Kidd and Luffy in the bath! O.O Awkard~ Yeah this chapter took a while to write i know.
The normal warnings, plus some slight citrus. Wouldn't call it lemon... more like orange with sugar on top?
"For fucks sake, how did it get worse on the way here?" Kidd mumbeled and gave the drunk a irritated look.
"I schaw schum yumi juice on da wai..." Luffy whined and pressed his face against the floor.
"Idiot!" Kidd rubbed his own forhead then dropped Luffy in the tub. He ignored the fact that Luffy was still fully dressed, took off his hat and turned on the shower, holding it over his head.
Luffy blinked and looked on the man next to the tub. His eyes closed and a smile was spreading over his face.
"Shishi. You're stupid Kidd."
"Do you want to drown?" Kidd growled and his vein popped.
"Even i know you don't shower with your clothes on" Luffy smiled. Kidd sighted and looked away.
Seeing his rival naked was not something he wanted. And stripping his rival was something he wanted to do even less.
"Well If you don't want to keep them on, then take them off yourself." Kidd said and put down the showerhandle. He then turned his back to Luffy, crossing his arms over his chest.
He remained still like that for a bit, then he started wondering why Luffy wasn't answering, or atleast making the slightest noice if he was undressing. He opened one eye, starting to feel a tiny sting of worry.
Suddenly, rubber arms were wrapped around his neck and a wet chest pressed against his back. Redness exploded over Kidd's face.
"Oi... what are you doing..." Kidd mumbeled and looked down at the floor. He didn't dare to look at Luffy right now.
"I slipped." Luffy streched his neck and looked at Kidd's red face with big dark eyes.
"Idiot. Then let go of me already." Kidd closed his eyes to avoid Luffy's.
"I don't want to." Kidd looked up as Luffy answered.
"It's cold. But you and your coat are so fluffy and warm." Not until now Kidd realised he hadn't used warm water when he soaked Luffy in the tub.
So they stood, awkardly, until a minute or so later when Luffy raised one of his hands and grabbed Kidd's chin. Kidd froze and stared at Luffy through the corners of his eyes.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"Just checking." Luffy stroke Kidd's chin and cheeks.
"Checking what?" Curiosity and wonder was taking over most of the space were his mixed feelings swirled around.
"Well, Zoro and Usopp always shaves but if you tutch their faces you can still feel small hairs." Luffy kept stroking his cheeks.
"So what?" Kidd sweat dropped. Is he looking for a beard or something?
"Your face is all smooth. Just like mine." Luffy grinned and removed his hand from Kidd's face. Kidd blushed again and looked away. It was true that hair hadn't started growing on his face, and to be honest he was quite embarassed about it. He was a grown man damn it!
Either way, Luffy finally loosen his grip around Kidd and Kidd turned around to face him.
"WOAH!" Kidd jumped in suprise.
"When did you take your clothes off?" He made a slight attempt to cover his eyes without looking too embarassed.
"What? This is a bath and they were feeling all sticky." Luffy tilted his head. They didn't move for a minute, and the awkard feeling grew inside Kidd with every second.
Kidd suddenly looked up and blinked. Luffy was standing real close, looking straight into Kidd's eyes with his normal, curious look. Kidd sighted.
"Fine." He grabbed the boys chin and let their lips meet.
Five certain individuals were currently sneaking up the latter leading to the bath of the ship. Law, Nami, Robin, Usopp and Brook that is.
"Are you sure about this? It sure doesn't sound like Luffy..." Nami whispered.
"Well that's what Zoro and Killer told us, and Zoro isn't one to lie... or joke." Usopp replied as they got to the door of the bath.
Slowly, they opened the door and peeked inside. At first, the room appeared to be empty. The lights were out and there was no heat, so no warm water could be on either. But then they heard a slight noice.
Right there, by the wall to the right, the outlines of two men's shadows could be seen. The five people stared at these, trying to see exactly what the two men were doing.
Nami decided to be bold and turned on the lights, exposing a completely naked Luffy Strawhat, being pushed up against the wall by Captain Eustace Kidd. Kidd's jaw dropped as he saw the five by the door.
(A/N Kidd was still wearing his clothes by the way, you pervert! ^_~)
"Well well what do we have here." Law smirked and leaned against the door behind him.
"Err... it's not what it looks like..." Kidd tried, but gave up at the sight of Nami taking a picture to use for future blackmailing.
"Why are you guys here?" Luffy said and didn't make the slightest efforts to cover his naked body. Nope. Not even his 'fun zones'.
"My my, Luffy you sure are healthy looking even though you eat so mutch." Robin commented with a calm voice and a gentle smile. "A bit too small for my taste though."
"Perverted woman..." Kidd muttered and wrapped Luffy in his coat.
"How cute, Kidd got jealous." Nami smiled.
"Why the fuck would i get jealous?" Kidd snapped and rushed out. Topless and blushing.
Kidd hadn't been this embarassed since a year ago when Killer decided it'd be hilarious to place a load of teddy bears in Kidd's room and then ask a few crewmates to go clean in there. Kidd hadn't been allowed to forget about it until six months later.
Just like that time, he both wanted to go hide for the rest of his life and kill everyone nearby at the same time.
As he passed by Killer and Zoro, he saw Killer sighting and handing Zoro a one thousand beli note.
He ignored the sight, went straight below deck to the men's quarters and jumped into the bed witch was temporarly his. Even though the feeling were still raging inside him it didn't take long for him to fall asleep.
"Hey Kidd wake up already! You missed breakfast!"
"Bleh go away." Kidd muttered and burried his face in the soft pillow.
"Did he just say 'bleh'?" A dark, familiar... annoying voice snickered further away.
"Get up~! We're almost at Sabody Archipelago!" Something hard hit Kidd's head and he instantly sat up.
"WHO TREW THAT?"
"Let's go eat!" Luffy, who was sitting on top of Kidd, cheered.
"We already had breakfast ten minutes ago!" Zoro smacked his head.
"Assholes. Why didn't you wake me up sooner?" Kidd rubbed his head and made a half hearted attempt to push Luffy off him.
"Well we tried but you just wouldn't wake up."
"Kidd~ Let's go eat!" Luffy smiled and pressed his lips against Kidd's, mutch to the other men's dislike.
"Geez, would you keep the lovey dovey down, I don't want to see guys kissing..." Apoo muttered.
"What's so wrong with that?" Zoro growled.
"I'd rather see two women making out..." Sanji sighted and most of the other straight men nosebled at the mental image of Robin and Nami together.
"Guys! We're there! Island ahoy!" Nami yelled from outside.
All the men, exept Luffy and Kidd, left the room. The two looked at eatchother for a bit.
"Next time we meet, in the new world, we fight." Kidd said seriously.
"Yup. We're rivals after all." Luffy smiled and put his hands on Kidd's chest. Kidd smiled slightly. Luffy got up and they went up on deck.
"Yosh! TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK!" Luffy yelled, causing him to recive a punch from his navigator.
"We have to leave the ship to Ray-san. We still need that coating to get to fishman island." Nami sighted.
"Hrm... Thanks for taking us here." Hawkins said and made a slight bow towards the Strawhat members. The other guests thanked aswell, and the ship anchored.
And so, the supernovas left the Thousand Sunny and it's crew, going in different directions to search for their respective crews.
The end! I hope you enjoyed this story! Thank you for reading all the way~!