Dear Romania:

I heard of your hatred towards a certain, frying pan wielding woman, and I would like to help you out. Why not take a frying pan and hit her with it? Or you could name your dogs after famous Hungarians as she named her dogs after famous Romanians. Wish I could also get a frying pan and hit that frying pan bitch with it. Also, could you tell me on how to get rid of a certan potato bastard, thanks.

yours truly,

Romano

Dear Romano,

Is my hatred for the yaoi-obsessed woman so famous? I'm honored. I've tried several things to kill…eeerr… kick her a** but she keeps running to Germany and the EU and I get scolded, god, sometimes I hate them. Maybe we could ally and destroy the bitch, like when we were young and we all lived in Rome's house.

Anyway, about the Wrust? Someone should get that stick out of his… yeah… I'm going to ask Ivan about it, he's great at evil things.

Love,

Romania