Sorry for the delay in chapter, I lacked inspiration for this one... but I know just what I'm doing for the next two so we're sweet for a while :)
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling owns Harry Potter!
"Audrey, can you pass me a satsuma please?" Arthur called to his wife. Audrey raised an eyebrow.
"A what?" She asked.
"A satsuma, please,"
"What on earth is a satsuma?" She asked., but she went to the fruit bowl, where he was pointing, and hovered her hand over the fruit.
"You know, the little orange one, that one, yes! Can you give it to me?" Audrey picked up another for herself and sat down beside him.
"So you call it a 'satsuma', right?" She asked.
"Yes, what else is it called?" He asked as he began to peel his one.
"I've always called them mandarins." She said, peeling her own and sicking a segment in her mouth with a grin.
"I'm sure they're called satsumas, mandarin just doesn't sound right." Percy said, shaking his head. Audrey rolled her eyes.
"You know it is possible that you're wrong Percy." She said, teasing him now. She knew it would bug him until he found out the correct name.
"I can't be wrong, I've called them that my whole life." He looked confused.
"Do you want me to look it up for you?" She asked, already standing. Behind her she could hear Percy muttering.
"Man-da-rin, satsuma, man-da-rin..."
Audrey fetched her laptop and curled up on the couch beside him.
"I've always found that so weird." Percy commented, pointing to the laptop. "How can you look things up on there?"
"I've told you, it's called internet. Now, let's type into google mandarin or satsuma. Now look, the first thing to come up is wikipedia, that'll be useful for this."
Percy watched, fascinated, as the little screen opened a new page.
"Look, here. It says that a satsuma is a variety of the mandarin species. They are also known as owari, clementine, tangerine or tangor according to this. So technically we're both right, you just meant-"
She broke off, looking up to find Percy staring at her.
"What?" she asked, self-conscious.
"You're amazing." He breathed "I couldn't possibly focus on satsumas anymore."
Audrey smiled, shut the laptop and kissed him. After-all, satsumas, mandarins, whatever, they weren't that important.
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