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Pairings: SasuNaru NejiGaa KakaIru ItaKyuu
For those of you who read this the first time it was on here, this chapter has changed alot so read it again. If there are any plotholes or anything that is messed up in this chapter, please tell me because I was hella tired while rewriting this.
It took me forever to rewrite this and edit it[I NEED A BETA D:] so I hope you enjoy :]
Sasuke sat amongst the many students in the auditorium, looking up at the stage where the principal and vice principal of Konoha High sat, ignoring one another's presence, and a nervous short-haired woman sat, fidgeting while her dark eyes darted around the auditorium.
Behind him sat a group of giggling girls, no doubt drooling over the stoic teen who sat before them and planning how they were going to molest him later in the day. And surely by the end of the day the number of fangirls would double, thanks to the brilliant asshole who had burned down Konoha High.
Two weeks ago there had been an 'accidental' explosion in the science lab of Konoha High while one of the summer classes were experimenting. The science teacher had panicked and ran out of the room, resulting in his students following after him and the fire spreading throughout the school—because, for some idiotic reason, no one had thought to use the fire extinguisher that was in the cabinet at the front of the room. The same fire extinguisher in the same cabinet that was mandatory for students and staff to know of and to use in case of an emergency. The fire had then grown uncontrollable and the school was evacuated, leaving all the summer students to watch as majority of the building was burned down.
Due to this, the board of education had decided that it would be best if the students and staff of Konoha High went to their brother school, Gensoka High, until the school could be rebuilt. Being merged with another school obviously meant more students, and since it was a public school it naturally meant more girls, which meant more fangirls that would serve to make Sasuke's life hell. Hence the reason why Sasuke would be sure to find whatever dipshit who had been so smart as to burn down the fucking school and the dumbass of a teacher who had ran and let the school burn down.
The students of both Konoha and Gensoka had been gathered in Gensoka's auditorium for the introductory speech that was being given in honor of the merge of the two high schools. Currently, however, near everyone sat chatting happily amongst themselves, the principal of Gensoka, who was to give the speech, already an hour late.
Then, as if on cue, the large metal doors at the back of the room swung open, gaining the attention of everyone. A buxom blonde woman who couldn't be a day over 30 marched into the auditorium, dragging a blonde girl by the ear and four boys following in tow.
"Itai, itai, itaiiiiii..." whined the younger blonde, stumbling as he was forcefully made to walk behind the woman. She wore a gaudy black ruffled skirt, adorned with yellow and white decorations along the hem that jingled with every step the girl made; A white blouse clung to her thin frame, accentuating soft curves that could be envied by any girl. When she opened her eyes, that had previously been clenched shut in what was undoubtedly pain, Sasuke's breath caught. Two sapphire eyes snatched his immediate attention, the eyes that were burned into his memory, the eyes that he would never forget. The eyes that belonged to him. But no…it couldn't be…
"Let go of me," she said haughtily. Those simple words confirmed any doubt Sasuke previously had.
...When had Naruto become a cross dresser?
-.-.-
Naruto held his throbbing ear when the granny finally released him.
A sly, raven haired boy slinked up to Naruto from behind, wrapping his arms around the blonde's waist. He nibbled on the tip of his ear, causing a blush to creep across said blonde's face. "Does it hurt Naru-chan?" The shorter teen attempted to wriggle out of the dark-haired boy's grasp but failed.
Tsunade's eyebrow twitched as she watched the two boys completely ignoring her. "Sai. Get off him. Now."
The dark haired boy, Sai, smiled and stepped back.
"Now, Naruto, why the hell are you dressed like that?" Tsunade asked the blonde.
"It's a bet," he replied simply, shooting a glare back at his friends who were doing nothing to suppress their snickering.
"A bet? Why in the hell-?" Someone cleared their throat behind the blonde woman. "What?" Tsunade barked, whipping around to face a pale skinned man.
He smiled, sending a shiver down the five teens spine's. Studying Tsunade with eyes that would lead anyone to believe that one of his parents had mated with a snake—him being the slimy, reptile resembling outcome—he made no move to hide his amusement and spoke in a voice that would easily make any well-educated child shout 'pedophile'. "You're the principal of Konoha, Tsunade-san, correct?"
She nodded warily. The man continued, "I'm vice principal Orochimaru, from Konoha. We've been waiting for you,"
"Oh yeah, sorry I'm late. I had some...car troubles," she said, her temper subsiding.
"Senile old hag probably just had a hangover," Naruto muttered under his breath.
