Four Line Clichés
Charley the Plant and Billy the Cactus
Charley was lonely and wanted a friend,
Billy was lonely so a letter he penned,
They met at a club and here's the suspense,
Charley and Billy… You know it makes sense!
Phoenix and Miles Go on a Blind Date
Miles and Phoenix go on a blind date,
This would help them get over their mutual hate,
They were very surprised to see one another,
But now they can't stop kissing each other!
Authors Note
We know that Charley and Billy aren't exactly cliché but it was so funny we had to do it anyway. For those who don't know (and you call yourselves Phoenix Wright fans!) Charley is Mia's house plant and Billy is Jake Marshall's cactus! We were asked by some reviewers to add more than one poem per chapter so here we go!
If you have any plot lines you want to see in poem form just send us a PM or "wright" (yes that's a pun) it in a review (you know you want to!). Just to put it out there our poems will not be smut; there not enough lines! And, well, we don't really roll that way!
Read and Review! ...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease (Ron Delite styles!). And remember flames are welcome too… they warm our fireplaces!