Insert authors note here.
"ZORO YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!"
"You stupid fantatista! How the hell can you get lost in a god damn hallway when you have all of us to follow?"
"Shut up! It's you who keep being so confusing!"
"THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS MY FAULT!" Nami smacked him several times before she dragged the unconsius moss-head after her.
The non-strawhats stared at the whole thing in shock. Could there possibly be someone with a sence of direction THAT bad? And on top of that, a infamous supernova worth 120 million Beli?
There is only one explanation, Law concluded. He's a Strawhat pirate.
"Robin, aren't we there yet? I wanna se the treasure!" Chopper whined after over three hours of walking.
"Fufu Chopper, we don't know that until we get there. Just hang in there."
"Zoro~ carry me~" Usopp tried to convince his nakama.
"You woss." He said and bent down to let him jump up on his back. But Usopp instantly regretted asking when he saw Killer, sharpening his blades with his head turned to him and decided it was safer to walk.
"Yohoho! If you're tired, you sing a song!" Brook picked out his violin from god/Oda knows where he stores it.
"Finally a good idea!" Apoo said as his first line in the whole damn fic. "Got any good song there skeleton fellah?"
"Let's sing it! The song of all pirates! Bink's sake!"
"Yohohoho! Good idea Usopp-kun!" Apoo started using his various instrument to create a beat, and Brook played his violin.
"Yohohoho~ Yohohoho~" He started and the others joined in. Including a chuckling Law with his wonderfull dark voice~!
"Oi, Kidd?"
"Hmm.?"
"Im bored~ we've done nothing but walk for hours now..."
"Yeah."
"And our torch died."
"Uh-huh."
"So make something fun come up!"
"How am i supposted to that?"
"Use that weird-magno fruit of yours!"
"It's magnet you idiot. And theres no metal here."
"Awww... then make a joke! Oh i know one! Law impression~"
"I can't see you. It's too dark"
"Do you poop?" Kidd nearly fell flat to the floor at the question.
"What the fuck strawhat! Im a human being! What the fuck do you think?"
"I wish Brook was here... he's so mutch fun..."
"Well you gonna have to settle with me for now."
"What's your crew like?"
"I used to think most of them were stupid, until i met yours."
"I love my nakama! They're hopeless idiots, but they're so funny and i love them!"
"Hopeless idiots? And thats coming from you?" Kidd sweatdropped.
"Shishishi you're a good guy Kidd." Kidd blinked. Why that was something he hadn't been told before.
"How do you know that?"
"You just are. Wanna join my crew?" Kidd had to admit, he was a bit moved by the Strawhat captain.
"Thanks but no thanks. I have my own crew and I want to be the one to become pirate king when i find One Piece."
"Shishishi! I'll just have to defeat you then! Hm? Whats that sound?" Luffy turned his head and Kidd focused his hearing.
"...waving out good byes, we'll never meet again. But don't look so down~ for at night the moon will rise~~ Going to deliver Bink's sake..."
"Ah! It's the others!"
"Hey Kidd, let's suprise them!" Luffy whispered and dragged Kidd into a hole in the wall.
"I do want to see how stupid Trafalgar looks when we scare the crap out of him..." Kidd mumbeled and went with Luffys idea.
The two captains waited until the sixteen otheres were almost able to see the hole they were hideing in, before jumping out in the torch light making a loud battle roar:
"SNEAAAK ATTACK!"
"EEEEEEK!"
"Oh there you are."
"Room."
"AGH! Don't sneak up like that!"
"Eh? Wait what's this blue bubble?"
"YOU MORONS."
"Oww!"
"Holy fuck that burlar womans fist hurts! Wait a second... Why are you holding my head Trafalgar?"
"Eeeeh! My arms! Were'd they go?"
"Oops. Though you were attacking us." Law scratched his head and laughed at the expression on Kidd's face. Kidd's body was currently blindly walking around trying to find it's lost head. Luffy was laughing at his own arms bounching around by his feet. All of the remaining pulled off a perfectly syncroniced face palm.
"Shishishi! Maan that's weird!"
"Hey! Put my head back were it belongs Trafalgar!" Kidd growled but couldn't manage to look very frightening as his body slammed into a wall.
"You want me to shove it up your ass?" Law teased and raised an eye brow.
"Why you fucking..."
After more laughing, Law put the two pranksters back to their original states and they could continue walking.
Not too long afterwards, the pirates noticed the hallway becoming wider. They picked up their pace and at last reached an enourmous room. There was no ceeling at all and the moon surronded by stars could be seen clearly. They couldn't see mutch outside the light from their torches.
"Could this be the 'Sacred' thing we read about at the entrance?" Hawkins asked the archeologist.
"Well we don't know of anything else it could be" Robin smiled.
"Were's the treasure?" Nami went futher in and started exploring the room.
"Hey look, the floor is covered by these polished yellow stones."
"Stones? You sure it's not jewels or gold Bonney?"
"Possetive."
"It's possible that the people who built this whole thing though of the stones as sacred if they vorshipped the sun." Robin said, but didn't seem completely convinced. She looked up at the moon and recalled the writing on the first stone.
The God of the Sun rests upon this island as the moon rises upon the skies. As the moon goes to sleep, The Sun's Wealth will shine brighter then anything else... As the moon goes to sleep...
"Let's wait until the sun rises. If the first stone was correct, then the 'Sun's wealth' will reveal itself." Robin looked around at the others who looked back with awe.
"Gotta admit Strawhat, you have atleast one intelligent person in your crew." Kidd sat down.
"Damn right bro! Robin is SUUUUUPAH smart!" Robin gave the cyborg a bright smile and chuckeled a bit, flattered.
"zzZzzZz..."
"Hey guys! Wake up! The sun is rising!" The men and Nami rubbed their eyes and looked up at the sky and saw the light spread into the room.
"Oh my godness..." Nami whispered as the sun hit the stones on the floor.