Fifth. I know it fails.

Drunken Dreams

Yusuf
Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crew

Yeah yeah
Rat-tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
Deals out in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Traded for some powdered goods

As soon as Yusuf heard the singing he knew he was dreaming. And that he was potentially drunk.

He looked around the hospital.

Jigsaw Jimmy he's the one in the game
But I hear he's doin' o.k.
Got a cozy little job selling the Mexican mob
Packages the candycaine

Wait, hospital? Yusuf sighed, realising he was wearing doctor scrubs.

"How the hell do these lyrics relate to anything?" He shouted.

He's the one they call Dr. Feel good
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feel good

Over the hospital intercom, a woman's voice said gently.

"Paging Dr. Feelgood. Room 6." Yusuf raised an eyebrow, looking down at his nametag, realising she meant him. He headed down the hallway.

Cops on the corner always ignore
Somebody's getting paid
Jimmy's got it wired, law's for hire
Got it made in the shade
Got a little hideaway, does business all day

"Again no relation!" He yelled as he walked into room six, taking in the sight.

Arthur was standing at the window, his arm rested on the wall. Cobb was leaned on the wall near him, Eames was sat in a chair, and Ariadne was layed on the bed.

But at night he'll always be found
Sellin' sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Jimmy's town

They all turned to him smiling, and started singing, all getting up and sauntering closer to him, Eames pulling him in the room, closing the door.

"He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Feelgood)
he's not what you'd call a glamorous man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Feelgood)
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Oh yeah"

"What the-" Arthur cut him off, covering his mouth with his hand, and Ariadne walked closer to him, her fingers stroking his chest. Cobb and Eames stood on either side of him.

He'll tell you he's the king
Of these barrio streets
Moving up the shangri-la
Came by his wealth as a matter of luck
Says he never broke no law
Two time loser running out of juice

"You're right, the lyrics have no relevance." Cobb murmurs, playing with the shoulder of Yusuf's jacket, Arthur released Yusuf's mouth and played with the other shoulder, Eames standing behind Yusuf.

"This seems more like what Eames would dream about." Arthur muttered, stepping a bit closer, Ariadne following suit, her fingers still tracing Yusuf's jacket.

Time to move out quick
Heard a rumour going round
Jimmy's going down
This time it's gonna stick

Eames poked Yusuf's back, as Cobb and Arthur at the same time pulled Yusuf's jacket off. Ariadne wound her hands around Yusuf's tie loosening it. The continued to sing, ignoring Yusuf's yells and curses.

"He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein"

Yusuf looks around suddenly raising an eyebrow.

"Wait.. where's Saito?"

Saito steps out of the bathroom in nothing but a patients dress, singing along.

Yusuf screams.

"Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand
(Dr. Feelgood)
Some people call him an evil man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Let him introduce himself real good
(Dr. Feelgood)
He's the only one they call Feelgood"

"I think I'm going to give up being a chemist..." Yusuf winces, feeling everyone crowded around him, suddenly dancing, pulling at his shirt. Saito crawls towards him playing with his thighs.

"Listen to Jimmy, come play with ..." Saito murmurs. Yusuf's eyes widen.

"Who the hell is Jimmy?"

The four of them continue to sing.

"I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Feelgood)
he's not what you'd call a glamorous man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Feelgood)
He's the one they call Dr. Feel good
oh yeah
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)"

Yusuf sighs, hoping the music is over just as he feels his shirt being peeled off of him. He is about to wake up when Eames lets out a chuckle from behind him.

"Jizzed in my pants." He says in a creepy voice.

Yusuf passes out.

.

END.

Sorry this one was a bit crappy, my bad. One more.