The principal of Gensoka High turned back to him, her temper threatening to spark back to life. "What'd you say?"
He smiled in attempted innocence, "Nothing."
"You five, up on the stage," she ordered.
The five teens obeyed, following their principal down the main aisle of the auditorium as many sets of eyes watched them. Those eyes were either bemused, frightened, embarrassed, or all of the above.
The snake man- Orochimaru- passed the boys, sauntering to the stage. He glanced back at them hungrily, licking his lips.
Kiba leaned over to Sai, whispering, "I think we found you're long lost dad."
"Shut it, Dog," The dark-haired teen replied, dealing the brunette a sharp elbow to the stomach.
Once on stage, the five took seats in the empty chairs at the back of the stage, Naruto struggling to keep his skirt down and save himself from the embarrassment of people seeing his 'stuff', as Tsunade went over to the podium set in center stage.
"As you all know, Konoha and Gensoka high schools will become one school as of today because of a fire that burned down Konoha High," she said loudly, her smile wide and clearly reading 'I don't want to be here' to anyone who knew her well. "Gensoka is far away from Konoha, so students transferring will be living in dorms, as you all should already know. There is not an extra dorm building on the grounds, but the dorm rooms that the Gensoka students stay in are big enough for two people. You've all been notified of this over the summer and given your room number, so you should all have your things delivered to your room by now. If not, too bad. If Konoha students have any questions then ask your roommate. Gensoka students: be as big of a help as you can to your new roommate.
"I expect all students to behave this school year, we expect the best," Muffled laughter came from behind the blonde woman and she froze. Glaring, she slowly turned to the teens at the back of the stage with killer intent gleaming in her eyes. She spoke through gritted teeth, "Do you have something to say?"
The five stopped laughing immediately and shook their heads. They enjoyed messing with their principal now and again but they never dared to push her too far, and they could tell she was already in a bad mood. They'd seen her temper once before when they had snuck into her office and stolen all of her sake. Drinking some of it and pouring the rest out over the roof, the boys were caught on camera. They later had to face a rampaging, alchohal deprived, PMS'ing principal. It really wasn't their fault though, who the fuck hid cameras on the roof?
Tsunade scrutinized the teens for a moment before turning slightly to the audience of students, still keeping her eyes on the five teens on stage nevertheless.
"The more important questions you can ask these five," she announced, her smile back but threatening. "They have volunteered themselves to help assist the Gensoka students in anyway possible and help them with their problems and questions. And since they're going to be helping so much, I'll have them introduce themselves,"
The teens stayed rooted to their seat, staring at the she-devil principal in disbeleif. Immediately, Naruto began to think of ways he could get out of helping some Konoha prick…
Tsunade narrowed her eyes at the blonde boy as if she had read his thoughts. Her expression was pissed, daring Naruto to try and escape.
He rose out of his seat and let out a heavy sigh in defeat, "Guess we don't have a choice,"
Their principal smiled as the boys approached the podium, sulking. "You better act happy," the woman growled low enough for only them to hear. They all instantly perked up, all smiles and what not- save for Gaara who just looked bored.
"I'm Naruto," the blonde said cheerily.
The brunette next to him grinned, showing of his abnormally sharp canines. "Name's Kiba,"
"Sai," The dark haired boy had a fake smile plastered on his face.
"I'm Haku," A feminine looking boy said giving a small smile and a nod.
The last boy, a redhead, looked out at the audience with jade green eyes that were ringed with dark kohl. "Gaara,"
"Now tell them a little about yourselves," Tsunade urged them as if they were little kids. The granny had some nerve. "...Tell them what you like," she said annoyed after they all looked at her blankly.
"Uh...I like ramen, especially miso flavored,"
"I like dogs,"
"Hmm...What do I like? Well I wanna fuck Naruto, if that counts, and I almost did a couple of times,"
Azure orbs widened and tanned whiskered cheeks burned red with embarrassment. He stepped back and kicked Sai in his crotch with all the force he could manage. The older boy doubled over and landed on the ground in fetal position.
"Jackass," Naruto muttered.
Haku looked down at the injured boy, long hair falling over his shoulders as he did so, and laughed. "You had that coming to you, Sai. And what you did to Naruto would be closer considered to rape,"
Tsunade cleared her throat and glowered at the boys. "Okay, forget it. Go back to your seats boys…"
She turned to the white-haired principal and Orochimaru who sat off to the side of the stage, "Is there anything you would like to add?"
