Privet, Romania!
This is Ivan here. I've just wanted to tell you that a certain frying pan obsessed bitch has started to write letters to nations around the world. What blackmail material should I give to her?
Ivan Braginski
Bună, Ivan !
Frying pan bitch you say? Hmmm… I don't know… I blackmail her, not give her materials for blackmailing others…
However, for you dearest drinking buddy, you can tell her about Prussia being dumped by Ukraine last week…
~ Alexandra