More crack! Luffy got the whole bunch to play hide and seek! YES! ... Oh boy.
Warnings for OOC, General stupidity, Pervy Jokes, stupidity, shounen-ai, imperfect english and more stupidity.

"Ninehundredninetynine... one thousand!" Law looked up and started looking for the contestans. He looks around and sweatdrops. Up there, from the main mast, Kidd was hanging, clinging on to Luffy's legs for dear life.

"Kidd! Luffy! Found you!" Law couldn't help but finding it very amusing to see how Luffy slowly drew Kidd futher into madness and futher away from his original character.
"LET ME DOOOWN!" Kidd screamed.
"Aww damn! Kidd it's your fault he found us first!"
"I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FUCKING ROCKETED US UP TO THIS DUMB ASS SPOT!"

After being dropped to the deck and landing hard on his butt, Kidd made all the metal on the ship crumble threatening out of pure anger. And Law went to keep looking.

"...ssch... don't make noice or we'll be found."
"How am I supposted to be quiet when you- A-ah! Stop!"
Law raised an eyebrow and assumed it being Killer and Zoro on the other side of the wall the voices were coming from. Well this sure seems fun. Should i leave them be or interupt? He stopped and though for a few seconds. Naah. I bet they'll look hilarious getting busted! His humor won over his kindness and decensy.

He snuck up to the door the noices were coming from, put his ear against it and snickered while waiting for just the right moment.
"Ngh...don't...aah..."
Now. He swiftly opened the door and... shock.

Mean while! (Hoho im so evil!)
Mean while, Kidd and Luffy on the deck.
"Man this is no fun. We got found so fast and now we got nothing to do." Luffy pouted.
"It's your fault for picking sutch a stupid place to hide." Kidd muttered and played with one of his knifes.
"Kidd."
"Uh-huh?"
"Do you like Law?" Kidd blinked at the questions randomness.
"No. He's an annoying jerk."
"Really? I think he's kind of nice."
"Oh yeah?"
"There's something good about him. I know it." Luffy looked up and fell down on the grass.
"Hah! That cloud looks like a big piece of meat!" Kidd followed his eyes and sweatdropped at the heart-shaped cloud on the sky.
"...Idiot."

Robin looked up from the man infront of her and looked at the other man by the door.
"Oh my. Seems it wont be as mutch of a secret as we hoped Mr Magician."
"Just what i needed." Hawkins murmured. Law just stared at the two, doing his best not to jaw drop and look stupid...-er.
"You two... what on earth..." He managed to say and Robin sighted.
"Did you find us first?"
"Uhm... no i found Kidd and Luffy already..."
"Very well then, we'll meet you up on deck once you found everyone then. Oh and by the way." She winked at law
"Keep it a secret from Franky-san will you" Robin then turned back to Hawkins. Law nodded and slowly walked out of the room, still quite shocked and slightly disgusted.
"Robin... the famous Nico Robin... was..." He swallowed.
"Waxing Hawkin "Tha magician"s legs."

"Kidd~" Luffy purred.
"What is it now?" Kidd was starting to get annoyed by Luffy's blabberings.
"We should have a threesome." He grinned. Kidd nearly suffocated from cheer suprise.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" Kidd was blushing. Badly.
"You, me and Law! We should be friends!" His smile got even wider.
"F-friends? Oh thank god, when you said threesome..." Kidd wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"What? Isn't it a threesome when three people are close friends?"
"Where the fuck did you learn that?" Kidd sweatdropped. "Man being around you can't be good for my heart..." Luffy stared at him.
"You mean... your heart beats fast when we're together? YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?"
"NO! STOP MISSUNDERSTANDING EVERYTHING DAMN IT!" Kidd could litterly feel his sanity slip away from him.

After opening a closet, causing Urouge and Capone to tumble out, Law blinked at the solid stupidity infront of him.
"Seriously guys, couldn't you atleast try to use you brains?" He rubbed his aching head.
"Ah crap you saw us."
"No shit, how could i miss you?" Law sighted. Bonney, Zoro and Brook were standing in the middle of the hall, failing misrebly at looking like statues. Law randomly sneezed.

"Yohohoho! We were found out! How unfortunate! Bonney-san, may i please see you pa-" BAM. Brook was punched straight in his face.
The three idiots started making their way up to the deck... being led by Zoro... They'll never see daylight again.

Law decided he'd save them from this fate and went with them. They got up on deck, and saw Kidd knocked out on the grass, with Luffy drawing on his face with permanent markers.
Law went up to them and looked down on poor Kidd's face and chuckeled.
A mustache over his upperlip, spirals over his eyebrows and blush-lines on his cheeks. All very poorly drawn.

"Strawhat, you really are hilarious." Law said between his (manly) giggles. "Why is he knocked out by the way?"
"Dunno, we were just talking and he fainted."
"...Oh really? What were you talking about?"
"You." Luffy trew the marker overboard, then cheered over how far he could trow it.
"Oh. Then you should tell me what you were saying." Law leaned close to him and looked into his eyes with his dagger eyes.
"Naw to mutch work. I think he had a heart attack though."

Law smirked and as the doctor he was, he gave Kidd a quick check. He hadn't had a heart attack, but it seemed to have stopped long enough to knock him out cold. Law smirked and though he'd sure like to know what Luffy said to cause this.

"Hey Nami, it's not mutch time left until we get to the Sabody right?"
"Nope. We'll be there by tomorrow noon if the wind keeps being this good." Nami, who never bothered to hide in the first place replided while drawing on a map.
"Yosh! I've decided! Let's have a banquet tonight!" Luffy jumped up and rushed off to tell Sanji to start cooking.

Several hours later, half the Strawhats were on the tables dancing with chopsticks in their noses, Zoro chugging saké like his life depended on it, Kidd doing the same, and the other less interesting people just doing random party-stuff.
"Ki~idd!" Luffy dropped his chopsticks, bounched forward and sat infront of Kidd. Smiling.
"Yo!"
"What do yah want Luffy..." Kidd mumbeled and looked up from his mug.
"What are you drinking?" He tilted his head.
"Boze."
"Ah no thanks. I don't drink alchohol."
"Who offered you any?" Kidd took a zip glanced at Luffy.
"You guys are gonna leave soon~" Luffy whined.
"Ofcourse. Gonna miss us?" Kidd tried to tease. He looked a bit closer at Luffy's face, and he noticed that something was weird. Luffy's body was moving as if he had a hard time to sit straight, and he also had a bit of a weird expression, his eyes were half-closed and a slight blush decorated his face. I though he said he doesn't drink alchohol... Kidd sighted and poked Luffy's forehead. Luffy blinked and tumbeled backwards.

"So you are drunk. I don't remember your balance being this bad." He sighted.
"No way! I told you! I don't drink!" Luffy blinked a few times before managing to get back up.
"Maybe you took the wrong glass or something..." Kidd stood up and grabbed Luffy's arm.
"Come. You're not used to alchohol so lemme help you sober up a bit." He dragged the still denying Luffy towards the bath.
"There's a nice spot in the right corner, pretty comfterble for the one at the bottom..." Killer whispered to his captain as he passed, causing a blush to explode over Kidd's face.
"YOU PERVERT! IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT!" He screamed and ran away.
"A thousand beli on that it is?" Zoro said and patted the floor next to him.
"You're on." Killer chuckeled and sat down.

Gah! Damn it this was supposted to be the last chapter! Ah well.