author's note: Hello again! well back again! just a quick warning to some of you like i noted in the summary some of these chapters will be rated M...(just certain couple's moments though...)
just a fair warning to all of you weak of heart...so starting in this chapter our first couple's moment...??X?? (well what kind of authoress would i be if i gave it away?? XD you're just gonna have to read to find out!)
disclaimer: i don't own inuyasha.
day 5, June 20th
Hello again! i haven't written in a couple days...minorly observing things. (plus Sango put me on watching duty for Kirara...)
either way though some things are fine here. and quite frankly, all the arguing has stopped
-something big and heavy rolls down the stairs turns out to be Sesshomaru-
well...maybe not all of it...
but most of it anyway. i can finally say i live in a functional household.
and you know it's never quite occured to me how being forced to live with other people...can bring you temporarily(or Permanetly in Kikyou's case...) together. almost like a family...a disfunctional family.
but never the less i can live in peace with Inuyasha and the others.
but i know them well...so..it's not hard to tolerate the fighting and violence sometimes... (Sesshy and Inu...Kikyou and Inu...)
well today was certainly eventful i can safely say Miroku has stopped sneaking into our rooms at night to peep on me, Sango and Kikyou.
(Kikyou gave him a real earful for that.)
although he and Sango have been sneaking off during the late night hours upstairs...i think their relationship is finally in full bloom.
and i have to say i couldn't be happier.
oh? look at me, just rambling on...details now.
"well...Miroku, have you finally learned your lesson not to peep on your house mates?!" Kikyou roared. the Miko had been awoken from her sleep, and she was not happy.
Sesshomaru wasn't too happy either. the fact that Miroku was peeping in on his mate. but that had to be somewhat expected...
Miroku nodded while holding a hand to one cheek. Sango and Kikyou had welted it. a deep red.
"well...it's later now...we should all get back to bed and you ladies should lock your doors. we can't have peeping monks in this hour of the night." Inuyasha gave Miroku a firm glare. and winked at me.
I blushed, Inuyasha, since we had started living together was slightly more..flirtirous? affectionate? i have no idea what to call it...so many things...
"well, i think that raps everything up..." Sesshomaru said he gave Miroku a final glare turning to go back to bed with Kikyou, the glare was sure and translated as
"Touch my mate and i'll kill you."
Miroku heeded the warning and nodded "yes sir"
Sango rolled her eyes dramatically.
"well...now the peeping monk has been put in his place...i'm going back to bed," Inuyasha yawned and then looked at me.
"you coming?"
"uh...well," I blushed did everyone in the house have to know that we were techinically not doing anything but sleeping in the same bed??
the way Inuyasha acted towards me sometimes embarassed me...but deep down i always accepted whatever display of affection was there...
"sure i guess," i mouthed before following the Hanyou into his bedroom.
"goodnight Sango, Miroku..." i said before slipping into the darkness completley.
"goodnight fair Kagome, sleep well." Miroku said with a grimace
Sango gave him a glare and slapped him.
she then smiled "goodnight Kagome."
and i slipped into the bedroom with Inuyasha, praying that Sango wasn't going to kill Miroku while noone was looking, although...she did have a good reason to...
"well...Miroku, have you finally learned a little lesson about peeping up on the demon dog's mates and the one you're engaged to who could make the rest of your life a living hell?" Sango was percise with her words lightly trying to make sure Miroku wasn't, absolutley was NOT going to try this again.
"yes Sango, i finally understand." he had a hand on the other cheek Sango had just slapped now.
"good, now march!" Sango pointed to the room Miroku had claimed
"what about you?"
"i'm sleeping the rest of the night in my own bed." Sango said before turning to leave.
"B-But Sango we were..."
"plans change Miroku, like my mind just did. Now goodnight." Sango said; a bit fed up with her boyfriend's behavior.
"Sango?"
it was too late, Sango's door was slammed shut. and locked.
Miroku paced back into his own room wondering what was going on. he knew she was mad...and she had slapped him...but usualy that was it. either that or she'd storm off somewhere...
