Fourth. Yeah I am very crazy.
Drunken Dreams
Eames
Dude (Looks Like a Lady) by Aerosmith
The first thing Eames did was scream.
Like a girl.
Which was ironic in so many ways.
That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
He was never drinking that vodka again. Somehow he ended up in a pink miniskirt, matching heels and a blouse. He turned around to see Saito on a stage outside a cafe, singing into the microphone.
Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
He looked around for a way to cover himself up, but there was none. He was in a damned big city, on the side of the street. He glared at Saito, who winked.
"I'm not a bloody women, Saito! What the fuck!" He screamed, holding his skirt down.
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right
He headed down the street, clutching the skirt, feeling everyone look at him. People walked past, some giggled, some grinned, others looked at him in disgust. He felt one man touch his ass. He swerved around punching him. The man laughed.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
(That, that)
(That, that)
Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
He took off his heel, aiming at Saito's head as the man continued to sing. He chucked it, accidently hitting a little kid in the audience crowded around Saito instead. The woman pulled out a gun.
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away
He ran up the street, meeting Saito's stage again.
"The hell?"
He kept walking around the streets, always ending near Saito's concert. He bumped into someone, and turned, seeing Ariadne saunter past him, singing.
"(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady"
He glared at her, hoisting his skirt down as far as it would go, pulling of the other heel, chucking it at Saito again. The heel hit the same child and the same woman pulled out a gun.
He ran around the corner again.
So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
Someone threw a book at his head, and he turned back to Saito, who was rocking out on the stage.
"Shut up, you bloody ass!"
Saito continued to sing, pointing behind Eames, who turned.
Yusuf walked past him, wide eyed, and sung exactly like Ariadne.
"(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady"
He watched as both Yusuf and Ariadne got up on stage, singing along with Saito now. Eames, clutched his blouse closer to him, suddenly realizing he was wearing a wig.
A womans wig.
Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
He looked up to the stage again, watching his three teammates rock out, and suddenly he was picked up, and was crowd surfing.
This was seriously getting freaky.
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me
Suddenly Yusuf whipped out a guitar and started to do a solo, while Ariadne was dancing on a pole. Saito continued to sing.
Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady
Eames got down off the people and continued to stand on the street watching people walk past him, laughing.
Arthur walked past him, his hands casually in his pockets, singing. Eames glared, pulling his skirt down again.
"(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady"
He watched as Arthur walked onto the stage, joining the others, pulling out a guitar too as Saito continued to sing/scream into the microphone.
Eames looked around, sighing, and was pushed into Cobb. He turned to his friend, watching the man smirk, and also sing.
"Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady"
Cobb ran up onto the stage and the whole team continued to sing, as Eames was still trying to cover himself up. Someone pushed Eames to the front of the crowd as all of his friends sung into the microphone.
"(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow
(That, that)
(That, that)"
Eames pulled a tissue out of his purse and started crying.
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END.
LMFAO. This was the funnest yet. Two more to come, unless I decide to do Nash and Fischer.