Author's Notes: I've been snickering like crazy while writing these. I'd love to get some feedback.
Bella's Realization
Emmett
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It was time for Part B, she thought with a sigh
She hoped this one would not end in a cry
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Her head ducked as she pursued her shame
Bella entered the house, calling his name
It took not a moment, he appeared right quick
With an army of jokes for his Bella shtick
She tried not to get annoyed—a lost cause
As he continued to insult, giving no pause
On her weakening heart, her outburst—she'll blame
"I was trying to tell you that I love you, Emmett
So kiss me goddamn it!
I'm tired of jokes, let's do that instead
Or I'll find a way to bash in your head!"
Emmett was stunned
Bella had to run
Still he noticed her cheeks—they were wet
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