The Hangover: Twilight Edition
Author's Note: I'm sorry it's taken so long to update but I put a couple of chapters up to my new story "Trapped in the Closet" based on the R Kelly hip hop opera. I was just doing that one the same way I am doing this one…just for fun. Check it out if you would like but be warned there IS some slash in that one.
Disclaimer: I still don't own the characters though I wish either Emmett or Carlisle owned me J The concept is also from the movie the Hangover. ENJOY!
Chapter 3
When the guys walked into Graceland Chapel the owner came from around the counter and dropped to his knees in front of Emmett praising him, causing the other two to laugh out hysterically.
"You Mr. McCarty, are a god in my book my friend" the Indian guy said, his accent thick.
"What happened here last night?" Emmett asked.
"Do you not remember marrying Miss McCord?" he asked and Emmett shook his head. "It's a good thing I kept a few pictures that Miss McCord…or should I say McCarty now…signed."
"McCord, Em dude why does that shit sound familiar?" Jasper whispered to Emmett and Emmett shrugged.
"She should sound familiar, she's quite famous." the owner said pulling out the pictures to show us. The guys looked at the pictures and immediately their mouths dropped. Of course Emmett, being the slow one he is didn't know who she was.
"Um…call me a ditz but um, who is she?" he asked Jasper.
"Are you SERIOUS man?" Jasper said in shock. "That's Annalynne McCord!"
"Um ok…sounds familiar. What do I know her from?" Emmett asked.
"Dude, you know…the one from that zombie movie Day of the Dead? The one that played Nina." Jasper said and Emmett still looked confused.
"DUDE!" Jacob said "Kellan Lutz's ex!"
"OH!" he said, it finally clicking "Why didn't you say that to begin with? I love Kellan's movies. Especially the Twilight movies."
"Dude, that's only because in the Twilight movies he has your name! Seriously!" Jasper said.
"Oh yeah." Emmett said "WOW! I married HER?"
"Yeah, dude." Jasper said "We need to go find her, man. Now you have a reason to leave that little bitch Rosalie alone. Annalynne is freaking HOT!"
"Now I don't know about all that but YEAH, she's freaking hot!" Emmett said "She DEFINITELY gives Rosie a run for her money."
"So, do you know if we had another guy with us?" Jasper asked the owner.
"Yeah, Mr. Cullen. He kept going on and on about how he and his fiancee should come to this chapel instead of the big fancy wedding his sister planned for Sunday. He left with you guys." the owner said. "OH! Here's your wife's hotel and room number."
"Thank you" Emmett said taking the slip of paper from the owner's extended hand.
"Come back to see us again with that beautiful wife of yours Mr. McCarty and congratulations again." the owner said before the boys left. They went to the hotel listed on the slip of paper and went to the front desk.
"Welcome to the Belagio, may I help you?" the receptionist asked.
"Yes, I'd like to see my um wife, Annalynne McCord please. Room 231." Emmett said.
"Ah yes, Mr. McCarty. She just arrived again this morning, she said she just left your hotel. She said you left before she could see you again. She also told me if you came by to send you up." the receptionist said. "The elevators right over there, congratulations. I was sure she was going to marry Kellan."
"So did we." Jasper mumbled and Emmett elbowed him as they headed toward the elevator and up to room 231. They knocked on the door and a very BEAUTIFUL Annalynne McCord answered the door, phone in her ear.
"Stacey, I'm going to have to let you go. Yes she's here, she was with her uncle." she said to the person on the phone "I love you too." She hung up the phone and turned to us. "Well hello, hubby." she said pulling Emmett in for a kiss.
"Um Hello." Emmett said.
"Aww come on in, baby. Your friends too." Annalynne said. They followed her inside and sat on the couch in the center of her suite. "So, I know last night was crazy and I don't really do this sort of thing."
"Neither do I." Emmett said. "I'm not trying to sound mean but I don't really remember last night."
"Aww baby, it's ok. You and your three friends were really wasted but I don't regret it." she said kissing him again. "Speaking of, where is Edward?"
"We don't know." Jasper said.
"Poor thing, I think he was drunker than any of you. He talked nonstop about some girl Bella." Annalynne said with a sexy giggle.
"Yeah, that's his fiancee. We really need to find him because we have to leave tomorrow for his wedding." Jasper said.
