Bachelorette! Chapter 4

Once again my reviewers are awesome! :{) I am trying to reply to ALL my reviews! Seeing as I accept anonymous reviews, know I can't reply to those :)

Also someone reviewed yes 6 go home tonight, I am doing it like the legit show, so 6 go home, then less and less guys each week, until 1 a week.

Let's get this party started... ;D

(~Fang POV~)

I plopped myself down and took a swig of my champagne they crew handed out, a guy with bright red hair kicked me lightly in the shin.

"You're supposed to wait until Max comes in to say the toast."

I nodded while slightly rolling my eyes and set my glass down. I needed a drink right now.

"I'm Andy by the way."

"So are you going to tell me you got the 411?" I mumbled.

"You're a fan of Cohen too?" He asked excitedly, a little to excitedly.

"No, my brother is." Iggy had to watch it every time it came on, he also watches all the housewives, or listens to them.

I sighed and leaned back, all these guys were like

"How did you impress her?" and "She was totally checking me out."

I swear worse than high school girls! They had like a coolness rank already. Abercrombie models at the top and me at the bottom. Least, right above Pete the superhero and Tim the drunk.

"I need more champagne!" He swung his empty glass in the air and hiccuped.

"You yelled at me for taking a sip," I muttered, Andy apparently didn't hear me.

"Isn't she gorgeous?" Andy swooned.

"Who? Oh Max? She is pretty, but I don't think she is my type."

"How do you know?"

"I just, I just know." I had no reason to dislike Max, but I bet she wants one of the Abercrombie Models here to be her boyfriend and then fiancé. He shrugged, guess he was thinking "Only 23 guys left to get rid of!"

A lady dressed her work crew uniform came and taped me on the shoulder beckoning me to come with her. I did and I suddenly realized why, it was for those little mini interview clips kind of like a vlog in the middle of the show.

"Just look at the camera and give your opinion on Max, and some of the guys." the LED light in the camera turned on.

"Max seems cool. Guys seem pretty...intent on Max."

Then I sat, and sat, and sat until the lady blurted,"Is that all you are going to say?"

"That's all I have to say." With that I got up and left and the room was much more hushed and ten I saw why.

Max walked in looked tired an unwilling. A man walked in too, ugh he has a witches nose!

"Hello Gentlemen." He grinned

And clasped his hands together.

A few scattered hi's and hellos and Hey Chris's replied. So his name was Chris.

"Well after Max makes her toast-"

"Will she put butter on it?" Tim yelled and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Chris just gave him a motion to sit down and put a strained smile on. "So then you can each talk to Max a bit, then she will give the 'First Impression' rose to the person that she thinks had the best impression -"

"I give a rose to the guy? Is something wrong with this picture?" I heard Max blurt out. A few people laughed, including me. Chris shot her a look, ooh not very friendly are you Chris? "and that person will definitely stay another week. So enjoy tonight, 6 of you will go home tonight." he ushered Max to where he was standing and left.

"Okay I was thinking about ripping off P!NK and her song Raise Your Glass for a speech but lets just start the party? Okay? Okay." She walked off. "Oh yeah, Cheers!" she waved her glass by her head then took a sip. and a few people clapped then guys surrounded her like a fly to light ( to bad they didn't die ) So one by one guys dragged her away, 95% of the time she came back popping more pills in her mouth, sometimes with a sly grin on her face, like one of the Abercrombie Models, I think is name is Dylan or something, and a blonde curly head kid, they came back laughing.

Andy gloomily sat next to me, "She YAWNED when I was talking.

"Maybe she is tired."

"Tired of me! My expir-" he freaked then stopped himself.

I shrugged and sat up to "stretch my legs" or get away from Andy.

Strolling around I turned down a dark hallway, maybe no one will bother me there.

I bumped into someone, Max, in the dark hallway going toward the pool deck.

"Who did I just hit?" Max yell\whispered glancing down the hallway to make sure no one else was coming.

"Fang. What are you doing, a bunch of guys are are looking for you."

"Keep your voice down!

Frick, I hear someone coming! She grabbed me and we dove into a small closet.

"What are you doing?" I yelled/whispered rubbing my head that I hit roughly on the shelf.

"Riding my unicorn!" she snapped sarcastically, "Hiding from the guys of course!"

"To bad, I actually hoped you had a unicorn." I smirked

"Just shut up!"

"So should I leave? Since you know I do fall in the male gender..."

"Why are you even here? I mean I think you want to be here just as much as I do."

"Uh," I leaned back on the door and I guess my elbow opened the door and I fell out and I totally ate the ground.

"Are you okay?" she asked in between laughs.

I nodded, I thought she bent down to help me, but she was actually holding her stomach laughing.

"It wasn't that funny." I muttered dusting myself off.

"It kind of is! Between you Moe and Ron I think you all are the reason I haven't seriously injured any one yet. Boy do I sound like an anger management problem or what?" she rambled, laughs dying down.

"No, I think its amazing your still sane."

I heard footsteps coming from faraway (super hearing, all the birdkids have it! Latest trend!)

"Someone's coming," Her laughing stopped and she became alert.

"I know."

She looked at me curiously, like how I knew, but before we could do anything, a camera was in our face.

We both looked like a deer in headlights.

"Let's go." she walked quickly down the hallway and I followed in her wake as we left the camera man in the dark hallway. "Great, just great. Now that is going on TV as something, something different than what happened!" she muttered furiously to herself.

"What- oh right. Sorry." So America is going to think me and Max were "more than talking" in the hallway. I wasn't worried about what America would say, only of Iggy. Dear God help me.

