The next morning, Joy woke up in the hotel.

She decided that it would be a good time to continue on with her evil plan, and get a pregnancy test.

No one could know of her evil plan so she had to act like she was panicked, but still a cool American. She was actually from England, but who cared about little details like that in an evil plan? She ran to the nearest drug store and bought a random pregnancy test. She paid for it with Amber's credit card. When Amber's dad got the bill, he would be really mad. That would be good payback for being a traitor.

Then, she went back to Anubis House, making sure no one saw her.

She figured that Amber and Nina were probably really mad at her, considering she had locked them out of their room. They had probably stayed in Fabian ad Mick's room for the night- she wondered what kind of development this had for Amber and Mick, since Amber seemed to still like him. That was too bad for Alfie, she guessed, since that meant that Amber had never really liked him.

Joy tiptoed down the hallway and into the bathroom. She would have to make this semi-obvious after this secretive stuff. She took out the test and peed on the stick which was really gross and icky and she wanted to kill someone. Then she had a Pregnancy Test Dance Party while she was waiting. Then she looked at the test. It was positive so she was really excited and danced around. Then, she left the test on the top of the trashcan and went outside of the room looking all sad.

She snuggled up against some super-soft cushions on the couch and watched some TV. She was in the middle of Doctor Who when Amber stumbled out of Mick and Fabian's room with her hair all messed up. She went to the bathroom.

Joy was thinking about River and Melody being the same person when she heard Amber shriek.

Amber was babbling on and on about the trashcan and finding the test. Then, everyone ran into the living room flipping out.

Joy, playing the role of being ashamed, as it was all part of the plan, decided to distract everyone.

"Hey Amber, hook up with Mick last night?" she asked.

Alfie glared and Amber and Mick turned red, mumbling something about locked doors and that being mean.

Then, they remembered why they were in the room in the first place. Jerome stood up, adjusting his tie and asked everyone who was pregnant. Joy looked down at her lap, mumbling. She raised her hand slowly, still trying to look upset.

"Me," she said sadly, "And Fabian's the dad."

He totally wasn't, but she hoped they would be gullible. They were all like "But Fabian's dating Nina!" and screaming at her. She did what she did best, way better than Nina 'bowling' Martin, or Mara with her moles or whatever they were, lied.

"At the clubbing party, we were drunk" she stated.

Everyone freaked out, then, and eventually left. She figured Jerome was bored; he looked like he really wanted someone to shut up.

Alfie only cared about aliens, and was singing Katy Perry's ET.

Mick and Amber disappeared again.

Nina and Fabian were glaring at her.

Nina started blab la bla-ing about how she wasn't drunk at the clubbing party and how that totally didn't happen. Joy punched her in the face.

Fabian shrugged at her, and picked Nina up, laying her on the couch, and saying that Joy better get the stupid room key, and that they all knew she took it. Joy just stared back at the TV, wondering when Doctor Who had ended. It probably was during all the arguing. Then she glared at Fabian.

Her evil plan was so not working yet. She'd have to work harder; make him feel really guilty.

She turned the volume up on the television, and started to think as hard as she could.

Her mind almost exploded.