn't that I big shame, I was looking forward to listening to his opinion.

What did you do to him?

Nothing…

But he sure did poop his pants!

What on earth did you do?

Let's just say he is in the hospital wing with something growing out of his chest as we speak!

How fascinating, what an accomplishment!

You would have been impressed if you were there!

Fill us in, what did you do?

Three words – Magical-

Breast-

Implants!

How cool is that?

There was me, thinking he wanted a sex change, but he was outrageous when he realised what we had done!

No offence, but I would be a little mad myself.

Don't worry Moonpie, we will never do it to you, you are our friend.

I cannot control my happiness.

Plus there is no point in doing it to Wormtail, he already has man boobs!

Hey! You promised you wouldn't tell!

Its not like no one knows, we can see them through your shirt!

Yeah, Pete you should really wear a bra.

I bet your jealous, Evans, there bigger than yours!

Black, I don't particularly like you comparing Peter's breasts towards mine!

Q. Lily – How is dating James going?
Great! She loves it.

I would prefer to answer myself.

Well, I said it for you.

Dating James is ok, it's better than him asking me out everyday.

Haha James, its not even 'good' going out with you just 'ok'.

Well, it's better than not knowing the girl I'm going out with.

Are you taking a stab at my relationships?

What relationships?

What is it this time, did you go out with a girl for a week?

Shocker!

At least I have had experience unlike you, face ache.

What girls do you go for, Peter?

Wormtail goes for men.

Shut up! No I don't!

Don't listen to him Peter; he is just trying to cover up his own sexuality.

Yeah, speak for yourself, Evans.

Black, what the hell are you talking about?

Again Lily, he is just trying to cover up his own sexuality.

I'm straight!

You keep telling yourself that, Padfoot.

Q. Sirius – Would you ever think Remus would betray you?

No, Moony loves me too much to do that.

Again, you keep telling yourself that.

What you would betray him?

Obviously not, Wormtail.

He is a marauder you foolish fool.

Padfoot, you know before you write things down you should say them in your head as that didn't make much sense.

It made perfect sense to me.

Well, that's self explanatory.

Remus, why are you so horrible to lil ol' me?

I'm not horrible to you at all.

Its just sarcasm, something you do not know how to use.

Q. Lily - who is your favourite out of the marauders?
Pick me!

I must be your favourite! I'm your boyfriend!

It doesn't mean she likes you more than the rest of us.

Well, I have to like James because he is my boyfriend. But I have always been friends with Remus, he is a great guy.

Thank you, Lily.

What do you mean 'you have to like me?'

Well, of course I have to like you.

You, what about me? Evans, you didn't even mention me!

Could that possibly because I don't like you?

You have to like me… I'm Sirius Black!

I think that's the reason I don't like you.

Everybody likes me… Again I'm Sirius Black!

Moving on...

James! Your girlfriend doesn't like me.

So what, neither do I.

Q. Sirius – Has James always been your best friend?

Up until now.

It was a joke, get over it.

James I am now replacing you with Remus.

Oh, joy!

See, Remus likes me more than you. And his girlfriend likes me.

What? The girl you ask to 'get it on' with you likes you?

Yes, Sarah and I get on famously.

Sirius, you're an idiot.

Arrghh! Everyone is turning on me, Wormtail I'm now replacing you as my ex friends Moony and Prongs.

Your stupidity is so confusing.

I agree with you.

NO! Everyone stop being so mean to me!

Stop whining!

Q. James – Do you think Snape wants to kill you?

Yes, he wants to kill all of us.

Except Lily, I'm telling you Prongs, he fancies her.

Black, for the last time, keep your little fantasies to yourself.

They aren't mine, they are Snapes!

I don't really think, Snape wants to kill Remus-

James, listen to me, Sniv fancies your woman!

Lily, tell Padfoot I am ignoring him.

I'm just telling the truth. Snape-Fancies- Your- Woman!

It burns my ears!

Prongs cannot write as his hands are over his ears. So I will rap it up for him. Prongs think Snape would like to kill him.

Prongs is in denial! He knows Snape fancies Lily!

Thanks for reading everyone. As you might have read, I couldn't come up with any good questions… do you have any ideas? Please review. XxX

Black Magic