"I hate Demon." she scowled and started walking away. Great, good to know she isn't a devil worshipper.

(~Max POV~)

Curse you Demon! Guys are clawing me apart, everyone thinks I was making out with Fang, and now Pete is rushing over. What is the dosage on those pills?

"Hey Louis."

"My name is Max." I glared harshly.

"Be Louis!"

Okay no laughing can control my temper. I tripped Pete so he fell into the pool. "Accidentally" but having siblings it looked totally innocent.

"Whoops. Hope your cape isn't to wet."

Matt came up to me, finally someone who I didn't want to hit, well few of the guys were okay...

"Hey." he smiled, see the aspirin has been good to you."

"For the most part." I agreed while glancing over at drenched Pete climbing out of the pool.

Matt laughed, "That guy is unhinged."

"Oh yeah."

"So how is your night going?"

"Uh, interesting." at a loss for words, because not ALL of it had been disastrous.

"You look really pretty, didn't get a chance to tell you earlier."

"Erm...thanks." I was a little let down, hoping he was different, but he was probably just being nice so I tried not to think of it to much.

We casually talked for awhile, then Andy was coming at me again, probably to tell me another poorly executed, not even funny to begin with, joke.

And I was right. I hardly even listened. It was one of those long story jokes that goes in one ear an out the other.

"You got any jokes?" he asked, seeing as his joke was a fail.

"Yeah, okay there are to muffins. One says whats up, the other goes 'oh muffin much' "

He laughed like I did when Jim Gaffigan did his hot pocket bit. In other words hysterically. I found the joke only mildly humorous.

I left him in his hysterics and he hardly noticed.

Tyler came over, mildly drunk, much expected. Least he held a conversation, and he made me laugh really hard. (Much to Andy's dislike) Still I don' know if that was him or the alcohol talking.

Daniel was pretty nice, trying to be sweet, and turns out he loves and looks like Harry Potter!

Finally I talked to every freaking one!

My mind wandered about who was I sending home tonight, for sure Pete, I might keep Tim just because now he was passed out and wasn't pestering me. That lawyer is going home, he is the biggest snooze fest, like March of the Penguins boring! Not Andy, not yet anyway. The greaser, Johnny, for sure, its like being in an oil slick if you get within 10 feet of him. Then Alec, the one who loves tough girls and football. Don't get me wrong, I love when a conversation isn't all about me, but talking to him is like reading a harry potter sized book called 'Touchdowns made by Alec.' Of course the old freak who was a disgusting pig, and I refuse to talk to him so I don't even know his name. Harrison, the trust fund baby, even with his hair, talk about blank personality. For my last pick, I though about Fang, but something about him, was different and quickly decided against it. After much consideration about which guy is more unbearable, I chose Corey. I just can't get over the flouncing. Still I had the first impression rose to give away still. Might as well get it over with. I snatched it off the little plate Chris had set it and every guy looked they were hungry children who hadn't had food in weeks. I quickly shuffled over to Matt.

"Here a flower, uh, for you." I quickly clipped it on his suit and walked away, face burning. How completely horrible, I have to give guys flowers on national TV. Though as I saw on his face was delight.

So finally the party was over and Chris came and got me and throughly explained a rose ceremony. I completely was horrified I had to give the rose to the guys, one was bad enough.

So in a matter of 15 minutes all the guys were looking eagerly at the 19 roses on the silver platter.

The cameras turned on, and Chris came out.

"Good evening Max, gentlemen. I suspect everyone had a great time at the cocktail party, but now Max must make the very hard design and 6 of you will go home tonight. Good luck." he disappeared again. I called Dylan first, awesome hair pretty funny and he genuine even though a little to eager. Then Sam, he was funny and we had the special red-velvet-cheesecake bond. Over and over again I had to say do you want this flower...er rose? In the middle I called Fang, he was interesting but I can't lie I enjoyed his sarcastic humor. I saw many shocked faces, I chose the emo looking guy who didn't talk before there conceited selves.

"Fang, do you want this little rose to go on your suit jacket?"

He looked, maybe slightly hesitant, hut any trace of emotion vanished. "Sure, okay."

It ended pretty quickly after that and everyone that was going home was quite appalled I kept the drunk over them.

But I was rather happy, 6 less annoying desperate singles to listen too!

(I am going to do quick little vlogs at the end of every chapter of the people that got sent home so you get there POV a bit plus one from Max)

Johnny -

I was really hurt. Yep, I came here, and I already bought her a leather jacket to match mine, and boy maybe next time right? Well maybe I didn't style my hair enough..."

Alec -

"This sucks. I spent to long on the least important touchdowns. I should've started the over time wins and scores stories first..."

Pete-

"I am deeply offended all I got was an angry girl, no louis, a wet cape and now my mom will be so disappointed I got sent home first."

Harrison-

"Max was so stunning, see I was hoping getting out of marrying my cousin. My family likes to keep the money in only the family, but I tried to break free..."

Old freak-

"Max was hot. I traveled all the way here to Cali-freaking-fornia and she didn't even kiss me."

Bill-

"Max seemed very nice and I am deeply saddened that we didn't get better aquatinted. Alas, law school is waiting for me."

Corey-

"To bad, sucks I have to go back to work already."

Max-

"Was it hard to choose? Hard to choose whose worse than who if thats what you mean."

Sooo I hope you liked it even though its probably lame! But I would really looooove it if you review:] suggestions are welcome! Oh and I need your help, I need lame jokes for Andy! Help! ;D