Hello everyone I'm back again. Thank you for your reviews and I am really glad you found my last chapter amusing I hope that this one will follow along the same lines and will be considered funny as well. Thank you AiriiSpade, you have given me an idea for what will happen next.
Prepare for more annoying the Decepticons. (And when I say annoying I mean annoying)
"What are you talking about?" Starscream snapped crouching down so we were eye level "That is not a spider, that is our medic, Scalpel"
"It's a spider" I hugged the cons leg even tighter and pouted. Scalpel was picking himself up off the floor and dusting off his glasses. I glared at him then looked back at Starscream.
"He is not a spider and he is going to examine you whether you like it or not" The jet growled and tried to pick me up. I shrieked and clutched the robots leg tighter, even resorting to wrapping my legs around it in my famous 'koala grip'.
"No, I don't wanna get examined" I wailed in a high pitched voice. "Please protect Mr. Robot" I pleaded with the robot whose leg I was hugging. It responded by shaking its leg hard.
"Get this parasite off me" It snapped shaking harder. I flew off its leg landing hard on my butt.
"I think I broke my tailbone" I muttered scowling at the robots. Scalpel trotted over causing me to scream. I pulled off my shoe and raised it above my head. "Come one step closer and I will squash you"
There was a small explosion and my hand jerked as something hit my shoe. I lowered it down to see that now I was only holding what remained of the heel. Starscream lowered his gun smirking.
"You shot my shoe" I gasped in disbelief. "Do you have any idea how much these cost?"
Starscream shrugged and motioned for Scalpel to continue. I scuttled away from him and held out my hands.
"No no no no no, stop" He crawled onto my leg again "Hey personal space dude" I used my now shoeless foot to kick him off.
"Enough of this foolishness. Restrain her" Starscream ordered. I found myself locked in a powerful grip. Scalpel crawled up so he was level with my face and peered at me. He was so close that I was actually going cross eyed. I puffed up my cheeks and blew a gust of air at him. The small doctor shuddered as the warm air blew across his body. I continued blowing small puffs of air at him in a rather vain attempt to get him off. The hand holding me tightened slightly causing me to yelp in pain. Scalpel took this moment of distraction to scan me a few times.
"Hm, look here. Zere are some nerves zat are not connected properly to ze brain" Scalpel projected some holographic images of my brain.
"Hey, my brain is connected properly thank you very much" I said indignantly. Not connected properly indeed. Was this little spider bot calling me insane?
"Yes yes, but what about the All Spark" Starscream waved away the nerve comment. "Can you remove it?"
"Nein, Ze All Spark has fully rooted itself into her. To remove it vould be fatal for both" Scalpel showed off another scan.
"Then we keep her here" Starscream nodded "And she can lead us to Megatron"
"Hello, I can still hear you. I am not staying here and I most defiantly am not leading you to this Megaton guy" I would have been making wild hand gestures but my arms were still pinned to my sides by the giant hand. "Could you put me down please?"
Starscream nodded and I was placed down on the ground again. I placed my hands on my hips and glared up at them. My stomach rumbled loudly reminding me that I hadn't got anything in it.
"I'm hungry" I said "What's for lunch? Or is dinner? Oh, for all I know its breakfast" I had no idea how long I had been drugged for and there were no windows so I couldn't see what the sun was doing.
Confused blank stares met mine. I huffed, slightly annoyed "Food. You know, the stuff that humans need to stay alive"
More blank stares and some mumbling followed. I rolled my eyes.
"Look just go to maccers and order a chicken burger, large fries and a mcflurry. They'll know what you're talking about"
Starscream looked rather put out "We will not be getting anything for you"
I pouted "What would happen to the All Spark if I died?"
"It vould die to" Scalpel said looking up from his scans long enough to answer.
"Rightyo then" I took a deep breath, puffed out my cheeks and held it in. Go 'Despicable me'. Who says animated movies don't teach you anything.
"What is she doing?" Blackout, who had since returned with a clean foot, asked.
"I don't know, but are humans meant to be that colour?" Starscream looked at Scalpel for an explanation.
"I do not believe it iz healthy" The doctor crawled up onto my shoulder and prodded my rapidly reddening cheek. "She iz depriving herself of oxygen and without it she vill die"
The air in my lungs was fighting to get out and I was seconds away from passing out when Starscream gave in.
"Contact Sideways and tell him to get the human some nourishment. Whatever it was she said before"
I collapsed to my knees breathing heavily and very dizzy. I then flipped onto my back and grinned cheekily at the Decepticons.
"Thanks Screamer, old buddy" I panted, and then jumped as Scalpel scanned me yet again."Would you cut that out? The constant scanning is getting on my nerves"
"Thank you Scalpel that is all" Starscream dismissed the tiny medic who muttered something in what sounded like German then scuttled out of the room, much to my intense relief. He still reminded me of a spider.