"oh well," he sighed "Maybe by tommrow she'll be better,"
...Morning...
"Unh?" Sango stirred from her sleep uneasily, the thoughts of something...slid across her mind but too blury to remember.
she knew something had gone on last night...but what?
"good morning fair maiden...how did you sleep?" Miroku grimaced at Sango, who was laying right next to him.
"huh? oh...fine thanks for aski---" Sango paused in mid sentence.
it hit her.
she looked over slowly just to check and make sure Miroku wasn't right next to her...but that was hard considering she could feel someone's hands on her back...her bare back. and someone breathing on the back of her neck.
"what...the..." Sango mouthed she was shocked.
Miroku was in HER bed, just laying there smirking as if he had gotten what he wanted...and Sango knew perfectly well what he wanted.
"what the hell are you doing in my bed?! i thought i told you NO! do you even know what that word means?!?" Sango shouted she tried to keep her voice down so as not to wake Inuyasha and the others.
"well...you know how it is with us Sango...when someone says no, the other person says yes...and you did an awful lot of that screaming and moaning last night, a sweet serenade." Miroku said with an even bigger grimace.
"who do you think you are Miroku?! what kind of girl do you take me for?!"
"well...a very willing one at that."
he kissed her hand lightly and grinned
"you are very suggestive half asleep Sango. you were awake when we started you know."
"oh really?! and that gives you permission to come into my room, undress me and do me when i'm asleep?!?"
"to a certain extent. your door wasn't locked." he grimaced.
"you were awake anyway...you said "do me," and i just followed orders."
"NO I WASN'T! I WAS---,"
Sango paused
"alright fine, let's say that actually happened, but let's say it didn't to anyone else in this house and if you get out of my bed and dress now i won't slap you all the way down there! Understand me?" Sango had a firm grip on Miroku's Wrist. it looked like she was about to break it.
"well Sango...i have to accept your bargain for now...But remember...it's written in the history books. and everything is highlighted." he licked his lips and leaned down to kiss her.
Sango half stopped him but since he was being romantic now, instead of his usual pervy self, she let him.
"i gotta say, he can be romantic when he wants to be. when he WANTS to be," Sango thought as the kiss ended
"goodbye my fair maiden, may i see you again come night shine, in your chamber."
Miroku reached over towards Sango's figure and his hand came to rest on her chest.
Sango didn't waste a minute. she welted that hand
"GET OUT!" she shouted not tolerating any more advances.
Miroku heeded her warning. if he ever got anymore "Quality time" in Sango's bed, he'd have to behave and take no for an anwser..but how could he possibly do that?
the temptations were too high..
and being the man he was...
but...still the trials and tribulations of the relationship.
Kitchen...
"good morning everyone," Sango greeted cheerily she shot a glare at Miroku when she saw the monk again.
Miroku grinned and put a finger to his lips
Sango wanted to slap him, but couldn't.
"Morning Kikyou," Sango said for a moment she looked at the miko and her lover, lord Sesshomaru. and the empty chairs where Inuyasha and his mate usually sat.
"where's Kagome?"
"still sleeping i think. she and Inuyasha were up all evening."
Kikyou looked over at Sango "and you and you know who were too i heard." Kikyou winked and smiled
Sango shot Miroku a glare. her expression said
"enjoy your last meal Miroku...because after breakfast i'm gonna kill you."
Miroku saw Sango was mad and knew he'd get welted big time for this.
"morning everyone," Inuyasha greeted I was still by his side, we had just crawled out of bed.
"Morning Kagome, you just missed a big scoop," Kikyou said she winked
"oh? what?"
Kikyou walked over and whispered it in my ear. i had to gasp.
"HE DID WHAT?!"
Sango shot Miroku another Glare
the monk shrugged
"i don't know how they know..." he replied simply with an innocent shrug. he couldn't tell Sango that over cofee with Sesshomaru,he had let it slip out. and obviously, Sesshomaru had told Kikyou...
"you know very well...and later you're going to get it." Sango cautioned.
