Third crack. I need therpy. For real.
Drunken Dreams
Ariadne
Stuck in the Middle with You by Stealers Wheel
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Ariadne looked down at the two legged chair she was on and screamed. She sighed slightly, as she looked around the pleasant(ish) atmosphere of the bar. She ordered a lemonade.
Clowns to the left of me,
She turned to her left, suddenly seeing Cobb sat next to her, adorned in a clowns outfit, red afro, matching nose, face paint, stupid outfit.
Even the damned clown shoes.
Jokers to the right, here I am,
She heard someone clear his throat and saw Eames to her right, looking exactly like Heath Ledger did as the Joker.
She screamed.
"Stuck in the middle with you."
She turned to the man who had sung that line, finding it was Arthur, as the bartender, leaning close to her, continuing to sing.
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
She screamed again, slapping Arthur. He laughed, continuing to sing. Cobb next to her started crying and slammed a pie into his face.
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Eames pulled out a deck of cards, fanning them out at her.
"Pick one, darling."
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
She shakily reached out and took out a card, looking at it.
"It's the King of Saito isn't it?"
She screamed again.
Slap you on the back and say,
Please... Please...
She felt Cobb grasp her back, the pie still on his face, tears streaming down his face.
"Don't pick another card..." He whispered, sounding disillusional.
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
She turned back to Arthur, who was still singing. She reached for another card, pulling it out and looking at it.
"Jack of Yusuf?"
The Yusuf in the card winked, flicking her off.
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
"You guys are crazy!" She screamed, getting up, feeling her arms squished.
Someone had glued Cobb to her left side, and Eames to her right.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please... Please...
She turned to Arthur, staring at him.
"What the hell!"
He put the cap on the glue, and shrugged, standing next to her, suddenly breakdancing.
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Yusuf popped out of nowhere, a rose in his mouth, and started to tango with Saito, as Arthur danced his ass off.
She fainted.
But Cobb cushioned her fall.
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.
She was suddenly standing over her grave, reading the marker. On both sides there were markers, and she read what they said, letting out a growl.
RIP Ronald McDonald
RIP Heath Ledger
"EAMES!" She screamed.
.
END.
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