Sly

"Have you tried a good kick?"

"Hex is a very delicate machine Archchancellor."

"Nonsense. A good kick solves just about anything."

+++Wait+++

Ridcully paused, foot in midair. Hex began whirring and clicking.

+++Problem Solved+++

"See? It was just playing sick after all."

Truth

The lie was that Vetinari had spies all over the city. The truth was that Vetinari had given the beggars their own guild, and Queen Molly would always be in his debt for that.

Note

Nobby picked up a scrap of paper from the cobblestones.

The password is swordfish.

"Huh."

Time

Wuffles snuffled deeper into his dogbed blankets, ignoring his fresh bowl of food, He could feel time creeping up on him.

Garish

Vimes stared into his drink, wishing his headache would dissipate. The old woman singing an unnecessarily loud song about a hedgehog wasn't helping.

Cheerful

Lupine Wonse feverently polished the metal portions of the Gonne with an unrealized intensity. He felt almost cheerful.

Erase

Rincewind wiped at the ground with his robe. No footprints. No footprints.

Sun

His adopted family realized early on that Carrot's human tendencies could not be ignored. His father would always remember his sons face when he saw the sun for the first time.

Longing

Rust's hand stayed near his sword, itching to get the battle underway.

Average

Fred Colon wasn't the greatest of Watchmen. It was just something to do until retirement.

Kindness

Most of the noble families believed Sibyl married Vimes because she was just an odd duck. The more sympathetic ones believed she was just a kind person. They just didn't understand the concept of marrying for love.

Open

Adora toddled on tiny legs away from the pastel nursery. A noise from a nearby room aroused her curiosity and she peeked inside and gasped. That strange man's head was open!

Shock

It was so hot in Klatch it took Detritus nearly ten minutes to be surprised by the sight of Nobby in women's clothing.


Standard Disclaimer. As usual. -SilverInkblot