Dog,

I heard from someone that you were thinking of starting a war. Don't even think about it, vermin, or i'll hit you over the head with my frying pan just like i used to, hm?

Sincerely-Hoping-That-You-Dissolve-Soon,

Hungary

Dear Yaoi-Obsessed-Woman-Without-A-Life,

If you had paid attention you would have noticed I didn't say " Hey, let's start a war!".

Also, please stop threatening me or Ivan shall rape you… again.

Sincerley-Gonna-Kill-All-The-Hungarians-In-My-Country-Someday,

Romania.

P.S : Prussia has the tape with you flirting with France, naked. ;)