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I'm actually really happy today.

Why is this?

Let me guess, because Sniv isn't here?

You got it in one.

I wonder why he isn't here.

I forgot to tell him where we were meeting.

What? Why?

I didn't want him to find out where this place was!

Where what place was?

The Room of Requirement.

Ah, never mind Padfoot he is so brainless he wouldn't be able to find it anyway.

I thought it was called the come and go room.

That's its nick name you twat.

How can a room have a nick name?

Q. James - How do you think Snape will plan to kill you?

Drown him.

That isn't bad; if he did that to me think what he would do to you.

Yeah, that's true he hates you, remember that prank you did to him? Which involved me, and James had to save him?

Oh, yeah that was one of the best pranks ever, Prongs you ruined it man!

Well, if I didn't he would have been killed.

Good.

Then you would have ended up in Azkaban, like McGonagall said you would at your career meeting.

Oh, good answer Jamesy old pal!

What do you want?

Nothing, why does everyone say that?

You are never nice to anyone without wanting something.

Oh sorry Snape lover.

Excuse me?

It's ok! I didn't hear you burp!

How dare you Padfoot! I will never talk to you again!

Its ok, he is just covering up for his slight obsession with him.

I do not have an obsession with Sniv! In fact I do not have an obsession with any guy!

Sure you don't.

Arrghh! Everyone is being mean to me.

Well, stop being a dick head and we won't.

Haha, I knew you couldn't stop talking to me!

Sirius shut up!

Its okay Remus, Mr Windy-Wobbler will get it tonight.

NO NOT MR WINDY-WOBBLER!!!

Oh, yes Mr Windy-Wobbler, your childish name for your broom.

No, you cannot take my broom, I need it for practises. If you destroy him I am resigning from the team and then we will LOSE!

What makes you think you are the best no the team?

I'm the best beater.

There is only two, fool.

Yeah, you're not the best out of all five players!

Sorry to disappoint you Wormtail but there are seven players on the team. Shows what you know about Quidditch.

Wormtail would you like to be the new beater?

I know your only joking you can't fool me. Wormtail is so fat a broom couldn't carry him.

Shut up Padfoot! I went on a diet last year!

And how many pounds did you loose in three months?

Four.

What an accomplishment!

At least he tried to loose weight. You're looking a bit podgy this year.

Yeah you ate about five meals at my house a day.

This sort of abuse can trigger rapid weight loss and I might die! What would you do without me?

Have a party.

Everyone would come.

We would all be happy.

Well Prongs didn't say anything! He would miss you.

In case you hadn't noticed I only like you because you pull pranks with me.

Prongs! I am so depressed now; I will not talk for the rest of this:(

Hooray!

Q. Sirius - do you ever want to get married?

Haha this will make him talk.

I don't think it will he just shook his head.

He just mouthed 'I hate you all'.

Hey I think we just found your talent Wormtail.

Oh yeah because Wormtail had a talent.

I knew that would get you talking, I can read you like a book.

No you can't, loser.

Now you're talking again, care to answer the question?

No I will not meet your demands.

Just answer the freaking question Black!

Nope.

If you don't I will get that girl to shave off your eyebrows again.

Do it, I know how to grow them back this time. Haha.

How about if you don't answer I will actually kick you off the team for good.

I know you wouldn't me and you are probably the best on the team.

You have an answer to everything, don't you?

Yup, don't hate me cause you ain't me!

We all hate you anyway.

You love me really, everybody does!

Can you answer the question?

Say please.

Please.

Aren't you a well mannered boy.

Padfoot, please answer the question.

I haven't ever intended to get married, and I don't think I will. Marriage isn't my thing.

Well done.

Q. Sirius- Can I create a Kill Sirius Black group against you?

Yes do us all a favour and please do.

No, you would all miss having the famous Sirius Black around.

I don't know, you can be annoying sometimes, but I would miss you if you died.

Thanks mate. I'd miss you too. Now James is being nice to me can you all be too?

I'm not being nice, I just stated that I would miss you.

Would any body else miss me?

I think I would miss your annoying childish behaviour.

Thanks Lily Billy.

Like that annoying childish behaviour.

I love you too.

I should think you do, Lily is a lovely person.

Why are you always nice to her and not me, I'm your best mate!

Black, maybe if you followed James and deflated your head a bit, we would all be a bit nicer to you.

Yeah because I will deflate my head.

I'm surprised you can fit through the door with that humongous head of yours, Black.

Q - James: would you rather be a death eater or loose lily to Snape?

Personally, I would rather be a death eater I couldn't lose her to anyone especially Snape.

You would be a member of mouldy shorts gang, the man who has never had a happy thought in his life?

Yes, rather than lose my Lily.

James, you're so sweet.

Carry on with your love fest later.

Just because no one has ever called you sweet before.

Yeah because I care.

Shut up or I will buy you a flea collar.

No anything but a flea collar!

Well shut up then!

Whoop, I can't believe I have wrote 10 chapters to this story, I thought I would only get up to about five. Sorry about this chapter it is extremely random as I wanted to get this chapter out fast for you all to read :) thanks so much for all your reviews :P if we can, it would be great to get up to about 70 reviews :) Please review :)!!