Warnings: cursing,
juvenile behavior.
Disclaimer: I
really don't own Naruto.
Summary: Analternate-Sasuke (stemming from Ai events, but imagine him around 12 instead of 17) grumbles about Naruto.Author's note: ...something about random alternate charas amuses me...I was bored...very, very bored...finished this today (September 12th).
Title: think you're so great?
Narrator: Sasuke
Rating: PG-13 for juvenile cursing and irritation.
Author: Taes
Pairings: ...none, but implied interest between Sasuke and Naruto
Status: complete as it gets
Date written Sep 9, 2005, 12:59:48 PM
What I wrote it for: Kuu-ish (so called on dA, and Ky0Kichi on drew me a picture, and I felt like replying in words...I'll eventually get around to doing the same for other contestants, too, I hope...
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think you're so great?...by Taes
Smile, brat, smile and call your curses at me, but don't you dare say it.
I can pull more than your pants, freak, and I will, too!
Heh, you think you're so great...
You think you're so powerful, with those three parallel scars, but what do you know?
What do you know, huh?
You're nothing but a stupid kid, you know!
I can feel the anger boiling within me, and I run over to him as he pulls up his pants—that I pulled down—and I tackle him.
It looks like we're hugging, now, 'cause he's tried to stop me by wrapping his arms around me, the stupid freak.
We tumble to the ground, and everyone stops and stares.
Naruto's somehow on top of me, and I'm looking into his blue eyes. He looks surprised, and his pants are still halfway down.
Somewhere behind us, a girl screeches. "Aaa! Sasuke's gay!"
( end this one)
...did I mention I was bored...?