This chapter is all about the characters that will be mentioned in this story. Beware! All the Koreans that will be mentioned or let s say, chosen to be the said character doesn t really the way they act in real life. This is a parody for laughing purposes only. Don t be depressed about your idol doing some unimaginable things. Thank you.
Main Characters:
*King Kyuhyun: The King of far farrrrrr way and the father of the 5 princes. He decided to locked away his 5 sons in the castle and put a fire-breathing dragon to test if the princess' love for his sons, true or not. Locking Condition.
*Queen Sungmin: The lovely Queen of far farrrrrr away and the one who is affected the most about the sons' curse. Affected Condition.
*Prince Onew: The eldest of the 5 and the crown prince of far farrrrrr away. A year older than Jonghyun making him a 21 year-old chicken prince, literally, he is a chicken prince! A prince who is a chicken when the sun sets off. The first one to be locked away in the tower. The responsible, clumsy hyung who wanted to break free from the curse so he could rule his beloved kingdom. Who will kiss a crowned chicken? *coughs* me *coughs*. Clumsy Condition.
*Prince Jonghyun: If Prince Onew will die, he will definitely be the crowned prince, but it will never happen. Being the second child, a lot of princes wanted to get the power of their older brother, to be far greater, stronger, better than their hyungs but, fortunately this 20-year old dinosaur prince is not one of them. He is the exact opposite. He wanted no responsibilities in the kingdom and was so glad that he has an older brother to take all the duties. He of all the people in the planet got the most terrible curse, being a dinosaur is such a heavy burden. Who will kiss the big-headed dinosaur? Irresponsible Condition.
His size, the most important one to be discussed, is similar to the cross-breed donkey and dragon; have you watch the movie Shrek? The baby of dragon and donkey that will be Jonghyun's dinosaur size. Creepy.
*Prince Key: The middle child, the unloved, the uncared, always comparing his self to his hyungs and dongsaengs. This is the contrary-ego of the only feminine prince of the kingdom. Key is the mouse prince, a white mouse, a very white mouse, a no-dirt white mouse, the only mouse that loved to bath. A lot of beautiful adjectives in the Webster s dictionary could be use to describe Prince Key but the bottom line is, he is just a mouse every time the sun sets off. Who will kiss the self-conscious mouse? Conscious Condition.
*Prince Minho: He was the maknae but unfortunately a small 'bloob' added to the family resulting into a massive destruction in the entire ecosystem of Minho. He had everything he wanted, the love of his hyungs, the sweets in the whole kingdom of far farrrrrr away but all were gone when a 'bloob' joined the family. It took a lot of persuasive speech from King Kyuhyun for Minho to consider the existence of this 'bloob' who later he called Taemin. He accepted Taemin and became his favorite sibling. Minho is the frog Prince, by night he is the ugliest frog ever created. Who will kiss the ugliest frog? Slimy Condition.
*Prince Taemin: The serious, clean, quiet, timid, shy, emotionless and a good boy. These are the adjectives that won't describe the goat prince of the kingdom of far farrrrrr away. Because that's the exact opposite. Just like a real goat, he doesn't like bath unlike Prince Key. It took all the self-control of Prince Onew not to kill the maknae for not taking his bath for almost a month now. Taemin loves Milk but the milk doesn't return the affection, what will the goat do? And who will kiss the bathless goat? Bathless Condition.
*Zyme: Zyme's hatest amphibian is a frog, the slimy green 'bloob' that she called. She's the witch that casted the curse on Minho, making him an ugly amphibian. Her fellow witches in Bugwarts called her Yoongmun, the eldest of the 5 witches of the waste. Loading Condition.
*Bit: When she was young, a goat attacked her and from that day, she hated all about the 4-legged grass eating mammal. She's the witch that casted the curse on the youngest prince, Taemin. She wanted to be called Rinhyo for no particular reason so, her siblings called her that way. The second born of the family of witches. Talking Condition.
*Xero: Xero read a lot of books in the vast library of her school, Bugwarts, about the extinct animal, the dinosaur. She dislike the fact that those abnormal size things were already extinct and that's the reason why she cursed Prince Jonghyun to be a dinosaur but a little smaller. Her favorite author of the dinosaur book was named Hyegun that's why she wanted to be called just like that. The middle child. Useless Condition.
*Sky: She once had a pet mouse named Soochan unfortunately it was killed by crookshanks, Cloud's cat. So as a remembrance from her pet, she named herself, Soochan. The witch that casted the curse to Prince Key. The second to the last child. Statue Condition.
*Cloud: Hongki, the famous wizard in her school, Bugwarts, gave Cloud her witch name, Rinrin. Because she likes Hongki, she agreed to be called like that. Crookshanks, her so-fat-so-cute-so-bad cat likes to eat chicken just like its master. The mischievous witch that casted the curse to the crowned Prince of Far Farrrrrr away making him a chicken prince. The maknae. Spontaneous Condition.
*Jung Juri- the main antagonist in the life of the royalties, she's the one who trained her granddaughters to become a powerful witch so that they can curse the five princes of Far-Flung Kingdom. One of the canon character in this story.
*Yoogeun: The fire-breathing dragon who kept the 5 princes inside the castle. It killed a lot of princess from Snsd Kingdom, Fx Kingdom, 2NE1 kingdom, Kara kingdom and a lot more because they tried to rescue the princes that they liked. A beast I must say. Bad Condition.
The unfortunate events in the life of the Shinee brothers will start in chapter 2. Stay tuned! Subscriptions and comments are loved.
-Cinderella In Boots.