blech. i hate how short this chapter is. wellllll hope you like it anyway? sorry i havent updated in like a week or two. yknow. life. enjoy! ~RBASA

oh and i dont own Ouran. or anything i mention. besides Vinny and a couple other characters. soooooo yep. *sigh* bye now. ~RBASA

C4: My Uncontrollable Laughter

I sighed as I waited for the twins to finish up. The shrieking girls finally left, and I decided to help Haruhi clean up to make things go faster.

I silently picked up a couple trays, loading them with empty teacups and wiping off the rings they left. Haruhi looked at me.

"Y'know, I can do that, it's really my job, not a guest's."

I just smiled at her, now confident that she was girl.

"Well, thank you." She added, realizing I wasn't going to stop, and went back to work. We cleared off everything in no time and went back to the rest of the group, who were having some sort of meeting.

"We could do historical stuff for the week," the twins suggested. "Arab, Egyptian, Roman, Medieval, Victorian. It could work."

The Stalker (which I have officially dubbed him) nodded, writing in his black book.

"I like the Roman idea," I heard Honey say. "We could dress up in togas and stuff!" he grinned. "Ne, Takashi?"

"Ah," he said. I almost cried. I actually heard his voice…

"What do you think, Haruhi?" the twins said, slinging their arms over her shoulders, smiling devilishly.

"Sure, I guess. You guys know don't really have a say in the matter anyway," She grumbled. I smiled a little, deciding I liked her. I wondered if the twins knew she was a girl… but that thought stopped in its tracks as I saw the looks on their faces. Of course they knew, and they loved it.

"We could have a Victorian Masquerade Ball!" Tamaki squealed, causing the Stalker to smirk at the thought of all the money, and the twins to immediately start discussing outfit ideas.

"I'll get planning," the Stalker said, getting up from the sofa. "I'll see you all tomorrow." He walked out the door.

Taking that as a dismissal, everyone rose and said their goodbyes. I walked to the door, leaving them to it.

"You don't talk much do you?" Haruhi said, and I turned to see her barely escaping the twins' death hug and walking towards me.

I shrugged.

"Yeah," the twins chimed in. "You would talk all the time when we were little. Now you're just like Mori-senpai." They gestured to the tall, tan boy who was walking past the group towards the doors with Honey on his shoulders. "But at least he says a couple words every now and then. You're just silent."

I felt offended. Who ever said it was required to talk? I just didn't feel the need to. And besides, I had only been with them for a couple of hours. How did they know I didn't say a couple words every now and then?

I glanced at Haruhi, who had an apologetic expression on her face. 'Sorry' she mouthed. I shot her a small smile.

"SO?" the twins went on, leaning towards me. "Say something!" Ok, peer pressure much? I thought sarcastically, feeling kind of trapped against the wall. Mori had stopped and was looking at the group with a solemn expression.

Luckily, Tamaki jumped in.

"YOU FOOLS!" he yelled at twins, leaping in between us dramatically. "She is quite clearly uncomfortable with this situation! She obviously doesn't like to speak. From now on, the members of this club are only allowed to ask yes and no questions to poor Princess Vienna here."

He turned and gripped my shoulders, staring into my eyes earnestly. "Vienna, don't give in to these shady twins! They are nothing but trouble and you have every freedom to exercise your right to remain silent. Stick up for what you believe in!" He cried, stabbing a finger into the air dramatically.

He spun towards the rest of the group and went on to lecture them about patriotism and equality with extravagant gestures, whatever that has to do with my being quiet. The entire group got veins popping out of their heads in irritation.

I smiled. Then that smile turned into a grin and I started to laugh. I laughed and I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and tears streamed down my face. I fell back against the wall and slid to the floor, laughing so hard my stomach hurt and my face turned bright red.

Everyone looked at me like I was crazy, but it was contagious. They couldn't help laughing too, and soon enough the twins and Haruhi were busting up, Honey was giggling and even Mori gave a little chuckle, staring down at me with his eyebrows raised curiously.

Tamaki just smiled nervously and let out a few small chuckles, still wondering what I was laughing about. And I couldn't tell him. I didn't even know myself to tell you the truth. Maybe it was because I was so tired and this was all so ridiculous. Maybe it was because these were the weirdest people I had ever met. Maybe it was because this place is so much different than my home that I'm going crazy. Maybe it was because….. I have no idea. But I do know that it was friggin hilarious.

~end of C4~

AND THERE YA HAVE IT, FOLKS! MY HORRENDOUSLY SHORT CHAPTER! its kinda lame. i know. thats why im givin ya 2 chapters today. i dont wanna just throw all my chapters out because i wanna leave you guys room to critic me. that way i can edit my other chapters according to what you say. good plan? i think YES. ~RBASA