As I lay on my back watching the 'cons warily a very cheeky idea came to mind. I rolled to my feet and slipped silently over to Blackout. I then began to, very stealthily, climb up his leg. It was surprisingly easy and nobody noticed me.
"Hey, where'd she go?" Starscream finally noticed I was no longer lying on the ground. "Search the area. Make sure she hasn't escaped"
The giant robot that I had hidden behind disappeared out the door.
I pulled myself past the rotor blades on Blackouts back and up onto his head. I observed the room from my new vantage point then thought of something else. Smiling I lay on my stomach and slid down over the crest of his head.
"Do you turn into a Helicopter?" I asked abruptly. My hair flopped down onto his face and into his optics.
"Whoa" Blackout yelled, jumped backwards and slammed against the wall. The whole structure shook.
I cracked up again holding onto his head to stop myself from falling off. Sharp fingers hooked around my waist and I was lifted down.
"Thanks Screamer" I giggled.
"What were you doing?" Starscream asked. I jumped. He hadn't snapped, growled, snarled or yelled at me. In fact he had sounded positively gentle, if that was possible. I smiled at him lightly as he placed me on the ground.
"Oh nothing. I was just curious if you guys can feel something crawling on you" I shrugged "Sorry Blackout" The helicopter was still leaning against the wall staring at me like I was a ghost.
The door opened and everyone turned round. A large metal cat like robot slunk in much to my surprise. It had a single red optic, dagger like claws, row upon row of sharp teeth and machine guns on its back.
Now, when other humans would have backed up screaming, I took a few steps forward and reached out. I began to pet its large head which made its optic focus on me and it grumbled softly.
"Oh my god you are so cute!" I crooned "What's your name?"
"His name is Ravage and I would watch your hand" Starscream answered. I jerked my hand back as Ravage moved his head. As cute as was, those teeth were rather impressive.
Ravage growled and nudged something towards me with his foot. I bent down and retrieved the brown paper maccers bag. Opening it I scanned through its contents. Exactly what I had asked for.
"Yay, An Oreo Mcflurry" I took a bite of it and smiled. Then much to my surprise I hugged Starscream's leg. "Thank you Screamer"
To say that the food was heaven was an understatement. I had literally been starving before. Finally full I settled back on the floor.
Ravage had gone, which I was slightly disappointed about. Blackout was also gone leaving me and Starscream alone. I lay down on my side, tired out. I probably shouldn't go to sleep but I felt completely unafraid of the towering, moody jet now. I closed my eyes partially as Starscream shut the door. I watched curiously through my eyelashes as he looked down at me then shook his head furiously. I thought he was going to leave but instead he settled himself down on the floor nearby. His blood red optics swept over me as he relaxed. I was about to fully close my eyes when a small smile flashed across his face plates. For a second I went on alert but then I realized that it was a gentle, almost friendly smile instead of a sick sadistic one. Relaxing again I allowed myself to drift off but not before a small thought brushed against my mind.
She's actually not so bad
A tiny smile crept across my lips before darkness claimed me.
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Starscream closed the door quietly then looked at down at Allison.
She was half curled on her side, her head resting on her elbow. White hair spilled over her shoulders and a few short strands fell onto her closed eyes. She looked; Starscream struggled to find the right word, beautiful.
Angrily he shook his head. He was in charge of the Decepticons, the most feared and deadly warriors. He shouldn't be thinking these things. But as he watched the young woman sleep he couldn't help it. She was beautiful and funny and smart. But those eyes though were what made his inner walls crumble. Those gorgeous, luminous eyes. The eyes which had stared at him in anger, confusion, amusement and, what was the last one, friendship? No that was impossible. He was a giant robot, a bad guy. He had kidnapped her and drugged her and yet she had still hugged him and smiled at him like they were old friends and had just forgotten each other.
It wasn't hard to see why the All Spark had chosen her. She was so pure and good.
He sighed softly and sat down in the corner to watch her. He tried to tell himself that it was to make sure she didn't escape but that wasn't how it felt. It felt more like he was protecting her.
Smiling gently he thought about how she had climbed up Blackout without anyone noticing, how she had approached Ravage without a thought, the trust she had placed in Bonecrusher to protect her from 'the Spider' and how she had stood up to him when he had first caught her. She was either insane or perhaps the bravest creature he had ever met.
As he watched his prisoner's chest rise and fall slowly, an unintended thought flitted through his processor. She's actually not so bad
He knew he wasn't imaging the smile that crept onto her lips.
Aw, lots of mushy goodness. I had to put that last bit in just so we could see how Starscream feels about his annoying little prisoner.
Guess who comes to the rescue next time.
Until then, thank you for reading.