Of Wolves and Wizards

By ChaoticTeacup

Twilight/Wizards of Waverly Place crossover

Rating: PG13 currently. Subject to change.

Summary: When Alex gets dragged along to Juliet's family reunion, she thinks being stuck with her brother and his sappy girlfriend is the worst thing that could happen. Sorry Alex, welcome to Forks, Washington! Vampires, Wizards, and Werewolves, Oh My!

Disclaimer: Isn't it obvious?

Authors Note: REVIEWS ALWAYS APPRECIATED.

"Do you really think this is my color?" Juliet was trying on a lilac dress while Alice and Rosalie watched, nodding approvingly every so often.

"It compliments your hair, and the cinched waist really accentuates your figure" Rosalie commented absently, twirling her hair around her finger. Justin was standing rather slackjawed off to one side, his eyes roving her figure hungrily.

"I really think the slit up the side goes to high though" Juliet groused, her mouth twitching into a frown. "Justin, what do you think?"

"Ummm...." He looked at his feet, his face flushing.

"He likey" Emmett supplied for his bashful counterpart.

"Well..." Juliet eyed her boyfriend speculatively, noticing his eyes wandering up her exposed leg. "I'll take it. But I'll need shoes. Gentlemen, why don't you go find Alex and Jasper? I think they're over at Starbucks." Justin and Emmett wandered off, quite happy to miss the shoe shopping excursion.

"Okay Ladies, to the Lingerie Section!" Juliet commanded. Alice giggled and Rosalie's lips slid into a feral grin.

"Gunna make your boy's head explode, huh Grandma?"

"You know me so well. It's going to be a bloodbath"

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Alex and Jasper were sitting outside, next to the window of Starbucks, watching people walk by. Unlike Forks, Port Angeles was pretty happening, so there were actually people. Jasper sipped his black coffee, delighting in its bitter taste. Alex on the other hand was nursing a Strawberry and Creme Frappachino, or as Jasper called it, a "bitch drink". To which Alex stuck her tongue out at him.

They sat there wearing sunglasses that Alex had found in the side compartment of the car. Jasper figured they were Edwards, seeing as he was the only one to ever wear sunglasses. However he couldnt for the life, or unlife, of him understand why Edward would have 'Nicole Richie Hoochie glasses' as Alex called it.

Alex was balancing the glasses on the tip of her nose, trying to keep them from falling off her face. Jasper watched, distracted. Alex had lowered her magical barrier so that Jasper could

"do book-boy research" on it. He was so engaged with seeing how far he could push his emotional influence, or "Groove Zone" as Alex called it, that he had completely disengaged from his vampiric senses. So it came as a shock to him when he looked up at what Alex was clearly goggling over to find none other than members of the La Push pack. He tried to get her attention but she didnt notice and opened her mouth to speak.

"Well you're good looking today"

Jasper rammed his head into the coffee table.

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Jacob was not having a good day, albeit it was better than most of his days in the last month, but he wasnt going to admit that to Leah.

It seemed that finally having someone who could understand her emotional pain was good for her. She had taken his rejection from Bella and run with it. Jacob had been forced to, he shuddered thinking about it, watch chickflicks, eat buckets of ice cream, "share his feelings", which was mostly just sitting on a log and being depressed together, and paint Leah's nails. Toes and Fingers.

He had drawn the line at getting his own toe nails painted, but had been unable to stop the zealous girl from doing his fingernails.

'At least she did them in black though' he admired them a little, trying not to let anyone notice. 'The black hides the dirt under them...cool'

He had been quite content to spend the next week, month...okay rest of his life, inside his fathers house moping. But his father had informed him that his cousin was arriving and Leah had jumped at the chance to drive out to the Port to get supplies before going to the airport. Naturally the rest of the pack heard about the trip and seeing as gas cost a lot for the teenagers, many of them elected to scam a ride off the unlucky mechanic. In the end, Jacob had ridden off with Leah, Paul, Quil, and Embry. Seth and Colin had begged to go but the older wolves had claimed seniority. Jacob was just glad the car only sat five.

"Let's listen to country music." Quil shouted from the back seat.

"FUCK no!" was Paul's quick reply.

"Well I want a vote. Country vs whatever drivel you want to listen too" said Quil huffing.

"It's not Drivel!! Its...Emotive DAMNIT!" Paul's taste in music had always been the butt of many jokes with the pack.

"Yeah but it still makes you want to cry in a corner and die, so I'm going to say its crap" said Embry, his fingers laced together behind his head.

"Listen you lot, we're listening a CD I brought so shut it" Leah cut in from the passenger seat. She had called shot gun. Jacob had held in his sigh of relief that the argument was over, it had been known to last the whole ride up, but soon found his relief short lived when Leah pulled out a disk with 'breakup songs to live by' scrawled across it in an unknown hand.

"..Whose is that?" Jacob asked hestitantly.

"Kims" Jacob visibly flinched. While Jared and Kim were imprinted, he had been quite the asshole before it had happened and had routinely crushed the poor girl's hopes time and time again. It was a wonder she had accepted him later, but Jacob had never held out for the intelligence of either, so it was a moot point. This was obviously just one CD of many. He was rather suprised to hear the heavy bass beat of Eurythmics "Here comes the Rain Again" and decided maybe this car ride wouldnt be so bad.

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He had been wrong. While there were a few, and he said few with some trepidation, songs that he had enjoyed, most of it had been bad. Listening to the boys in the back scream out "Dont you want me baby" had been the highlight probably, most of the other songs had just driven his depression right back to his door and then left its parking lights on. In fact "I love you, always forever" had nearly made him destroy his car's CD player. He could see why Kim had never moved on if that was what she listened to when she was trying.

"Leah?"

"Yeah"

"No more Kim bullshit. When we get back, we're making out own CD"

"Okay" Leah grinned. While Jacob wasnt her first choice for 'heartbreak buddy', he had the makings of a good one. She glanced at his nails and grinned. She'd start him with black but soon...soon they would be pink. And he would like it. Oh yess.

Jacob involuntarily shivered and wasnt sure why.

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