I think I'll do Mal too. This should be fun. Heh. By the way, I thought of this while reading a crack fic called "Peacock" and drinking coffee. xD
Drunken Dreams
Saito
Material Girl by Madonna
Saito looked around, exhaling gently. He was stood at the stop of a red staircase. Nothing out of the normal. He looked down at his attire, sighing loudly.
He had to admit he looked sexy in a red dress.
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're okay
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
He looked around for the source of the singing, but couldn't find it, before realizing he was singing it.
"Holy shit."
Suddenly Arthur, Cobb, Yusuf and Eames appeared next to him on the stairs, two on each side. He raised an eyebrow, and then frowned.
"How the hell do you guys get suits and I get a damn dress?"
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right
Arthur and Eames, on either side of him walked down a step, then back up, dancing to the music slightly. Yusuf and Cobb behind them followed suit. Saito continued singing, unable to stop.
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
He joined in their stair dancing, stepping up a step then down, then two, almost tripping on his heels.
Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's alright with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be
The men around him started to singing "living in a material world", until they reached a few stairs from the bottom.
Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play, no way, no way
Only boys that save their pennies
Make my rainy day
He watched as Mal and Ariadne emerged from one side, his wife, Ami and his ahem, married girlfriend Lisa on the other side.
Wearing tuxes like the men.
'Cause they are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Arthur and Eames suddenly grabbed under his arms, lifting him up from the stairs, putting him on the ground.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
Living in a material world
(Material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world
(Material)
Living in a material world
Everyone else sung around him, dancing, pulling him around, and then his eye twitched.
He was actually starting to enjoy this.
Saito screamed.
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's alright you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me
Yusuf pulled out a fur scarf from behind his back and put it around Saito, and Mal and Ariadne put Saito in red gloves.
Cobb stepped forward with a jeweled necklace, as Saito and the woman continued to sing.
'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Saito walked up the stairs again, and back down a step, making a dance of it, as the men surrounded him on both sides, and the women started dancing on the red carpet below. Saito stroked his fur scarf.
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
A material, a material
A material, a material world
He stood at the top of the stairs again, suddenly being surrounded by the men again. Arthur smirked, and Eames grinned as they closed in on him. Ariadne, Mal, Ami, and Lisa crawled up the stairs, surrounding the men, who started to sing.
"Uh... guys..." Saito said, clutching his wrap around him, scared.
"Living in a material world
(Material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world
(Material)
Living in a material world"
Saito screamed as they all encircled him, closing in on him.
"Living in a material world
(Material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world
(Material)
Living in a material world."
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END.
LMFAOLMFAO. Best yet.. again. They should make a music video out of this xD Maybe one more, just for Mal.