Four Line Clichés
Dahlia and Kristoph... Both oh so evil!
Dahlia and Kristoph as evil as can be,
What if they made a family?
Run away in terror, scream in pain,
Dahlia and Kristoph; remember the name!
Oldbag and Miles... Urk! Such a terrible pairing!
We've got a poem that'll make you feel squick,
Such a terrible pairing you'll run away quick!
Oldbag and Miles; maybe its love,
Oh God, I feel sick – quick, get the glove!
Max and Regina... The sparkles!
Ever since Max hit Ben over the head,
Poor old Trilo had been seeing red,
'Cause now Regina thinks Max is fitter,
Regina and Max; imagine the glitter!
Authors note:
Hey! This is the next installment of the 'Four Line Clichés! We are trying to do different pairings - please review and tell us who we should do next!
Well. We got stuck in the 'Miles & Oldbag' one; hence the line '...quick, get the glove!' We mean that the reader will throw up into a glove instead of a bucket (Dur! Bucket doesn't rhyme with 'love'!) (:
Please enjoy - and remember to give us ideas! (in your long reviews!) (: