As Cody was tidying himself up, Maddie was working at her candu counter. Then Darren entered the hotel and noticed Maddie. He walked up the the candy counter and rang the bell.

"I'm Maddie how can I help you?" she asked with a smile.

"Have you seen two twins, this loser guy and two hot girls?" he asked in a hurry.

"Why would I tell you? I don't appreciate it when guys give us girls these types of names," Maddie said with attitude.

"Because," Darren began explaining, "I'm Mr.Tipton's nephew. And I'm sure that I could tell him to fire this hot candy counter girl."

Maddie than took a candy bar from behind her. "They went upstairs to the pool and here have a free candy bar. Compliments of Maddie Fitzpatrick. I'm your girl. I adore the Tipton family please don't get me fired!"

"If you give me a pack of gummie worms too , we can say that this never happened." Maddie took a pack of gummie worms and Darren took them then headed for the elevator. He was a little ticked off for some reason.


Max and Fern were talking in front of the elevator. Then they opened and Darren came out. He passed the two girls and headed for Zack and Cody. He then held Zack from his collar. "You invited this freak and not me. We can say that never happened if you let me hang out here with you guys. I thought that you caught up when I said I'm Darren Williams, I run this school and I'm everywhere, especially at where my girlfriend is."

"I'm not your girlfriend," Fern finally said to him. "We went out on one date and now you're telling everyone a big lie! I'm sick of hiding this from everyone. I need to hang out with my friends instead of having you staring at me wherever I go! And when I am with you, you flirt with other girls right infront of me! Well guess what Mr. Darren, its over! You jerk!" She then walked up to him and dumped her ice cream on his head. Max did the same thing. Then the two of them walked to the elevator. Jason then laughed at him for a while and followed then and the twins did the same. Bob noticed that everyone was gone and headed with them as well. Darren swept the ice cream off his face.


"Dudette," Zack said, "that was really awesome. So he's not your boyfriend?"

"Never was and never will be," Fern said with a smile.

"We have to go," Max said, "we're going to the mall. We're spending the money we're gettin exchanged for all of the jewlery that Darren gave Fern. See ya." The two of them exited the Tipton.

"Hey, Jason, wanna go to our room?" Cody asked.

"Sounds cool, I guess," Jason said with a smile. "Hey Bob wanna come?"

"I guess, nothing else to do."

As the three of them headed for the elevator once again, London just came in.

"Where's Darren?" she asked.

"You mean your cousin, the twerp who just barged in?" Maddie asked. " He's on the couch."

London then rushed up to him. "What are you doing here? You promised never to come to my hotel. We had a deal, you don't come into my hotel if I gave you that five thousand dollars which I already did. That was really hard you know!"

"I was settling something," Darren said while getting up. "What's wrong, you don't want to see your adorable little cousin."

London then pushed him." You are not even my real cousin! We aren't even familized!"

"You mean related!" Maddie yelled from behind. "This kid is really annoying. You want me to call security?"

Darren then ran out the door. London then turned to her and thanked her for getting him out of his hotel. "He almost lived here instead of me. He tried to convince daddy but I paid five thousand dollars to stay away from him. He really is annoying. But thanks, here's a hundred dollars. Its my spare change." She then gave her the money and the two of them kept on talking.