Hey I'm back XD

*** Washington D.C.

The phone was taken away from Texas by a fuming Ohio. "Sorry, please call back later" Hanging up on england Ohio took Texas's shirt collar in her fist. "Who were you talking to?" she asked her older brother. He gulps and Ohio stared at him with cold eyes. "Uhh........this umm...........English guy" Texas kept a small smile as Ohio loosened her grip "What English guy?". "The one dad always was with when he was a kid" Ohio gasped and let him go, "Tex you didn't say dad on the line did you?!" he nodded slowly and she took hold of his neck. "YOU WESTERN IDIOT!!!!!!! THAT WAS A NATION THAT CALLED!!!!!! YOU ARNT SUPPOST TO TALK TO NATION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!" Texas backed away alarmed and Ohio fumed with anger and fear. "Oh no.......no no no........" She sat on the ground and glared at Texas.

"why are you blaming mah anyways? Was it really mah fault that English bastard called?" Ohio looked up and him laughed "Tex, YES it is you're fault. You shouldn't have said 'dad' in the first place. You should have said 'Alfred' or 'Mr. Jones'." "Ya kno? Pa has a weird name 'ALFRED' what kind of name is that? It sounds like a pasta dish!" Ohio frowned "Don't change the subject Tex" He Sat next to his little sister and she sighed "okay, one nation knows........that cant be that bad....." Tex nodded "Yea, Pa's boyfriend cant be that bad" Ohio sat up strait "Wat are you talking about Tex?"

"well, pa talks a whole awful lot 'bout England, Don it make ya think their having somthin goin on?" Ohio Raised her eye brow and giggled "Tex, you have a REALLY sick mind" He frowned and blinked "But I'm serious" "Sure you are" She stood up and walked up the steps "I'm going to tell Virginia about this" Texas eyes grew wide "WHY VIRGY!!!!!"

"BECAUSE SHES IN CHARGE OF ALL OF US SHEESH!"

England***

Bloody hell, Alfred having KIDS that seemed......unlikely. Unless he adopted them or something like that. England stared at the phone for about ten minutes. His black tea was spilled on the ground and his eyes were still wide in shock. 'Is that why he has been so bloody disoriented?'. 'okay, maybe they were playing a trick on me, maybe he doesn't have kids........'.

Louisiana***

"Okay New York, we're lost aren't we?"

"No.....I have an idea......wait........am I holding the map upside down?"

"WHAT?!"

"ha just kidding~ see! The exit is right there"

"New York I swear one of these days I'm gonna rip you're throat out"

"HA!~ I'd like to see an aristocrat like you try"

"Say that again in fount of my fa--"

"WATCH THE ROAD WATCH THE ROAD!!!!!"

New York takes the wheel and swerves it back into the right lane.

"I still cant believe you're old enough to drive"

"I still cant believe you're yapping"

"I still cant believe you still look like a kid, old hag"

Louisiana kicks him in the shin with her free foot.

"OWW!"

"Say that again one more time MR BRODWAY"

"Maybe I will~"

She kicks him again

"OWW! Stop it!"

Louisiana sticks her tongue out.

"Be lucky I'm not driving right now"

"HA~ If you we're driving we would have made an unexpected stop at the hospital already"

"Ha very funny"

"Well looks as if we're almost there!"

"yeah after nearly killing us HUH LOUISIANA? HUH?"

"shut the hell up Yankee"

Washington D.C.***

'Oh god no' Virginia had heard the news and wasn't very happy, none of the nations were suppose to know about the states and Texas's error might have ruined it for all 50 of them. Ohio was pacing her room frantically as Virginia Layed in her bed worried. 'It cant be THAT bloody bad' she thought to herself watching Ohio. 'After all, he used to be fathers parent nation'.

Ohio heard a car outside and ran to the bedroom window next to virginia and smiled "Looks like New York's back.......and he brought Louisiana" Virginia smiled "About bloody time, we couldn't wait any longer"

"Welcome back sister"

Let the babysittin begin Yankees HAHAHAHA!!!~~~~~ *shot*