Stone
The scythe was perfectly balanced and felt right in his hands. But Mort wasn't cut out to be the Reaper and wondered if maybe he should chisel gravestones instead.
Dice
They said the gods played games with the fates of men. If that was true, the Vimes wanted to know the stakes.
Flowers
Granny would have said something, but Nanny was nice enough not to point out that the flowers in Magarats hair were dying.
Fragile
Fred Colon pushed his way through the hospital before finding his path blocked by Doctor Lawn.
"Your friend, Sergeant, is in a very delicate condition after his fall."
"Nobby? He doesn't even know what 'delicate' means!"
Vacation
SQUEAK.
SOMEWHERE SUNNY?
SQUEAK.
THE BEACH? YOU KNOW I CAN NEVER GET THE SAND OUT OF MY ROBES. THAT'S NO VACATION.
Illusion
The great philosophers liked to believe time was an illusion. The History Monks knew better of course, but found counter-arguments with philosophers not to be worth the time.
Turmoil
Lipwig was a man caught in a personal crisis – would Adora look better in blue or red?
Sunshine
+++ Tell Me About The Sun. +++
"What about it? You probably know more than I."
+++ I Know That It Is A Big Ball Of Flaming Gas That Illuminates The Disc. +++
"Well, there you go."
+++ ……… +++
+++ But What Is It Like? +++
Dark
Reg waved his makeshift flag (an old shirt) with such vigor that no one had the heart to tell him it was too dark to see anything.
Float
"It could be worse."
"Shut up."
Twoflower and Rincewind clung to the top of the Luggage, bumping into every rock of the rapids they had landed themselves in.
"Oh look," Twoflower reached for his camera. "Piranhas."
Mystery
The eternal question begs; if two lifetimers empty of sand at the same time, which one gets the visit from Death? Granted, Death exists outside of time and is in fact omnipresent, but even he couldn't be everywhere.
Above
Magarat did love being married to Verence; it was the being queen that was difficult. She had never considered herself above anyone, and now everyone was looking up at her.
Righteous
They said that the mere touch of a true king brought blessings from whatever higher power you put your faith in. What they didn't tell you was that those blessings were reserved for the truly righteous. Too bad weren't any of those in Ankh – Morpork.
Apologies for a long delay. Many new oneshots forthcoming. Standard disclaimer. -SilverInkblot