The man nodded and went to the podium. He looked to be about 50 years old and had red tear lines tattooed onto each of his cheeks, undoubtedly from a younger time. Unruly hair sprouted up in wild spikes from his scalp, pulled into a ponytail at the base of his neck and following down his back in tangled tresses.
He observed his audience for a few moments before speaking in a loud, booming voice. "For those of you who don't know me, my name is JIRAIYA (!) and I'm the principal of Konoha High school!" Nearly everyone in the audience sweat-dropped at his enthusiasm. "Thanks to all the students and staff of Gensoka for taking us in, I look forward to working with all of you. Especially you Tsunade-san. Very closely,"
His eyes landed on the blonde principal's chest and stayed there shamelessly. Tsunade's eyebrow twitched as she stared at the man before she pulled back her fist and upper-cutted the other principal, sending him into the air at least two meters.
"You are dismissed, there are no classes today so everyone get settled into your rooms," Tsunade said as Jiraiya landed on the ground with a thud that echoed through the silenced auditoruim. The students stared, shocked by the sheer strength the blonde woman held.
"What are you waiting for? GO!" she barked. Everyone was out of their seats and pushing towards the door in an instant.
Naruto jumped down from the stage. He cast a sorry glance at the man who had felt the old lady's wrath before heading toward the metal doors with the four other boys.
-.-.-
The moment the blonde walked by, Sasuke reached out and grabbed his arm, pulling him closer. The boys surrounding the blonde were alerted immediately, stopping a few feet away and watching the offending Uchiha with careful gazes.
Naruto, who had been babbling on about something or other, yanked his arm away roughly.
"What the he-?" he choked on his words, glancing up into the onyx eyes that he had grown to know so well from elementary school up until he was fourteen.
"Hey dobe," the Uchiha smirked, something that had come naturally when he used the pet-name for the blonde. Sasuke waited for him to do something, anything, but the blonde just stood there, staring at him with wide azure eyes.
And how Sasuke missed those eyes. They were always cheerful, greeting everyone he met along with his trademark grin. The last time the raven saw him face-to-face, however, had been near three years earlier, and his blue eyes were glazed with tears threatening to fall, pink lips pulled down into a frown.
He tripped over the words that sat at the tip of his tongue. On more than one occasion he had spent just a bit too much time thinking about the blonde, about what he would say, how he would apologize—something that would be quite a feat for him. Faced with the problem now, however, Sasuke was stumped. He sure as hell did not want to deal with this, especially since he had just spotted the blonde half an hour earlier. But the sooner he got it over with, the sooner Naruto could forgive him, and the sooner things could go back to how they used to be. How they were supposed to be. "Naruto, about that time...before you moved..."
"Don't," Naruto said, his voice just above a whisper. He was staring at the ground now, his bangs covered majority of his face. His hands were balled into fists and shaking. "Just don't,"
Uchiha Sasuke wasn't an optimist, he just always expected things to go his way. He sure as hell did not expect to get rejected.
There was an arm draped around Naruto's shoulder before Sasuke could get another word out. Said arm was that of a spikey-haired brunet with tanned skin, (similar, though richer than Naruto's) and a upside down red triangle tattooed on both of his cheeks. Sasuke couldn't help but think that he resembled a dog.
The dog-boy had his head cocked to the side and was glowering at the raven. Sasuke tried to hold in his laughter. The brunette seemed to be trying to intimidate the Uchiha, but in Sasuke's opinion just ended up looking like a cross between lazy, tired, and constipated. Who knows, maybe he was. [1]
"Is he bothering you, Naruto?" Dog-boy asked, keeping his eyes on Sasuke.
The blonde looked up and grinned, all traces of his former anger gone. "The only things that's bothering me is your doggy breath." With that he slipped from under the brunette's arm and joined the rest of his friends.
"Oi! Naruto get back here!" The dog-boy chased after him.
"Who was that?" Sasuke just barely hear the redhead ask.
"Nobody important," The blonde chirped before being caught in a head lock by dog-boy.
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[1] No this is not Kiba bashing (I Love Kiba to much to do that), this is just Sasuke being the ass that he is.
I hope you all liked this. Like I said before, this chapter is very different from when I originally wrote it and if the writing style seems to change throughout the chapter that is because my writing style has changed a bit from when I first wrote this chapter a few months ago and I didn't rewrite some of the parts.
After publishing this chapter, i will be putting up a SasuNaru drabble called 'Snow' so I'd be happy if you checked that out as well :]
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