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Hows the staying off girls going Padfoot?
Lovely, I'm having the time of my-
Really?
Obviously not, Moony, I'm having withdrawal symptoms!
Like what?
My hair has gone limp, my lips are no longer kissable and I have a spot!
Oh my gosh! Sirius Black has a spot! NEVER!
I know Lilykins, its awful; girls won't want to date me until I get my sexy and gorgeousness back!
Wait! How can staying off girls give you a spot?
How should I know? Ask my body!
Oh yes, hello Sirius's body, tell me why does Sirius have a spot?
Haha your funny James!
Hey Pete, when's the baby due?
Huh?
He is insulting you, Pete.
Q. Sirius – I want your babies! When can I have them? Sirius'sbaybeegirl.
Er, how about – the twelfth of never!
You see, Sirius'sbaybeegirl, Sirius isn't the kind of guy to settle down he doesn't like relationships.
Only since that girl dumped him.
DO NOT TALK ABOUT GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME!
Why have you finally decided to come out?
Girl girl girl girl!
Yes Pete, we all know you have boobs like one.
That's what his girlfriend likes about him, 'oh peter, let me caress you moobs!' Haha!
Black! Do the words – serious revolting images mean anything to you?
Yeah I had one about you and Sniv once, I nearly threw up, but to stop myself I looked in the mirror.
How does that stop you from throwing up?
You see Jamesyboy, when I picture Snapes ugliness I try and block it with something remotely gorgeous like –
You pictured me then!
No you see I looked in the mirror and smiled.
Padfoot, you do realise how gay you sound?
You're always pointing out my apparent 'gay' tendencies, what do you want me to ask you to the broom closet or something?
Again Black, serious, revolting, vomit worthy images.
I know, I just had one too, Lily.
Hey Pete, what's it like to have your boxers fit like a thong?
They don't! I have a big size in boxers!
Can we please change the subject, it doesn't feel right discussing Peter's man thong. It's not very entertaining.
This is funny!
Maybe for you but not for me! NOW ANSWER THE FREAKIN' QUESTION BLACK!
Prongs? How can you fancy her? She's scary!
Padfoot, I think you'd better answer the question.
Lily, love, if you keep frowning like that, you'll have wrinkles before you twentieth birthday.
If you don't answer the question, you won't live to see your twentieth birthday!
I already answered it! I said 'how about the twelfth of never'.
Well done, you clever boy!
No need to be sarcastic Jamiespoo!
If you don't shut up, I will personally show McGonagall your magazines.
Shutting up.
Good dog.
Moony is provoking me!
I am not. Dog breath.
I can't help that, hairy boy.
Do you want a flea collar strapped round your neck while you're asleep?
No I'd rather have my mouth back on my forehead.
Well if you insist.
Run Padfoot! He's getting his wand out!
No Moonpie please!
Q. Remus - Will you meet me in the Room of Requirement at Midnight? -Mysterious Chick
If this for a make out session, he can't he has a 'girlfriend' I'm free for you though.
That reminds me; can Emma come to the next instalment?
Hot Emma? Emma Mason?
Yes, if you hadn't noticed she's my girlfriend!
Yes, I have noticed, Moony, of course she can come she is HOT!
Yes, but she isn't coming so you can ask her out. Is everyone else happy with her coming?
Evans and Prongs do not look like they can answer at the moment.
Yeah there snogging.
OI! Prongs mate!
What do you want, Padfoot? I was in the middle of something!
Are you ok with Emma coming to the next instalment?
Yeah okay, whatever, Moony.
Pete was staring at her the other day, Moony.
What! I was not, I think your trying to cover up for yourself!
Padfoot stares at anything wearing a skirt, Wormtail, it's hardly surprising.
Remus, why don't you answer the question, so we can start a new one?
Nice snog, Evans?
Lovely thanks, Padfoot.
I can't meet you in the Room of Requirement, I'm meeting Emma later.
Taking a leaf out of my book, Moony, broom closet?
No you idiot. I'm not telling you, you'll probably turn up and taking pictures of us kissing or something.
No, I'd push you in the lake and then you could take pictures of us kissing, if you get my drift.
Q. Sirius - Yes Sirius, I am after you. You want to go out some time?
Yes, but only if your not some crazed stalker who will shave of my eyebrows.
Remind us, Padfoot, has that ever happened before?
You no full well that it has, I wouldn't have asked if they were a-crazed-stalker-who-will-shave-off-my-eyebrows would I?
If you ever tried it on with Emma, I'm telling you she would cut off more than your eyebrows.
Is that supposed to make me not ask her out next instalment?
It's true Padfoot.
She sounds like my kind of woman.
Well she's not, so if you do try it on, I will personally cut off more than your eyebrows.
Hey guys :) thanks for reading, I thought about putting Remus's girlfriend in but I'm not sure, its up to you guys, I don't mind :) so you decide. If you want her in, send some questions in for her :) thanks for reading xxx