Of Wolves and Wizards

By ChaoticTeacup

Twilight/Wizards of Waverly Place crossover

Rating: PG13 currently. Subject to change.

Disclaimer: POODLES! THERE BE POODLES

Authors Note: A bit longer this time.

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Jacob was feeling groovy. He wasn't sure why, but he was feeling groovy. He hadn't been aware that one could even FEEL groovy until two minutes ago, and groovy was the only way he could describe how he was feeling. It was very peculiar.

"Well you're good looking today"

A girl with huge sunglasses catcalled; the man sitting next to her slammed his face into the table. Must have hurt. Jacob didn't pay much attention though; he was still distracted by this weird groovy feeling. He suddenly really wanted to listen to The Beatles.

"I always am Sugar Cakes" Paul called back, smirking and posing. Leah watched absently, sucking on the straw of the soda she'd picked up when they stopped for food at McDonalds.

"Not you, you look like a mentally deficient Neanderthal" The girl replied. Leah spat her mouthful of soda all over Jacob and started laughing. Embry and Quil joined her.

"Goddammit Leah!" Jacob started brushing off the droplets, hoping to get them before they soaked into the material.

"She got you in a nutshell Pauly darling" Leah smirked, still giggling. Paul flushed red to his ears. "Although, I am interested to know which of these meatheads you were talking to" she directed at the sitting girl. "Because I'm sure you could do better"

"I was addressing the tall shaggy one. Although he's a bit wet now…kind of reminds me of a wet dog"

Embry and Quil looked at the girl then at Jacob, and then started to laugh. Paul, glad that they were laughing at someone other than him, joined in. Jacob, for his part, had finally realized that most of the soda had landed in his hair. Seeing no other recourse...or a towel, he stripped off his short sleeved grey button up shirt, leaving on his black wife beater, and started drying his hair with it.

The girl whistled and Jacob finally started paying attention to the conversation.

"Umm...what's going on?" Jacob looked legitimately confused and stopped drying his hair.

"You're smexy"

"...what?"

"Smeeeexy"

"...okay...?" He looked at Leah for help but she just grinned.

"Although right now, not so smart sounding, just sexy. Be a good stud muffin and pose for me." The man sitting next to her hit his head into the table a few more times before she put her hand on his head to stop him. Jacob looked like a deer in headlights. He brought one hand up and pointed at himself, as if to say 'me??

At this point Quil and Embry were nearly rolling on the ground howling with laughter.

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Alex had been enjoying watching the cute boy squirm and was planning on dragging it out when Emmett and Justin came around the corner and walked up to them.

The pack of teenagers she'd been harassing instantly stiffened, with their eyes glued to Emmett. Her eyebrows quirked at this, wondering why.

Emmett sniffed the air and zeroed in on the teens. He was turning his body towards them when Jasper sat up.

"This here's neutral territory, let's play nice" The teens instantly snapped their heads towards Jasper, a mixed look of shock and horror on their face. As if they couldn't believe they hadn't noticed him. "Alex...I could use a little more juice"

Alex, still confused about the transaction, passed him her Starbucks while lowering her barrier a bit more. Instantly they all felt a strong wave of calm, collected, groove.

"THAT WAS YOU!!!" Jacob pointed at Jasper wildly. "You made me want the BEATLES!"

His Packmates eyes were bugging out and Leah was slack jawed.

"He's the Groovemaster" Alex supplied. "Let's Coom-bye-yah to his infinite groovy waves" she pressed her pointer fingers to her thumbs and moved her arms around palm up in front of her like she was meditating. Jasper shot her a look and the groovy feeling dissipated.

No longer feeling groovy, Paul finally decided to say something again. "Fang loving FREAK. You deliberately tricked us you bitc.." Embry quickly put his hand over Paul's mouth while Quil helped him subdue their hotheaded packmate.

"Fang loving? I dare say I have no idea what you're talking about." Alex said coolly, looking down her nose at the offensive teen. "But when it comes to deliberate, I have no idea who you are, and frankly I don't WANT to know who YOU are. Your friends though, Me Likey." She grinned at Leah, gave a small wave to Embry and Quil, before making a very obvious show of raking her eyes over Jacobs body, before reaching his face and winking at him

Jacobs's cheeks flushed, a fact he would deny heatedly later, and he looked abashed. Leah took note to tease him about it when they were out of earshot.

Justin and Emmett had been standing to the side watching the exchange until Justin couldn't take it anymore.

"ALEX! Stop looking so....lewd!"

"You do it all the time with your girlfriend"

"I....WHAT?!?! I DO NOT!! LIES, it's all LIES!!"

Leah decided she liked this Alex; the girl could obviously put men in their place and enjoyed doing so. But realizing it was probably time to go, Leah hustled her slack jawed friends to start walking again. Just as they were leaving she turned around and gave a small wave.

"I'll see you around! Come down to La Push Beach if you want to hang out, we're always there."

"I'll be there!" Alex called back happily, grinning.

Jasper's eyebrow rose while Emmett spluttered. "You just got a personal invite to La Push...while in our company" he looked at Alex appraisingly "ain't you Supergirl?"

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Authors Note: I want to state before I get questions. THEY ARE NOT IMPRINTED FROM THIS EVENT! It's just animal magnetism. Jacobs a hottie, we all know it. Rawr.