AN- I hit a bit of a road block in my other story so i decided to write another chappie to this. Thankfully it helped. You all know the drill, REVIEW! Hey and Vote on my Poll on my Profile! THANKZ! :)
I don't own anyone but me. though i wish i owned Optimus everyday.
Thanks to echo the glaceon for making me think of this story again at all! (gives hugs and pickles)
And thanks to all who reviewed for the last one! :)
Insanity Smash Chapter 2-
Me- Okay now that we have that out of the way… Let's get to introductions. Everyone lets circle up.
(Everyone gets into huge circleish oval)
Me- okay Allanon, you start. Just say your name and a little about yourself.
Allanon- this is stupid. Ugh… My name is Allanon and I am a druid. No, you can't ask what that entails.
Menion- My name is Menion and I am a prince.
Richard- That's cool! I'm Richard and I'm the seeker of truth and lord of D'hara.
Kahlan-(Dreamily) yeah you are… (Snaps out of it) Umm… I'm Kahlan and the Mother Confessor. I'm also Richard's wife… (Stares at Richard)
Richard-Yes you are my dear
Me- Can we continue here?
Zedd- Yes. I, of course, am Zedd. The first Wizard and all around best person in the known universe!
Me- well, now we know who has an ego…
Harry- I am Harry Potter. Umm… I am a wizard, yeah let's go with that. (Nervous chuckling)
Zedd-Not as amazing as me I bet!
Me- (Warningly) Zedd…
Zedd- Humph.
Eragon- I am Eragon and a dragon rider.
Amo- That's so cool!
Arya- And I am Arya, the elven princess.
Me- I have always loved the elves. (Smiles happily)
Worf-I am Lieutenant Worf, chief of security.
Me- Of the starship Enterprise-D, of course. He's like Red Alert and Ironhide all rolled up into one! (Giggles like a fan girl)
Optimus-(Chuckles lightly) I am Optimus Prime, Commander of the Autobots.
Me- And a total cybertronian replacement for Eros. (Stares dreamily)
Amo- Kaylee, knock it off. You're starting to act like Kahlan with Richard.
Me- I can't help it he's so smexy! (Sighs but continues staring at him)
Bee- I am Bumblebee, but everyone calls me Bee. I am the autobot scout.
Me and Amo- Awww! He's sooo adorable!
Optimus- Hey what about me?
Me- Oh don't worry, Mcsexy, I haven't forgotten about you.
Megatron- Ugh, this is disgusting. (Snorts haughtily) I am Lord Megatron, Future ruler of the universe and Leader of the Decepticons.
Me- Hey Megs?
Megatron- What human? And my name is Megatron!
Me- yeah whatever. Where is your bitch?
Megatron- What are you speaking of, Fleshling?
Me- You know, Starscream?
Megatron- How am I supposed to know? Wait, he's right behind you.
Me-What? (Turns around to see Starscream with Ironhide and Ratchet standing behind him) Oh… Hey Screamer! (Waves cheerfully to the SIC)
Starscream- What is going on here? (Looks around irritatedly at the humans)
Zedd- I don't like this guy.
Amo- not many do…
Me- I sort of do. It depends on my mood.
Amo- Sort of like Megatron.
Me-Yeah… like that. Anyways, Hey 'Hide, Ratch! Come on over! (Motions other Autobots over)
Ironhide- Prime, what in Cybertron is going on?
Optimus- I don't really know but Kaylee is a big fan. So, we're going to help with whatever she needs.
Ratchet- You're just saying that because she's a big fan of you and you want to… never mind, I don't care. (To me) Nice shirt.
Me-Thanks Ratchet. You know I'm not just a fan of Op here. I am also a big fan of both of you.
Ironhide and Ratchet- Hmmm… this could get interesting… (Smile mischievously at each other)
Allanon- Kaylee, you do know what they are thinking, right? I mean we can tell and I think most everyone is still freaking out about the fact that there are huge metal beings here.
Me- Oh I know what they are thinking… (Grins evilly) Oh snap! (Turns to the forgotten group) Amo, go try and do some… oh I don't know something! I forgot that most of them don't even really know about technology! Let alone this advanced!
Amo- I'm on it. (Run over to do some damage control)
Me-Well, that could have gone better… (Eyes shift nervously)
Optimus- Well, your world obviously doesn't need help right this klik. Perhaps we could… oh you know… explore a little first?
Megatron- Slag Prime, is your processor always in the gutter?
Ratchet- Yes, I know for a fact it is.
Me and Ironhide-(Laughing our asses off)
Optimus- Thanks Ratchet, now she isn't going to be interested.
Me- Oh don't worry Prime, I'll always be interested. (Winks suggestively)
Ratchet and Ironhide- YAY!
Me- oh great… Hey Amo, come here for a sec.
Amo- (Runs over) Only Worf isn't freaking out.
Me- I see (Frowns a bit) Well, take them inside I'll explain everything tomorrow.
Amo-Why can't you do it now?
Me-(gets shifty eyes) well… you see…
Starscream- She's going to have a massive 'facing session with Optimus, Ironhide, and Ratchet.
Amo- ahhh… Well then, I'm gonna go take care of the others. You have fun. (Smiles at me then walks away)
Me- You know, you didn't have to tell her. She would have figured it out. It isn't like I've never brought it up before. Well, maybe not with her but that's not the point.
Ironhide- Hey, mechs with needs over here.
Me- yeah, yeah, I'm comin. Megatron, you and Starscream can do whatever as long as it doesn't break my two rules. (Phone rings) Crap. (Answers) Hello, what do you want?
Echo- Hey Kay!
Me- What do you want Echo?
Echo- just calling to say hi. What are you doing that's so important anyway?
Me- don't ask. How's soulventry?
Echo- good. A lot better than that comet.
Me- I bet.
Optimus- (in the distance) Hey, Kaylee, Hurry it up!
Me- Frag OP. Give me a sec. Tell 'Hide and Ratch I'll be right there.
Echo- Oh I know what you're gonna do. I better let you go.
Me- Oh shut it. I'll call you back later; I'll need your help.
Echo- Okay. Go have fuuunnnnn. (Hangs up)
Me- Man that girls gonna get it. But later. (Runs to my mechs)