Double Trouble!

By:SuperHyuga Yoshi-chan

Chapter 2: Wait, woah...What the H-E-Double Hockey sticks?!

After dropping off Hanabai at school, Hinata and I continued on our way to school. Along the way, Naruto Uzamaki caught up with us. He has blond spiky hair, ocean blue eyes, and whisker-like birthmarks on his cheeks. He could be a bit obnoxious sometimes, but he was a good friend when you needed one.

"Hey Neji!" He grinned as he caught up to me.

"Hey."

Naruto shyly walked up to Hinata and smiled. "Hey Hinata-chan."

"H-hey Naruto-kun." She blushed.
I rolled my eyes at them. I mean, it's so painfully obvious that they like each other. I felt like screaming: JUST GO OUT ALREADY!!!

"Hey Neji, can I walk Hinata-chan to school? We're taking the shortcut to get there."

"Why?" I growled. I didn't want Naruto trying any fishy business with my cousin, even if he happens to be one of my closest freinds.

"U-um...I just want to get to school faster, a-and I could use the company." He stammered.

"Okay." I said gruffly. "No fishy business with my cousin, or else!"

"Thanks, Neji!" Naruto took my cousin by the hand gently and bowed like a gentleman. Hinata laughed at his antics.

I continued to walk to school, glancing back to see Naruto guiding Hinata around mud puddles. That's when I saw a chocolate bun-haired girl with beautiful chocolate eyes walking and a figure like Beyoncè towards me.

The graceful being that I'm describing to you is my girlfriend, Tenten. That's right. My girlfriend. MINE! So no funny stuff; alright reader?

Anyway, we've been going out since 10th grade; and it's been heaven on Earth. There's only two troubles on paradise though: my Uncle's been urging me to date other girls, and my rabid fangirls have been frothing at the mouth a lot more than usual.

However, the thing that bothered me the most was the fact that Tenten was crying. MY Tenten was crying. I vowed to dearly punish the person who made her cry.

If only I had known what was going to happen next...

*SLAP!*

In one swift movement, my girlfriend slapped me. It left a sting so wrong and evil that it could only mean one thing:

"Hyuga. You and me. Are done. Over. Finished. You got that?" She snarled.

"What the fu-Tenten, what's wrong? I don't understand!" I was confused.

"W-what did I do wrong?!"

"What did you do wrong?! WHAT DID YOU DO WRONG?! Don't play games with me, Hyuga." She glared at me. "You chauvinistic pig! You though that you could take me for a fool, didn't you? Well, I know better now." She sneered.

That comment ripped right through my heart like scissors did paper. Then I got terribly mad.

"You know what, Tenten? I don't know what I did to make you this angry, but I'm sorry!"

"Oh, don't do that 'oh, i'm so sorry' routine! What you did was-"

"Maybe I would know what I did if you would tell me!" I snapped.

"Well, why don't you ask YOUR FANGIRLS!" She screamed.

"W-WHAT?! Tenten, have you been hearing rumors again?" I asked her. There have been rumors flying around about me and my fangirls; some gross, some explicit, and none good at all.

"I didn't have to hear them from anyone, Neji. I saw them for myself." She stormed away from me.

"Wait! Tenten! Come back! You know I would never do that to y-" I reached out to touch her.

"Hyuga. Don't. Touch. Me." She snapped. I could see the malice and anger in her eyes. Most of all, I could see the pain and hurt in her brown eyes.

"Ten...ten." I whispered her name one last time.

I felt like ripping my hair out. First Hanabai, and now this. I had no idea what the H-E Double hockey sticks was going on, but I hope it gets better.

Then again, fate doesn't always work in my favor.

{At school}

"Aye, eye-eye! This day is going terrible!" I moaned woefully. I took a bite out of the cafèteria slop they were serving. It was supposed to be watermelon and mango Jell-O, but it looked like the contraption from the movie The Blob. As soon as realized that, I spit it out.

"Stop your bitching, Hyuga." My raven-haired friend and rival Sauske told me.

"Sauske!' A pink-haired girl with green apple eyes smacked him upside the head. "What did I tell you about foul mouthing your friends?"

"Oh. Sorry baby." He rubbed the back of his head. "Anyway, do you think you can remember anything you might have done?"

"Nope. Tenten doesn't hold a grudge for that long."

"Are you sure?" Sakura peered over to look at me.

"Nothing, I swear! I have no idea where she got on thinking I would cheat on her- with my own fangirls!" I tugged at the end of one of my hairs.

"Well, I won't believe you until I get some proof that you're not cheating on her." Sakura left with her nose in the air.

"Hey Hyuga." A boy with spiky brown hair popped up on my left. He had a red tattoo on each cheek. "I couldn't help but overhear you little ordeal."

"Overhear?" Naruto jumped up on my right. He scoffed at the dog-loving boy. "Kiba, you stupid fool! It's all over the school!"

"Well, I have a theory." The tattoo annoyance now known as Kiba said. He leaned in to the group now sitting around the table. "Me thinks that the Hyuga has a evil clone."

"What?" I was so shocked, I yanked out the hair I was tugging on. I almost freaked; but the hair had a split end. Eh, good riddance. "An evil clone? Kiba, that is officially the dumbest idea i've ever heard. Coming from you, anyway."

"Well, it's not entirely impossible. There are a lot of people in your family that look like you, Neji." Naruto replied.

"N-Naruto-kun is right." Hinata stuttered. "You remember Hiro-sama and Kyo-sama. Oh! Don't forget Buyo-sama. He's a fresh one, that guy." