Red

Grey… Drab, dull, boring, average. Jean Grey quietly wished to have been named Jean Scarlett.

Yellow

Moist looked away hurriedly. Gladys really shouldn't wear yellow. She looked strangely like a giant lemon.

Blue

Dear Hogfather, this Hogswatch I want a blue – Blue! They always wanted blue. For everything! Blue toys, blue dolls, blue clothes, blue, blue, BLUE!

Snow

Reg Shoe woke up in his grave one fine morning to find himself buried under three inches of snow.

"Damn."

Lounge

Gaspode noticed the fluffy poodle lounging in the mansion window and huffed. Housedogs!

Discord

The atmosphere took on a sudden stillness as the Death of Rats listened closely to the world. Somewhere, something was very wrong. Something to do with… bananas?

Playful

Rincewind blanched as the branch he was on gave a very audible crack; that was a long way to fall. Never mind the large dog waiting at the bottom.

"Aw, come on down now, he just wants to play!"

Window

There was a whisper in the tunnels about a large shipment of glass; they said the Low King wanted windows!

Holy

The Duck Man sighed at the sight of Constable Visit's religious pamphlets scattered about the overflowing trash bin. Was nothing sacred anymore? That paper made for excellent burning! He collected as much as he could; the beggars would sleep warm tonight.

Winter

There was snow on the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Granted, by the time it had finished falling through all the smoke and pollution it was an unappealing dark grayish-brown color, but that was Ankh-Morpork for you.

Vimes felt like there was a metaphor in there somewhere.

Spring

"Ah, spring," Ridcully was practically skipping. "The sunshine…"

"Sunburn," grumbled the Dean.

"The flowers…"

"Allergies."

"The birds?"

"Right, and all their droppings."

Summer

Binky loved the summer. That was when the apples tasted the best.

Fall

"And that's how I saved Hogswatch. Anyway – Nobby? Where'd ya go?"

"Down here Sarge."

"Now how did you get down there?"

"Didn't see the hole Sarge."