Joy came back from getting lots of alcohol for the in-house clubbing to Amber throwing a fit in the living room. Amber was yelling at Alfie. Apparently, he had got pizza all over her favorite new dress and thought it was really funny. Amber really like her clothes, and didn't think it was funny at all. While she screamed at him, Alfie was just staring blankly at her. He started humming, probably composing a rap in his head. Then, Alfie stood up and started acting like he thought he was gangster, even though he so wasn't.

"Amber,

You may think I'm a rambler,

But I'm sorry for spilling pizza on you.

You think it's gross like alien goo.

Word."

Alfie's rap was really dumb, so everyone started laughing at him. Jerome flashed him the 'Loser' sign. Amber looked really mad, and grabbed a banana out of Mick's hand. She smashed the banana in Alfie's face.

"That was a dumb rap! We're over!" screamed Amber, grabbing Nina's hand and dragging her out of the house, mumbling something about shopping.

Joy took this as a good thing. Nina's absence meant she had some time to flirt with Fabian, the very thing she lived for. Well, besides for being evil. So, the other thing she lived for that wasn't being evil. She thought it would be good if she could start the clubbing now, and get him drunk before the American got back and ruined the plan by being uber protective or some chiz.

Joy stood on top of a chair.

"OKAY EVERYONE, CLUBBING TIME!" she screamed, and started dancing wildly.

Everyone besides Patricia just stared at her, until she turned on some music.

Then, Mick stated dancing really badly, and Jerome started booty shaking.

Alfie, looking kind of sad about being dumped went to his room to put some kind of costume on.

Joy handed everyone some beer, and sand along really loudly to "Like a G6." Everyone took some, but they didn't drink. She had to reassure them that is was totally yummy. Then, everyone got really drunk.

By the time Nina and Amber got back from shopping, everyone was so uncoordinated that they were all tripping all over the place. Nina looked worried, and Amber looked confused. Joy told the stupid party poopers that they were clubbing and they better get drunk and dance.

Then, she decided to play Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare.

First, you would spin the bottle and kiss whoever it landed on. Then, whoever it landed on could dare or ask a truth to the person who spun it. They would go in turns of the spinner clockwise in a circle.

Jerome got to go first, and the bottle landed on Nina. He started laughing, and she looked really grossed out, which was probably because she was still sober and he was really really drunk. They kissed for .000001 seconds. Then, she asked him who he liked because she was a stupid American and they always ask that if you pick truth. He said Mara, and started making out with her. Joy had to punch Mara in the face because it was her turn next and everyone was getting bored. She needed everyone to be drunk. She was really good at planning while still drunk herself, but the game needed to continue.

So, Mara spun the bottle and it landed on Mick. Amber looked like she was about to punch someone in the face, which Amber didn't normally do, even though Joy did it all the time. Mick kissed Mara ad Amber acted bratty. Then, Mick dared Mara to eat 10 gallons of ice cream, so Mara went to get a carton to eat out of and started working on the dare.

Patricia spun the bottle next, and it landed on Joy. Joy, being evil, tried to run away, but the rules were the rules. Joy asked Patricia if it was fun flirting with teachers and Patricia dumped water on Joy's head, even though they were best friends. Patricia never actually answered the question.

Next, it was Joy's turn to spin, and she spun it so that it would land on Fabian. It did, so she started to make out with him, but he pushed her away, and Nina looked really mad.

Then, she decided she was tired of this game, so she ran upstairs before anyone could truth or dare her and find about her evil plan. While upstairs, she locked Nina and Amber's room and threw the key out the widow, then climbed out the window onto a tree like a ninja and got down to the ground. She grabbed the key and buried it. Then she went and stayed in a hotel, using a credit card she had found on Amber's vanity. She couldn't believe Amber had two now, since before her dad almost took the first one away, but maybe he had gotten richer.

So, Joy could spend all of Amber's money. She was friends with the dumb American! She hooked her up with Fabian!

Amber had become an evil traitor!