Greetings! Nyx, remind me why it took so long to post this.

Nyx: I blame homework and our tendency to get easily distracted.

Right, well, anyway thanks to our one reviewer!

Nyx: You're easily satisfied, aren't you?

Yes, now stop interrupting me! Well anyway, we need to do a disclaimer, despite the fact that it should be obvious that we don't own this. Take it away, Nyx!

Nyx: Winged Ether does not own Pokemon or Legend of Zelda. There, you happy now? Let's roll!

Chapter 2: Meeting Tetra

After jumping out of the lookout tower (and unfortunately missing the water so he crashed into the wooden boards instead), Link quickly made his way over to the entrance to the forest on top the mountain.

"What the-?" Link said as he saw that a wall of trees that were blocking his path. "No problem!" He used Force Palm to try and break them down, but ended up with a stubbed paw instead.

"OW! Mother-!" Link half-swore as he waved his hurt paw around. He noticed the sign nearby and read the fine print. "These trees are magical and can only be cut down by a sword. AH COME ON! Stupid plot inconvenience!"

He quickly departed and made his way to Orca's house, because he knew Orca had a sword thanks to his nightly alcohol raids. He walked inside and saw a Marowak with a spear.

"Yo, Orca! Wassup?" Link waved cheerfully. Orca just glared at him.

"Save it, I know why you're here. You want my sword so you can cut down those trees blocking the way up the mountain."

"How did you know that?" Link asked, shocked.

"I could hear you screaming all the way down here. By the way, your grandma is probably going to kill you for swearing like that."

"Yeah, whatever. So, can I have a sword?"

"You can only have it if you prove your skill with it." Orca threw him the sword and Link thankfully caught it without injuring himself.

"Sweet! But shouldn't you use your club? That flimsy spear is not going to hold up."

"This spear is made of the finest woods! It will not break in a friendly train-" Link swung the sword and cut the spear in half.

Orca glared at him again. "You ***hole." He threw the spear away and grabbed his club.

"Suck it up. Now we fight!"

-Twenty seconds later-

"I win!" Link shouted as he happily danced around Orca's barely conscious body, not noticing that the Marowak was in extreme pain.

"I understand that you are skilled… with your sword," Orca breathed, "but was it really necessary to STAB ME IN THE BALLS?"

"Completely." Link said, still dancing. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kill my Grandma for making my fur this horrid color in the first place."

-At Link's house-

"AH COME ON!" Link shouted in the now empty house. Somehow he had completely missed his Grandma, who had been outside the house on the deck.

"I guess I should go rescue that Pikachu now." Link muttered. "I've stalled enough."

-At the mountain-

"Take that, trees!" Link yelled as he cut down the trees with ease and ran up the mountain and over the bridge, laughing maniacally the whole way. Unfortunately, he didn't notice the missing board in the bridge, and fell through all the way down to the ocean below. Needless to say, when he got back up to that point, he was PISSED.

"Damn board." Link growled as he jumped over and ran into the forest. He instantly saw the Pikachu lying on a tree branch a distance away. "There she is. This should be easy." Link said as he walked forward into the line of sight of a Grumpig.

"Hi there. Sorry to intrude, but I have to-" He was hit over the head before he could finish the sentence. "Okay that's it!" Link shouted, quickly reverting back to pissed-off mode. He swung his sword and slashed at the Grumpig until it disappeared into purple smoke.

"Who else wants some?" Link screamed. He was answered by two Grumpigs being dropped out of the sky. Link wasted no time in killing them, then changed back to his happy mood as he made his way over to the Pikachu he was rescuing.

The Electric-type chose this time, of course, to wake up and realize she was stuck in a tree. she started struggling, which caused the branch to snap and send her falling. When she hit the ground, she let out a lot of colorful words that greatly increased Link's vocabulary.

She then noticed Link. "Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Link." Link introduced himself. "And you are…?"

"Tetra." The Pikachu replied. "Where am I?"

Link was silent. "That's a good question actually. I don't know."

"You don't know? How old are you?"

"Twelve."

"YOU'RE FREAKING TWELVE YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE ISLAND YOU LIVE ON?"

"When you say it like that it sounds kind of bad."

Tetra face-palmed. "Forget it. Just get me out of here."

"Okay." Link was about to move when a loud shout was heard.

"MISS TETRA!"

"Oh no." Tetra groaned as she looked at the Machoke running over to them.

"Miss Tetra, I'm so glad you're okay." He noticed Link. "Oh, who's this boy?"

"Hey Link, you in a relationship with anyone?" Tetra asked.

"The people on my island are idiots. I hate them all." Link growled.

"Sorry Gonzo, he's straight." Tetra said. "Let's go."

When they got back outside, Link saw Aryll waiting on the other side. Link quickly put on his earmuffs and waved to her. "Hi Aryll!"

"HI LINK!" Aryll screeched, shattering the unprepared Tetra and Gonzo's eardrums. A loud shriek was heard, which Link was completely unaware of until Aryll was grabbed by the talons of the Ho-oh that had been carrying Tetra earlier.

"ARYLL!" Link screamed, throwing off his earmuffs before remembering something. "Oh wait, I hate her. SEE YA!"

"BUT I HAVE THE HUNDRED RUPEES I OWE YOU!"

"YOU WHAT!" Link screamed as he immediately ran after them. He, of course, fell off the cliff, but was saved by Tetra, who was in turn saved by Gonzo.

"You idiot! She's gone; you can't do anything about it!" Tetra yelled.

"Yeah, I'm holding Tetra, for Farore's sake! This is bad for my health and safety!" Gonzo said.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?" Tetra screeched, cheeks crackling with electricity. She let out a Thunderbolt, which shocked everyone and sent all three falling into the water below.

Link surfaced and watched in dismay as the Ho-oh flew off with his sister. "Now I'll never get my hundred rupees…"