Okay! Chapter 4! They're finally getting somewere! I kinda like to imagne that Franky has a crush on Robin... don't hate... there's shounen-ai... Involving unbuttoned pants! Hohoho!

Brook: Are you trying to steal my laugh?
Me: Yes.
Brook: Yohohoho! Im flattered! SKULL JOKE~!
Me: SKULL JOOKE! Wait, how is that a skull joke?

"Well then. Let's gather the others shall we?" Robin suggested. She, X-Drake and Franky was currently standing in front of the entrance to a low building witch went down and into the mountain behind it. It was shaped to a beasts mouth, and it was pitch dark inside.
"Leave it to me! I'll send a SUUUPAH signal to make them all come here!" Franky made a look-im-a-big-man pose and started chopping down trees with Robin laughing in the backround.

Sanji was starting to get irritated. That stupid emo surgeron was being to damn close (within about 2 meters radius) to the woman.
"BONNEY-CHWAAAAN!"
"Shut up already!" Bonney growled.
"Must all the Strawhats be as annoying as their captain..." Law muttered and noticed something moving in the bushes. The tree pushed the plants apart and...

"MARIMO?" Sanji gasped for air, to shocked to belive what he saw.
"Aa?" Zoro looked up from the blond man in his arms and all the color (including a not so inocent blush) disapeared from his face.
"So you two really were getting it on huh..." Law said with a curious look on his face.
"WHAT THE SHIT MARIMO! You... you... homo!" Sanji sank down to ground, still trying to breathe.

"I don't remember saying i was straight..." Zoro mumbeled and buttoned his pants. Killer had his back turned to them, busy trying to get his mask back on.
"So that's why you didn't peep at the girls in Arabasta... Now i can never trust you in the same bath or bedroom again..." Sanji cried.
"Ah. Look." Bonney pointed at a big...thing on the mountain at the islands center. A huge wooden kanji...on fire... saying: HERE.

"Brook! I knew we shouldn't have been so lazy! They got maad!"
"Yohohohoho! I do feel a bit of guilt!" Chooper and Brook came out of the woods, both with a big bump decorating their heads plus some tears in Choppers eyes. How Brook can get bumps with only bones is beond understanding. Nami, Usopp, and Hawkins followed just after them. Nami seeming real irritated.

"Fufufu only three groups left who haven't gotten here." Robin chuckeled and Chopper came up to her for a hug. (And protection against Nami's fist of doom.)
"I still...can't belive it..." Sanji mumbeled as Law dragged him into the bunch of people.
"Just accept it already. Besides, doen't this mean more women for you?" Law dropped him in the middle of the curious pirates.
"I SUPPORT HIM! OKAMA PRIDE!
A wondering "Ehh...?" went through the group.

"We've waited long enough. Tell us what you guys gathered us for. Strawhat, Kidd and those other two THINGS can wait." Law gave off a tired sigh and sat down on the ground.
"Sure. We found this." Robin pointed at the enterance behind it.
"Ah. Though that was just some random odd looking hole." Chopper said.
"...Seriously Mr Rakoon?" Law sweatdropped.
"I'M A RAINDEER!" Chopper transformed, scaring the shit out of Usopp.
"A MOOONSTER!"
"MORONS!" Nami gave them both head bumps.

"Did we miss anything?" Zoro and Killer came casually walking.
"I wonder how he looks under that mask..." Chopper said a bit too mutch out-loud.
"...Hot." Zoro answered.
"Let's enter the cave already!" Sanji declared before the others took in what Zoro said and went inside.
"Ah. Dark."
"Yah don't say Robin..."
"Yohohoho! This reminds me of the Thriller Bark! AH! What if there's ghosts? I'll go get some torches~!"
"A dead guy worrying about ghosts..." Law mumbeled.
Brook came back in and Franky lit the pieces of wood. The light glimmered and revealed a long dark corridor going into the underground. In the middle just infront of them there was a flat stone. Yeah you get it by now.

"If you hold doubt, return now. The Holy awaits in the Sacred." Robin reads. "The "Holy" is most likly the "God" we read about on the first rock. And the "Sacred" must be the deepest part of this temple, if this is a temple." Robin explained as she saw the "?" looks on the others faces.
"Well what are we waiting for, TO THE GOLD!" Nami grabbed a torch and set off. And the others followed.

"Man that hurt. How did you land on me when i fell in after you?" Kidd rubbed this bruised butt after falling ungracefully and hitting the floor.
"Oooh look! This place just smells adventure all over it!" Luffy said, poking a skeleton sitting by the wall of the corridor.
"Shishishi! Maybe we should give him to Brook!" Kidd ignored him and looked up at the hole several meters above them, giving them very little light as the sun had gone down and the moon light wasn't very strong. He snatched a torch the skeleton was holding, causing its hand to pop off. He lit it and let the light spread around them.

"Geez...you look really creepy in that light." Luffy commented, not looking the slightest creeped out when staring at the redhead.
"Yeah well it's not just my looks that are scary..." Kidd mumbeled and gave him his devilish smirk. Luffy just blinked.

"Okay! Let's go!" Luffy laughed and set off into the dark. "Maaan this place is dark!"
"Strawhat! Waait! Hold on you idiot!" Kidd yelled and chased after him.

I love Brook.