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disclaimer: and i'm an idiot.
producer: No! what else!
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ring- ring- ring! "Hello?" Neji said as he answered the phone.
"Hi! Are you going to train with me today?" - as you can guess Tenten was on the other line- "Ummm... about that... I've got to... take Sakura to lunch."
"What!? But I thought that she was going out with Sasuke!"
" Well she was, then her and Sasuke got into this big fight so I'm going to hang with her until she gets over it."
" Are you nuts!? That won't help! That'll just make Sasuke even more mad!"
" I never said that it was Sasuke that got mad at Sakura. In fact Sakura got mad at him."
" Well, what happened?"
"Ummm... uh... she was mad that... actually I don't know. All I know is that she was having a rough time so I invited her to have lunch with me today."
" Well... have fun. -mumbling- i guess." beep-beep-beep!

In Neji's Thoughts-
"Did she sound hurt at the end? And did she say " I guess?"
" I think this plan might actually work! Now all I ghave to worry is keeping Sakura to stick to her end of the bargin."
" Well time to go pick up Sakura for our "date."

In Tenten Thoughts-

" Did he say he was going on a date with Sakura? No, he said that he was JUST having lunch with her." " Wait why would it matter to me? It's not like I love him anymore. Right?"
" Uh, I hate when I get mixed emotions! I'll go hang out with Lee." She leaves to go find Lee.

At Sakura's House-

"OH! Where is he!? This is exactly why I never went out with this guy, he's always late just like Kakashi sensei! At least Sasuke is only 3 minutes late, when he is but he usually isn't." She sees someone running towards her house. " FINALLY! What took you so long?"
"Tenten called just when I was about to leave. When I told her that you and I were having lunch together she sounded not really jelous but mor supprised then when I was about to hang up she said she hopped that we have a good time I guess."
"-laughing"
" What's so funny?
" I'm sorry it's just that you sounded so girly when you were talking about her and what she said! - holds stomache and falls down laughing-
" Oh, shut up! - gasp- Oh god! I do sound like a girl! Dwat! I did it again!"
" Told ya! So where are we going?"
" How about Ichiraku's Ramen?"
" Whatever. But, I can't stay long the rumor that Sasuke and I are "broken up" is everywhere! And all these fangirls keep flirting with Sasuke-kun. He's been having nightmares for the last 3 days."
" To bad."
" Hey! You should be glad that I even agreed to do this in the first place!"
" Can we just go?"
"I guess." They walked to Ichiraku's Ramen. When they got there they saw Lee and Tenten.

" Lee! You're so funny! I'm going to die laughing!" When Neji saw them together he felt the same pain he did when she told him that cruel day. Neji quckly grabbed Sakura's hand.
"What do you think you're doin? -whispering-
" Just go with the act."
" Fine."
" Oh, Hi Sakura... Neji." That was Tenten talking.
" Hi Tenten-san!" Sakura -of course!-
" Sakura I'm sorry that you and Sasuke broke up. What happened?"
" I got mad at him because he was... keeping secrets from me. I don't mean like small secrets I mean big ones."
" Like what?"
" I don't know. He never told me."
" Come on Sakura let's go find a spot." Neji and Sakura sit on the other side of the shack so that Tenten and Lee couldn't hear their conversation.

" How much longer do I have to keep up with this crap?"
" Until I have Tenten back."
" Do you know how long that would take?"
" Not long. Since you're one of her best friends, she'll get jeolous and then realize that she really does love me."
" You're starting to act like Ino!"
" What no I'm not!"
" Yes you are! You're risking you're friend s hearts while trying to get to a girls heart. Actually in her case it was a boy's heart!"
"Whatever. Let's jsut get through this."
" No, I'm tired of this. I'm NOT going to hurt my friend's heart. You do what you want but leave me out of it. I'm going to go spend time with my REAL boyfriend!" Sakura gets up and leaves.

" Drat. Now time for plan b."

Did you like this chap? Well I liked it. I'm very fond of Nejixsakura love stories. I mean the couple doesn't bother me like the sasukexnaruto couple, but it's just unnatural. I'll update soon! Please review!