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Mr. Sirius Black has arrived, ladies get ready to swoon!

Miss Lily Evans has also arrived and is about to throw up at the sight of Mr. Sirius Black.

You know what Evans? You can't annoy me today, my two weeks are up! Five galleons in my pocket and no more Lana! Can this day get any better?

Does Lana know about this?

No, should I tell her it's over, or should I just run from her when she comes near me?

If I was Lana, I would actually want to kill you.

Lana wouldn't kill me! She's part of my fanclub!

Fanclub?

Yeah, it's sort of a gang full of people who are in love with me.

I know what a fanclub is, moron, I was wondering why you of all people have one.

Well, my lovely Lily, people see him as this 'gorgeous badboy' who apparently has the 'most sexiest hair in the school.'

Jamesy-boy! I never knew you felt that way about me!

You idiot, didn't you see my air quotes when I said it?

Sirius, are you sure you're not gay? I mean, I'm a girl and I don't even spend five hours in the bathroom in the morning.

Why does everyone get to me about my morning routine?

Because, my friend, it's pathetic!

I mean, everyone tells me how good I look, you'd think they'd understand why I take so long.

Padfoot! Me, Remus and Pete - well maybe just me and Remus, look good in the morning and it only takes us about half an hour.

But listen to me Prongs! I GET LOADS OF GIRLS, YOU DON'T AND NOR DOES MOONY!

Calm down, Sirius. People are staring at us. Have you ever thought that the reason why me and James 'don't get loads of girls' is because we have girlfriends?

No, the reason why you have got girlfriends, was because you couldn't get any girls.

Padfoot, that doesn't make any sense.

Pete? Have you ever had a girlfriend?

No...uh..not recently.

My point exactly.

It's not his fault he hasn't had a girlfriend.

I know-

For once, you are actually being nice to Pete?

You didn't let me finish. I was going to say: I know, it's not his fault he's a little podgy around the edges.

Padfoot!

Atleast he didn't say I was fat!

Peter, he basically said the same thing.

Moving on... and Sirius, dude, stop whining. You're my best mate but there's only so much a bloke can handle.

No need to go on Prongs, I love you like a brother.

Awwww Sirius, that's one of the nicest things i've ever heard you say... infact it's the only nice thing i've heard you say.

Thanks Padfoot :).

You're meant to say the feelings mutual!

All right fine... the feelings..uh..mutual.

And after that lovely moment of Padfoot being mushy, we'll move on, as it doesn't suit him.

You want me to say that I love you like a brother too, don't you Moony! I do!

Has someone spiked his pumpkin juice?

Why, Wormtail, out of all the millions and billions of wicked cool creatures there are in the word, would you turn into a rat? I mean do you WANT people to pick on you? Atleast a stag and a dog are manly...

Who picks these questions?

Someone who is very clever! To pick something as funny as that... haha!

But come on, a stag is the ultimate MAN animal! Dogs have fleas and rats are just ugly.

How do you know you don't turn into a doe?

What's a doe?

A female deer.

Hahahaha!

That would be funny!

I turn into a man-deer! A stag!

Are you sure that you're deer has antlers?

Shut up! Rat face!

But come on James! Be serious, a huge, tough, agressive dog is the ultimate MAN animal, especially when I growl!

You're delusional.

You're right... want to be delusional with me? In let's say the broom cupboard?

Padfoot... lay off.

I can't anyway, I'm meeting Lauren and then Ashley.

Oh, I'm so upset you won't be able to meet me!

You're sarcasm is noted, Lilykins!

You guys really seem to annoy each other. Can you actually state one thing you like about eachother?

We don't annoy eachother...

That's what you think Padfoot.

Well, this question is hard. How on earth am I supposed to pick just one thing I like about Sirius?

I liked the dramatic eye roll there Lily.

I like Sirius' inability to stay with one girl.

We just proved that I can in mine and Prongsie's little bet. Anyway Pete, this is just a reason why you admire me and want to be me... so you could finally get some action!

You never know Sirius, maybe he want to stay celibate until he gets married.

I could never do that! I think i'd die.

There's more to life than seeing how many girls you can get with Sirius!

One of my most important pieces of advice, is try before you buy Lily. You don't want to get married and then find out that they are crap!

Lovely, that's a nice way to think.

Well, its true...

I'm sure James and Remus don't think like that!

Oh, come on! EVERY guy thinks like that!

James? Remus?

Uh...

Next question!

Would you ever join You-Know-Who?

NEVER!

That guy is seriously messed up. All this I-hate-muggles-and-muggleborns buisness is stupid.

I wonder why people do join him. I mean it can't be much fun can it?

It's terrible. Joining him would be like kissing goodbye to all of your friends and family.

It's bad.

Is that all you can say, mate? Just think if I was still in with my family they'd probably be expecting me to sign up any time soon!

Do you think old Reggy-poo will?

I'm sure of it.

It must be awful being related to people like that Sirius.

As far as I'm concerned I'm not related to them.

As far as I'm concerned you're part of my family! You all are, and I could never see any of you joining You-Know-Who.

I don't think I could either.

Hey, Lily, if I'm part of James' family, when you and Prongs get married, you'll be like my sister-in-law!

Joy!

I think I prefer Sirius in a happy, annoying mood. Rather than remembering his family. But it has to be done... I guess. But he's still my favourite!!

I really hope you have enjoyed this. And please review :)

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