Alrighty, here's chapter 2. We all love funny moments don't we? But do you know what people do not like?

Unneccessary introduktion to fanfiction chapters that doesn't make that much sence in the first place. Why do we even bother to write them anyway? Do people accually read these? Maybe. It would seem you do atleast.
You're welcome.

"Finally! An island!" Kidd said with a voice hoarse and raspy from the dryness cause by thirst. They had not been able to drink at all since they left the Marine ship.
"Agh, it is gonna be so fucking sweet to get out of this human pile of shit..."

Luffy jumped up, almost making Bonney, Drake, and Apoo - the people unlucky enough to be to atleast some degree on top of him fall overboard.
"ISLAAAAAAAAND!" He screamed and shot his arm towards the island.
"Holy crap." Bonny commented.
"What are you trying to do Straw?" The questioning blabbering from the various members of the human pile of shit begun.
"Yoshi!" Luffy grinned as he got hold of a tree on the island.
"Gomu gomu noo..." The thrilled rubber teen shouted.
"Oh crap." Zoro sighted.

"Grab onto something people. This isn't gonna be plesant." As an experienced member of the Strawhat crew, Zoro knew what was coming for them.
"Huh?"
"... ROCKET!" In maximum speed, the boat with the nine terrifyed rookies, the furious marimo and the screaming Luffy on it litterly flew like some sort of boat/human canonball towards the island and crash landed into the unsuspecting tree. Knocking it down.

R.I.P Tree (1921-2012), may you burn well and make exelent firewood.

Luffy laughed and dusted himself off, completely oblivious to the brutal murder of the innocent tree. Bastard.

"Shishishishi! Finally, an island! Hey stop resting you guys!"
"You... I swear I'll kill you one day...!" Zoro twitched and then jumped up and dusted himself off like nothing happened.
"Strawhat you crazy bastard..." Law muttered.
"Shishishi! Sorry sorry!"

"Eitherway. Seems we're gonna be stuck on this island for atleast a couple of days... There's a 98% chance of it." Hawkins reported after consulting his cards on the matter.
"Yeah. By the way we should remain working togheter. It'll be mutch more effective then for us to all work alone." Bonney said.
"Agreed." Law sat down on a stone with his sword over his shoulder.
"Anyone who disagrees?"
"Shishishi! Nope!"
"Alright then. Let's get started on finding some food, water and other stuff then."
"I'll go hunting." Zoro and Killer said at the same time, turned their heads, gave eachother a suprised look and headed into the woods together.

The rest of them also went to see what they could find, exept Bonney and Hawkins who stayed on the beach to set up a fire and start setting up some shelter for the night.

Late that evening, they were all back. Over the fire there was a barbequed pigbear at the size of a house, and around it was the eleven rookies suprisingly enough seeming to have a good time.

Bonney and Luffy were having an eating contest, Zoro and Killer were talking over some fruit and berries and seemed to get along really well, and Apoo was using his instruments to complete the festive mood with fitting music.

"Too bad we don't have any booze" Zoro said and looked down into his home-made mug - the remains of a coconut.
"Only water and coconut milk."
"Well what to do, can't expect to find a bar on a deserted island can you?"

"Hey... Zoro..." Killer leaned closer to Zoro and whispered:
"Wanna come with me and show how good you are with your sword?" Zoro jumped up and the two men rushed out of sight.
Kidd stared after them.

Oh good, there goes the first pairing of this story.
Ofcourse, everybody knows that with the creative rushes of a fan girl roaming about two attractive cartoon men simply can not remain just friends for very long. It would be to completely go against the flow, maybe even break the unspoken rules of the nerd socity. It would be like asking why Super Mario is super, and one does not simply do that.

"What the accual fuck? Oi, Strawhat, does Zoro... Uh... Swing the other way?" Kidd gave Luffy an insecure look.
"Swing what way? I've never seen him swinging, not even on the one on our ship... Or on a rope either. Oh, I guess he did on Sky Island though!" Luffy answered, taking a short break from putting food in his mouth.
"Errr... Thats not quite what I ment... Does Zoro prefer men over women?" Kidd spells it out.
"Why, are you interested in him?" Law chuckeled.
"Ah hell no! Didn't you see him and Killer run off?" Kidd growled.
"Who cares, Zoro can do what he wants and he can take care of himself." Luffy put his hands on his swollen stomac after finally defeating Bonney who is now busy being in the beginning of a food coma.

The next morning, the supernovas woke up to the sound of voices echoing onto the beach, coming from the ocean.

Zoro and Killer had gotten back quite late and were now resting side by side.
"Dude, what time is it?" Kidd tried to sit up and rubbed his eyes.
"Who cares, go back to sleep..." Bonney, who had along with Luffy had used Kidd as her pillow, mumbeled.
"Someone better go check on those voices or I might have to kill them all for waking me up." Kidd scratched his head and gave up trying to shake Bonney and Luffy off his chest.
"Cranky in the morning are we Kidd?" Law smiled, already wide awake and standing looking out over the sea. He chuckeled, and went off to indeed check on the voices before Kidd had to kill them all for waking him up, as the gentle spirit he is.
"Shut up Trafalgar..." Kidd snorted and fell asleep again.