"I'm sure he'll turn up." Annalynne said "Aww Emmy, baby. You're leaving me so soon after giving me a night I'll never forget?"
"Did we…" Emmett trailed off blushing and Annalynne giggled again.
"Of COURSE we did, silly. We ARE married after all." she said and Emmett blushed even deeper. "Don't worry it'll be better next time because I won't LET you forget."
"Um Annalynne, about last night." Emmett said and Jacob and Jasper stood up and stepped outside while they talked.
"Don't sweat it, Emmy." Annalynne said "This type of thing happens all the time. We can get an annulment if you would like."
"I'm sorry Annalynne. You are a beautiful girl but…" Emmett trailed off again looking down.
"It's ok, baby." Annalynne said putting a finger over his lips. "Of COURSE we could always STAY married and you know…date?"
"Really?" Emmett said as his shot up. He thought about it for a minute, he had this Hottie sitting in front of him and Rosalie sitting at home that made his life a living hell but he loved her. What was he going to do?
"Yes, I feel kind of like I've known you forever Emmett McCarty." she said with a smile. "But that's up to you. I mean we can talk about this when I get back to Seattle if you would like."
"Wait, you live in Seattle?" he asked.
"Yeah, why?" she said arching an eyebrow.
"I live in Forks." he said with a smile, his dimple showing.
"I love seeing you smile Emmett McCarty. Those dimples are so ADORABLE!" she said kissing him again. This time he didn't feel the urge to resist, instead he felt the urge to push it further. No, he couldn't do that because he still had loose ends to tie up back home.
After sitting and talking with Annalynne for a while he finally decided what he was going to do when he got home. He agreed that he and Annalynne would not get an annulment until after they tried at their marriage for a while. They agreed that if they agreed before the 6 month time frame was over, they would get an annulment.
"I'm glad you agreed not to get an annulment, I think we are going to be great together, baby." Annalynne said kissing me softly on the lips. "I have to do some filming this week to finish up but then I am done for now. I am coming home next weekend."
"Well what are you doing tomorrow around 8?" Emmett asked.
"Nothing that I know of, why?" she asked.
"Would you like to accompany me to Edward and Bella's wedding?" he asked.
"I'd have to take the red eye back first thing Monday morning, but sure." she said kissing him again.
"Thank you. I have to warn you though, I have some loose ends I need to tend to back in Forks, and she may not take it well. But just know that I want to try with you. I don't want her anymore. My friends and even my family have been trying to get me to leave her for a while, she's quite abusive verbally…and sometimes physically." Emmett admitted blushing when he did.
"Don't worry, baby. I'll be there for you when you let her down." she said.
"Well we have to go find Eddie. I'll call you tonight?" Emmett said and she smiled.
"Screw calling, honey. Just come on back to the room with me. I mean, we are married now so why not?" she said.
"Um ok." he said blushing once again.
"I hope you find your friend." she said with a smile and kissed him lightly on the lips once more "I'll see you soon, lover."
"See you soon, babe." he said with a smile, his dimple gleaming yet again. He walked out into the hall where Jasper and Jacob were waiting and they shot him a look that said "Well?".
"We're not going to get an annulment, we're going to try it out first." he said.
"Congrats man!" Jasper said.
"Yeah, but what about Rosalie?" Jacob asked.
"I'm dumping her when I get home, Annalynne's flying back with us. I'm coming back to her room tonight." Emmett said and the boys fist pounded him for landing such a hottie as a wife. "Hey, it could have been so much worse than a hot movie store…it could have been a stripper who breast fed her baby in front of us and tricked herself out on the side."
"Dude, that sounds like what happened to Ed Helms in The Hangover when he married Heather Graham when he was plastered." Jasper said.
"Yeah! I know right…déjà vu." Emmett said with a laugh.
"Hey Heather Graham is hot." Jacob said.
"Agreed." Jasper and Emmett said in unison and then shot a look at each other before laughing hysterically.
"Well let's go back to the hotel and see if we can find Edward." Jasper said.
"OK Let's go." Emmett agreed. They walked out of the front door of the hotel and there stood two police officers with their guns drawn.
"FREEZE" they yelled and the boys put their hands up. Oh shit! What was next?