*cries* She's trying to beat me up again! *grabs skis*
WAHHH! SHE'S SO EVIL!
*sniffs* I'm not a girl, Romania-chan... I AM wearing a dress right now because of Hungary's bullying, but I still look like a girl... I think...
Hungary is scary... she's a creepy pervert too...
HUNGARY!
Leave Croatia alone, godammit!
God, I'm confused right now? Are you a boy or a girl? Gosh! When I was young I thought Hungary was a boy and flirted with her… you don't want to know the outcome.
I'll go call Austria and ask him to keep her locked tight in a cell and I'm coming over at this very moment, keep the ddor unlocked!
Damn rotten woman…
Your dearly,
Romania.