*cries and runs through the house* GODDAMMIT LEAVE ME ALONE, HUNGARY YOU STUPID BITCH!
*writes* I'm a boy, but Hungary likes to dress me up as a girl; everybody thought I was a girl, but once I grew up, they found out I was a boy. (like Chibitalia, sorta)
*shrieks* Don't deflower me again, Hungary!
Y-your little brother,
Croatia
Gosh, dear. Wait! I'll send someone to save you! There's no way she's touching you… again.
My sweet little boy…
Your sister,
Romania
P.S : Hungary, I'm coming for you…