"This is stupid can we go home?"
Twig was once again on his rampage about the mission they were on. It was another D-ranked mission delivering some supplies to one of Konoha's small outskirt towns…Oki.
"Um this IS kind of minimal uncle… I mean Konohamaru-sensei."
Hina stared up at her wild brown harried uncle with his signature dark blue scarf scraping the ground from his neck.
"Hina, what did I say about calling me uncle during missions and training? I know it's confusing but work on it." Konohamaru had married aunt Hanabi a few years after Hina and Hiro were born. Hina had spent a lot of time with them as a child and the transfer to Sensei was a little difficult for her.
Hanabi was always advance and a little more savage for her age so she became a first choice for a scout on three man cells always ending up as the youngest on the squad. She was teamed up with Konohamaru on a simple retrieval B-rank mission when she was 14. It was a very successful mission and the start of funny relationship.
Hanabi was always a serious child until Konohamaru. He showed her the lighter optimistic side of life instead of the pessimism "destiny" she was so use too.
"I call the hokage dad all the time and he doesn't mind." She crossed her small arms.
"I'm not your father; call me sensei and sensei only."
"Sorry sensei." She stuck her tongue out behind his back and with a flash Konohamaru was in her face with his finger on her nose. She looked crossed eyed at the long finger poking her round nose and pulled her tongue back in her mouth.
"Now that's a silly face if you ever want to make another one, think twice." He laughed hard with twig snickering to his left and itachi rolling his eyes.
"Ok let's make this short trip interesting. Does everyone know what their chakra affinity is?"
"Well that's kind of obvious who's what just by our family name. I'm an Uchiha so of course that makes my affinity fire." At times like this you could tell this was Sakura's child
"Itachi's on one of his 'look how smart I am rants'" twig whispered to Hina. She nodded to agree with him.
"Hina is an Uzamaki so she has wind and Twig is able to use his father's wood release." Itachi smug look on his face made his teammate roll their eyes at him. "Mister Smarty ass." Twig whispered under his breath.
"That's very good itachi, that would make Hina and Twig at a disadvantage of you because of her wind and his wood release but twig can easily switch it to just water and take you out. Hina doesn't rely on her wind jutsu much either. So who would win in a battle royal? The three of you vs. each other?
The three man cell looked at each other.
"Here is the rules, don't kill each other, don't ruin the cargo or the city of Oki. And stay off the main road, because the man will be waiting on the cargo and I don't want him to be alarmed when I dropped it off and you guys will be going at it.
Itachi pulled out his gloves while Hina clipped her bangs to the side. Twig was rubbing dirt between his hands ready to go.
"The battle will commence and continue until we get back to Konoha. You may begin.
Twig and Hina where already jumping out of the way because Itachi's signature fireball was heading their way.
'This should keep them from bothering me for the rest of the trip and it will also help them memorize there teammates moves. There training and they don't even notice. I'm such an awesome sensei.' He put his hands behind his head and looked out toward the battle zone. Hina had dished out at least 200 clones and Itachi was ripping through them. Twig was out of sight trying to trap the two in a wooden barrier.
"Ahhh… a half a day's trip with live action. Good times."
Back at the hokage's office...9 hours later.
"What the hell happen to them Konohamaru?" Naruto was on the other side of the hokage desk glaring at the Jonín.
"I told them not to kill each other. It was a training exercise to learn each other's skills through battle; I didn't think Hina would get that out of hand. And it's not that bad sir really. The mission was a success."
"Give me the reports and get out of my office." Konohamaru did just that. Naruto sat down in his chair and swiveled it toward the open window and stared out of his village breathing out a sigh.
"I guess it's time for me to tell her about her host. I didn't really hate my father for it but will she hate me?"
Naruto looked over at the reports…' a reddish glow around the rasengan and bubbled chakra.'
Naruto let out another sigh…'that sounds about right. I need to make a trip to the hospital.' Naruto stood up and opened the door.
"Ton, if anyone comes looking for me tell them I'm visiting at the hospital and do not want to be disturbed .Also collect any data reports from missions and debriefs for me. I will be back in about an hour."
"Yes, uncle...um…Hokage-sama! And tell them I said to get better to please." Naruto put a hand on his nephews head, smiled, nodded and walked toward the stairs. 'Looking more and more like Neji every day.'
Ton Hyuga was the oldest sibling out of three and heir to the Hyuga name. He was tall, standing at 5'11 and lean. He kept his hair short and pushed back by one of his sister's headbands. It had become a habit and signature for him because he was the older brother of two other girls. When his hair was longer he use to let his sisters play in it by putting headbands and bows all over. He found the headbands useful and always kept a colorful one holding his hair back. At the age of 15 Ton was soon to take his Jonin examine and have a team of his own. He was currently one of the hokage's guards as a chunnin. He personally didn't mind at all. He had what his family called "super natural patience." He was always letting things flow naturally, which made his Juken style flawless and with zenbon needles and kuni flying during his rotation he made the quote silent but deadly…true.
Ton also isn't much of a talker. When it came to situations that called for his genius, he does his part. Other than that 2 or 3 words were enough for his answer.
"Well Hello there Ton, Haven't seen you since the Chunnin exams…dam you have gotten taller than me." A boy with blood red hair and turquoise eyes stopped in front of the Hyuga. He had a gourd on his back and dark rings under his eyes and a seal right below his neck was visible. The head band around his neck had covered most of the seal and held the symbol of the sand.
"Hello Kenta, it's actually nice to see you again in a non hostile environment. What brings you here on a trip to Konoha? I hope you won't be stalking my cousin around this time?"
"Maybe, maybe not, as long as Hina's still as striking as the last time I saw her, but maybe later for romance were here on business. Naruto-sama said that you will collect our report and give us a visitor's approval. And don't worry about housing me and Leah will be staying at aunt Temari and uncle Shikamaru's house…there already waiting."
"Helloooooo!" Leah bounced from behind Kenta and gave a slight wave. She was thicker them most shinobi her age but not fat. Her height balanced her out evenly as she stood at 5'9. Her hair was dark brown and covered with a black hood and her eyes were the darkest of blue. From ear to ear and crossing over each eye was a thick painted purple line.
"um….hello again…sorry about the chunnin exams, your arm?" Ton said nervously remembering the heated battle with the sand girl during there chunnin exams.
Leah picked up the arm with the long sleeve she waved with. Pulling the fabric back revealed what looked like a puppets arm with chakra strings holding it together and attaching it to what was left of her real left arm.
Ton slightly cringed knowing it was his fault she was this way.
"Chunnin exams are dangerous. Being a ninja is dangerous. This is the life of a shinobi. I already have forgiven you though. Your regrets and sorrows about it will be ignored if you try to throw them at me." She pulled the sleeve down and walked around the corner and down the stairs.
He could tell he ruin her happy-go-lucky mood for the day.
"She really has forgiven you Ton. Just be normal now ok. I'll take that visitors approval now."
Ton walked into the empty hokage's office followed by Kenta and grabbed two papers from a stack on a shelf and stamped them with the leaf symbol for approval.
"Maybe I should take her out to eat or something as an apology for destroying her arm." He said handing the papers to Kenta.
"She's not going to want your pity. Like I said… just be normal. And tell that extravagant creature called Hina I said hello." Kenta started to walk out the door.
"She's in the hospital Kenta, there was an accident…she…" A red haired flash was all you saw.
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