Miroku stared at her wide eyed, and then being the regular guy he was he found himself staring at Sango's Chest.
"MIROKU!" Sango slapped him across the face again.
"what is going on?" i asked looking up from my breakfast at Sango and Miroku.
"no idea...but we know Miroku is normal." Inuyasha remarked not even paying any attention to the situation.
"well i hope everything turns out alright," i remarked, sweatdropping a little.
...late/Evening...Inuyasha's Bedroom...
"so you think Sango and Miroku Resolved what was going on this morning?" i asked Inuyasha as we were just laying together again.
"well whatever happened it's been awful quiet...i'm beginning to wonder if Sango killed Miroku," Inuyasha chuckled a little bit but stopped.
"Probably not...unless she slapped him to death,"
"she has a pretty good reason to do that." Inuyasha commented
"yeah...guess so, but what woman wouldn't get mad if her boyfriend was peeping up on his friend's lovers? i would IF you did that." I said concluding the point i used if, since i knew very well Inuyasha had kind of done that Before Sesshomaru fell in love with Kikyou and Inuyasha chose me.
"if you're referring to the whole me and Kikyou thing...you can forget about doing anything tonight"Inuyasha stated
"well whatever, they'd better not be so loud..."
"INUYASHA!"
"what? noone could sleep through that mess..."
"SIT!" i shouted quickly, landing the Hanyou face down into the bedding.
"kagome?!" he stared with disbelief.
"forget it, just go to sleep," i rolled over and sighed.
"Sango was smirking so much this morning...and she looked like she was gonna kill Miroku at breakfast...i wonder how they're doing..."
another couple...more trouble...
"gee...i wonder where Sango is to give me the slapping she said she would...?" Miroku was sitting in an armchair in the sitting room, waiting for Sango to come down scream Hentai at the top of her lungs and slap him till he was red.
"probably planning how she's going to slay you Miroku," Kikyou joked she smiled evily at the monk and then shrugged
"she does have every reason to do that."
"don't remind me," Miroku scowled not liking Kikyou eavesdropping.
"well just asisting one of my good friends monk. it was very cruel of you to try to do it with her while she was sleeping--"
"shut it Kikyou."
"Make me, monk!" Kikyou took out her Katana and pointed an arrow at Miroku
"i'll do Sango a little favor and slay you for her, right here right now."
"Alright alright! just don't say anything to the demon you call Sesshy-Sama." Miroku rolled his eyes.
"well, we wouldn't want to ruin the monk's last moments..come Kikyou." Sesshomaru appeared at the door grinning at Kikyou
Kikyou smiled back and then walked over to the Youkai. "of course Lord Sesshomaru,"
Sesshomaru leaned over and kissed the Miko. Sesshomaru smiled at Kikyou and then his amber gaze shot straight at Miroku with a look that clearly expressed his anger of him peeping on Kikyou.
"touch her and die."
"yes sir!" Miroku replied out of nowhere.
Sesshomaru grimaced and then left upstairs with Kikyou.
"all alone on a saturday night..."
"where is Sango?" Miroku looked at the clock in the sitting room- it was near midnight.
"i wonder...what could she be planning?"
"Meow," Kirara came down the stairs with a note in her mouth,
"Kirara?!"
"a note?" Miroku gently took the note out of the cat's mouth, and Kirara darted back up the stairs to Sango's Room.
the monk looked it over and read it:
"Miroku,
Come to my room at midnight.
you have a surprise..and you've GOT TO APOLIGIZE!
XoXoX Sango,"
"surprise?"
Miroku raised an Eyebrow.
"this is beyond out of it...especially for Sango..."
"well...can't keep her waiting i guess..."
Miroku started up the stairs just wondering wether this would be how he was to spend his last moments.
"Sango?" he stood outside and looked around in the hall, Kagome and Kikyou weren't in their rooms, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's doors were shut, and locked.
"Sango?"
"Come in..." a slightly, Aroused? Sounding voice, resembling Sango's...came from the other side of the door.
