"Care to elaborate?" I asked Reborn, I really didn't get this. I mean I get the hole ask and answer but how does it work. "You read these cards, they are questions that someone here wants to know, of course, it's all secret as far as who asked them." Giotto answered. "Nee-sama, you want to start?" Tsuna asked, I nodded.

I took a card and looked at the question "Ok then..." I looked at the card not really wanting to ask it, I mean, it was kind of embarrassing. Reborn smirked knowing my dilemma "No matter what all questions must be read and answered." I glared at him the asked the question but before I did I said. "So I ask the questions so no one gets embarrassed huh?" Giotto nodded "That and so when someone asks a question that makes a person mad, no one knows who to kill" I smiled "I see that logic... So here's the question, Is Byakuran...A happy crab?" Everyone laughed and then Byakuran said still laughing "I am now!" I laughed

"Next question...Pfft, is Mukuro really a pomegranate, not a pineapple?" We all laughed at the question, Mukuro was silent "I don't style my hair after either of them... Why does everyone think I do?" Tsuna laughed "Because the tuff you have resembles them" We had a snicker fit again and I asked the next question.

"Lussuria...Are you a turkey? Ok, what the hell?" I asked, Lussuria ignored the dumb question and answered "I believe I'm not, sorry deary~" The other members of Varia rolled their eyes at the motherly male. I asked the next question.

"Is Bel from a different time period?" I asked "What does that means?" Tsuna asked "I think it's asking if he came from the past or the future originally" Uni replied. Bel frowned "Why would a peasant ask such a useless question? Prince is from the 16th century, isn't everyone else?" We all stared the blonde prince. "What?" He asked. "Bel, this is the 21st century..." I told him and he went 'oh'. I read the next question.

"Who likes pie? Raise your hand" I asked. Tsuna, Uni, Yamamoto, Mukuro, Lussuria, Squ-nii, Viper, Bel, Bluebell, Kikyo, Daisy, Byakuran, Ryohie, Chrome, Giotto, Asari, Deamond, Knuckles, Lambo, Lampo, Reborn, Colenello, Lal Mirch, Skull, Fong, Enma and I all raised our hands. "Hey Reborn, can I say statements?" Reborn nodded and I gave a statement.

"Leather goggles beat your leather pants Xaunxus!" I told him, he shrugged his shoulders and waved me away. "wait, what was the statement?" He asked, apparently before he wasn't paying attention….. "Leather goggles beat your leather pants Xaunxus…" I repeated, I saw Xaunxus twitch "Who ever told him that would have died…. Good thing this is a blind ask…" Squ-nii said slowly backing away from Xaunxus "Why?" I asked "Those pants are his pride and joy, he got them when he became Varia boss…" Squ-nii explained. All the Varia members were stepping away from the boss now, many of the smart ones followed their example… Except me, I just passed him a bottle a tequila "Drink, it'll calm you" I told him, he drank it in a matter of seconds, then I passed him another bottle of booze until he was much too drunk to kill anyone.

"Ok, I have a question now." I said suddenly. "What?" Reborn asked. "It's for Byakuran, I've been meaning to ask this for awhile but I always forget... Byakuran, have you ever been in a parallel dimension where you were the opposite gender?" Byakuran paled, that meant that he really didn't want to answer that question. "I seen myself and everyone here as the opposite gender... So can we please drop it?" He said quickly. Mukuro wasn't satisfied though... "Kufufu, but even though you've seen us what did you-" "I SAID DROP IT!" Byakuran screamed "That shit messes up my reality, so I avoid all contact with dimensions that carry opposite genders..." We all stared at him then I asked "What's so bad about it?" Byakuran quickly glared at me then sighed. "Imagine it, what if Tsuna were a girl? What if Mukuro were a girl? What if YOU were a boy! It freaking scares me... People I know well and love? As the opposite gender? Well listening to this talk is ok but when you see yourself as a woman you just don't feel the same anymore..." I heard Reborn laugh "So you saw yourself as a woman and were turn on huh?" Byakuran was completely silent. "Um, let's just drop the topic now... Next question..."

Well that was entertaining! I haven't posted in ages! Thank you for reading my useless drabbles. Review! Please! And I hope you liked the chapter! I own nothing except Sora.

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