Of Wolves and Wizards

By ChaoticTeacup

Twilight/Wizards of Waverly Place crossover

Rating: TEEN AND UP. Currently. Subject to change.

Disclaimer: It's all about the evolution of the Pokémon

Authors Note: It's been a while. Life happened. But you're reviews always make me grin.

Eleanor Rose was an average teenager. As an average teenager she had an average job. It was her duty, as dull as it were, to paper the city of Port Angeles with as many posters as her employers could print. She sighed as she tacked three posters for the Official Opening of the Deadly Nightshade Nightclub to the message board at the south end of the downtown mall. She looked at the stack she still had to put up. Hopefully she'd find places for all of these. There were more than usual today.

The La Push pack was wandering out of the mall towards their car. Embry and Quil were lagging a bit behind watching Leah take turns teasing Jacob and bitching at Paul for being an ass. Passing a large message board in front the Spencer's store, Embry's attention was grabbed by a large neon pink sign.

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OFFICIAL OPENING

Deadly Nightshade Nightclub

In the Port Angeles Area

So spectacular you might just die.

21+

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He poked Quil in the side.

"Do you think?"

"Totally"

"Might help their funk."

"And we'd meet chicks."

"Dude"

"Sweet"

Quil ripped one of the three signs down and folded it into his pocket. They grinned at each other then jogged back to the rest. Thank god for fake IDs.

"Say Jasper"

".......what?"

"Come on you're not STILL embarrassed are you?" Jasper was still sitting with his head on the table outside Starbucks with Alex while Emmett and Justin had gone in to get coffee.

".....no"

"Gooooood. Then let's go find out if this place has any Novelty stores. We can buy Edward a blow up doll or something and watch his head explode later! c'mon!" She grabbed his arm and dragged him out of his seat. He looked through the window at Emmett and Justin and managed to catch Emmett's eye. The vampire shrugged and prodded Justin, who looked annoyed and twitchy. But Emmett just waved them off so Jasper put on a resigned look. "Stop looking like a sour puss. I can tell you're not annoyed" Her voice jarred him and he gave her a grin.

"Just putting on a show for the constabulary. Let's Hurry. I want to see if we can buy him a Pole Dancing kit."

They rushed off to find the store map and then the store itself. Just as they were about to enter Alex was distracted by a very large neon pink sign.

'Hmmm...Could be fun' she thought as she read it. Noticing that Jasper had already entered their destination she tore down one of the two signs and after folding it, tucked it into her pocket.

'Get back to it later I guess.'

"Wait up Jasper!"

It was about an hour later that the Vampire Shopping Expedition rounded up for pizza at Amici's and then headed out to the car. Just as they were leaving towards the parking lot, Rosalie saw a single sign on a message board near the exit. It was Neon Pink. Reading it she grinned, ripped it off the board and slipped it into her purse.

Eleanor Rose was done for the day, although she still had a few signs left, she was tired and it was finally time for her to go home. Walking towards the parking lot she glanced at the board she'd started her wallpapering on earlier.

"Well that's weird. I was sure I put three signs here." she shrugged and separated three new ones from the pile she was holding. She quickly stapled them and started walking towards her bike in the parking lot.

Unfortunately for Eleanor she never made it home that night. In fact she never even made it to her bike. Ten steps outside of the now dimly lit mall in the shadow of the bushes she was set upon by a red haired demon. Her last living moments spent trying to scream through what appeared to be a sock.

'Don't worry, death is not forever, however….for you it might be'

Said 'red-haired demon' lay the girl down in the bushes after her blood ran cold. Glancing at the papers her victim had dropped, the demon chanced upon several copies of the neon poster.

'....now this looks promising. A den of drunk twisted deviants to build my army, revenge awaits'

She crunched the poster into a ball and threw it over her shoulder before disappearing into the darkness.

Authors Note: Next chapter should be interesting. We meet the cousin, Leah gets a shock, and Edward is forced to listen to show tunes.