I'm not funny, so the humor genre usually means it's just light-hearted. :P If anything is in (these), that means it's minor or hinted at.

TITLE: Tutor 2

GENRE: Romance, (Humor)

RATING: K+

"Your fly's undone," she said flatly, leaning her cheek on her hand. It was propped up on the desk with her elbow. She watched Gaara indifferently sit up and examine the situation.

"So it is," he said, making no move to zip it up. He laid back on his bed once more, irritating Mei further.

"If you don't get your ass over here right now and learn, I'll kill you," she informed him with a pleasant smile that he didn't see because all he did was lie on his bed and stare at the ceiling. Nothing interesting was even up there, not stars from his childhood or anything like that. In fact, no signs of any childhood were in this practically empty room.

"That would be counter-productive."

"Why are you being such a smart-ass today?" Mei grumbled, shifting in the spinning chair he'd gotten for her. Apparently, he'd never had any chairs for the desk until today, when he asked to have their lesson in his room.

"I was born a smart-ass," Gaara retorted.

"You didn't say a word at first."

"I'm shy."

Mei snorted. "That's a bullshit excuse your sister made up. Would you zip your fly already?" she asked with an edge of annoyance to her voice, truly bothered.

"No," he answered evenly.

"Zip it up or I'll do it for you," she snarled, managing to smile even through that. This time, Gaara peeked at her, raising an eyebrow slightly, challenging her.

Mei clenched her jaw and stood up, walked the short distance to the bed, and put a firm hand on Gaara's thigh. She swore that his eyes widened just the tiniest bit as she reached for the zipper, jerking it upwards and swearing when it got caught. Mei gripped his thigh harder to keep his pants in placed and pulled the zipper up with a little more force, succeeding in both fixing the problem and earning a sharp intake of breath from the normally stoic boy.

Satisfied, Mei stalked back to her chair and spun so that her back was to him. "Now will you get your ass over here and learn?" she repeated, her tone speaking the unspoken threat.

Gaara reluctantly shuffled over and moved his stool a little further from the woman before sitting down.