Alright, I'm not going to do a Fischer one for now, no idea what to put. It'll just end up failing at crack. If thats possible.
Drunken Dreams
Mal
Judas by Lady Gaga
Mal didn't even know how the hell she got here. She was dead.
Eames, she thought, shaking her head.
She looked around the biker bar with the huge staircase. She watched all the men surround someone, but she couldn't see who.
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Mal frowned.
"Who the hell is Judas?"
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas! GAGA
The crowd opened up, and Mal saw Cobb with a flower crown around his head, wearing a biker jacket.
She held back a laugh.
When he comes to me I am ready
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times he betrays me
She walks over to Cobb, seeing Arthur at his side, also in a biker jacket.
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
"Dom, what are you doing?" She shouts over the music, seeing him start to dance.
She frowns, suddenly dancing herself, all the men dancing around her in sync.
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
She tries to stop herself from dancing, but is unable to.
"I'M AN ATHEIST!" She screams.
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas! GAGA
She continues to dance until the dancing turns into fighting around her, and she starts singing, as Cobb pulls her out of the crowd and Arthur hands her a gun.
I couldn't love a man so purely
Even prophets forgave his crooked way
I've learned love is like a brick you can
Build a house or sink a dead body
Arthur gestures for her to shoot the man, and Cobb nods in agreement, so she puts the gun to his head, wincing as she pulls the trigger waiting for a gunshot.
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
It never comes, so she looks down at her gun, seeing it is a lipstick. She laughs, drawing a penis on the man's face.
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Cobb and Arthur look at her as if she is crazy. She shrugs, throwing the gun on the ground. And walks back into the crowd of men, watching as they start dancing along with her.
"Whatevers going on, I like this!" She yells laughing.
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Cobb start dancing next to her along with Arthur.
In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time
Miles comes in front of her and starts a breakdancing contest.
I wanna love you,
But something's pulling me away from you
Jesus is my virtue,
Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to
She stops dancing, staring at her father.
"DAD?"
Miles smirks, and Cobb and Arthur join in the break dancing.
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
She throws her hands in the air, and turns around, sighing.
"I am most definately drunk."
She looks down at herself, seeing she is now dressed in a robe. She laughs.
"Yep. Dead and drunk."
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas! GAGA
She turns back around to the men and faints right on the spot as Miles starts to dance on a stripper pole.
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END.
please don't picture that. xD Again holding off of Fischer for now. D;