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Lily - Normal

Sirius - Bold

James - Normal underlined

Remus - Italics

Peter - Bold Italics

This Advice thing, has been going on waaaaaay too long!

Quit gas-bagging, we don't care!

Prongs! Stop chatting shit!

Anyway, let's stray away from the two idiots to the first question.

Sirius - How is the staying off girls going?

Sniff.

What a wimp! It's only been six days! I waited for Lily for four years!

James, you don't know how hard it is!

Ew! Padfoot! We don't want to know whats going on in your pant-

As much as Sirius likes to discuss how 'big' it is, we shall refain and get back to the all important question.

Oh, so it's not important how big my-

SHUT UP!

Well said!

Now, Padfoot, describe how you feel.

What are you a psychiatrist?

What are you? A man whore?

Woah!

Thought so.

I'm stunned.

What at, Padfoot?

HE THOUGHT OF A COMEBACK!

My, my, I think you boys have a lot of growing up to do!

Hey! I'm so mature!

In who's world?

I'm bored.

I'm bored of you!

I'm bored of having Lana as my girlfriend, how do you guys put up with having only one?

There isn't anything about Lily that I can get bored of.

Emma's really spontaneous. So we never do the same thing twice.

I don't think I am made to have one girlfriend. The girls are lucky to have me here!

I feel unlucky to have you next to me.

How can you be bored of Lana? She's perfect for you.

What? She has an I.Q of 10?

No, but she is really into Quidditch.

And she's pretty, and not fat.

I like variety James! It's not fun being with just one girl!

I pity the girl you marry, Black.

I doubt I will get married.

That's good, you won't produce any more Sirius Blacks.

I'd make a brilliant father.

Don't make me laugh!

Honestly, imagine having something as attractive as me in baby form.

It wouldn't stay a baby forever.

What would you do if it was ugly?

With me as a dad?

It could be ugly if you had an ugly wife.

It wouldn't though would it. I only date hot girls.

So you don't care if it is completey stupid as long as it's attractive?

I could go out with a Ravenclaw. They are really intelligent and some of them look really hot in those dorky glasses.

Have you ever been out with a Ravenclaw before?

Of course, Pete! But all they do is sit reading, and when they do talk to you it's about knowledgable stuff that bores me.

I find them really interesting.

I want mine and Lily's kids to have her eyes.

God, James! We are only 17. I'm not about to pop out any kids.

What about you Remmy?

What about me?

What do you want your kids to be like?

I doubt I will have kids in my condition.

Lily - What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?

Wow, there is a lot to choose form. Over the years James has used many terrible pick up lines on me.

Terrible? They were brilliant!

You call 'Can I have a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas', brilliant?

Or what about one of the ones from fourth year? 'Nice face - wanna have dinner?'

You truly have a way with words Jamesy-boy!

But I got her in the end, didn't I?

What's your best pick up line Sirius?

His range from 'Have you ever woke up next to a gorgeous man? Well, here's your chance!'

Or, just the simple 'Me, You, Broom Closet, Now!'

Hey! Stop mocking me, atleast they get to the point!

It makes me wonder how girl's fall for it. I mean look at you, is there anything remotely good?

Just look at my face Evans, you'll get the picture.

Or look at mine, much better than a face like a slapped arse, or should I say - Sirius' face?

Oi! I'll have you know, I have girls lining up to date me!

How can you even call it a date?

More like a brief encounter!

I like it better that way!

Guys, why do you hate Snape?

I think just looking at him clears it up!

I means, come on, there is his bad breath-

VERY greasy hair-

He smells awful-

He is downright ugly-

And last but not least, he is a Slytherin!

Well, that's all well and good, but what on earth has he ever done to you?

Just the fact that he exists really.

That is not a reason.

Don't go sticking up for him Moony! You love us, not him!

Well obviously I like you guys much more, your my best friends.

Just imagine what Sniv's kids would look like!

I don't want to picture something so awful! Lily, we can have our kids before or after Sniv, we don't want our child to be forced to be in the same year as a thing like that!

James, Sirius, both of you really need to grow up, he hasn't done anything to-

Lily, my love, we know you don't like him anymore, so you don't need to defend him.

That doesn't mean you can make his life a misery by pranking him!

Evans! Must you suck the fun out of everything?

Sirius - why are you such a prat?

He can't help it, it's in his genes!

I am the least pratty person ever.

Who are you trying to fool?

He can have his good days - once in a while.

Thankyou, Moonpie!

I would like to remove my last statement. He is a prat.

You cut me deep, Moony. Just think where would you guys be without me?

In peace!