"Sango? is that ----YOU?!" Miroku opened the door and gasped,
Sango was laying on her bed in a lace lined bra and panties, just smirking.
"welcome, Shocked...aren't you?" Sango chuckled a little and grimaced.
"S-S-Sa-Sango?! what is going on?"
"nothing," she said simply she stood up infront of Miroku, the monk felt his heart skip a beat.
"it's intresting...when the tables are turned on you? isn't it?" she placed her hands on his shoulders and stood so she was right against him..her chest anyway...
"er...s-sure...?" Miroku studdered. he caught himself looking up and down at Sango, this was something out of one of his Fantasies...dare he think...could this actually be happening?
"well...you look as though...this has happened before Miroku...why so..." Sango trailed off for just a moment she laid a dainty finger and traced a little heart on his lips,
"Shocked?" she concluded her statement with a kiss that made Miroku nearly faint.
"um...no reason,"
"well...might this be...one of your sick, twisted Fantasies?" Sango reverted to herself for just a moment and went back to the Alter ego.
"Errr...no! i don't have any fantasies! none at all!" Miroku shouted nervously
"KEEP IT DOWN! OR I"LL SLAY YOU MONK!" Sesshomaru's voice roared over the noise coming from the room itself, and Sango's room.
"Eep..."
"oh grow up Miroku, it's only Sesshy." Sango said with a roll of her eyes.
"uh yeah but..."
"it's just Sesshomaru, and even so..."
Sango traced a small heart on her chest with a dainty finger.
Miroku was sweating nervously.
"Sango..."
"hm?"
Sango looked up and looked at Miroku, she was standing at the door blowing out the candles to make the room darker.
Miroku looked around it was dimming until it was pitch black. all he could see was Sango's figure reflecting one tiny light from the hallway light coming from the Hall.
and that was only a shillouette. Miroku could only pick up details...like her chest...and her bottom...
"Sango...what is going on?"
"...oh...Nothing at all." Sango walked up to Miroku and forced him down on her bed.
"nothing at all."
"Sango...is this you trying to teach me some sort of lesson? lesson learned!!"
"oh calm down. i know all about your sick little fantasies..and i thought it would be intresting to..."
Sango crouched farther onto the bed and flipped over so she was on the bottom.
"go ahead."
"go ahead what?"
"oh come on..just follow orders Miroku...like you said you were last night."
"...what orders? i wasn't told to do anything!" Miroku lurched a little and inched out of Sango's Grasp. for a dainty person, Sango had a very tight grip.
Sango rolled her eyes and grabbed Miroku's Face, pushing his closer to hers.
"Miroku, do you know what this is?"
"...a very awkward moment?"
Sango shook her head she was quiet for a moment and then grimaced
"pay back."
within the next few moments, Sango had control of the situation. the night blurred by quickly.
so, Inuyasha and i were the first ones up the next morning.
Sango and Miroku slept in i guess...
but we know what happened.
so i guess that's two out of 8 of us who are enjoying all this time together.
while we're on that subject, 3 more people are going to move in.
Janis Inomouto, Hojo, (i hate him...) Koji garuhaki (that's not his name. remove the Ga and the A and you have the Anwser...) Ayame Sadaiko.
yeah. so instead of 8 of us. there shall be eleven, i'm not really excited since this place is already cramped. but we'll work around that somehow i'm sure.
Either way i don't know how Hojo, Koga and Inuyasha will react to being in the same house...
one can only hope inuyasha won't snap and try to kill Koga and Hojo...-o-'
well that's all for right now. it's about Breakfast time. (i've gotta go help Kikyou with the Microwave and Stove...so she doesn't you know..burn this place down?)
BYE!
Kagome Hiragashi
author's note: wow ha ha ha..-wipes a tear of laughter from her eyes- that was a good chapter. Sango's surprise attack of payback. (properly titled. X3)
anyways...
Read and Review! no flames! and further note:
i will be including more romance in this fic, pairings as far are:
InuKag
SesshyKik
SangMiro
JanHoj
KogAya
Okay! that is it! until next time!
-dissapears in a puff of smoke-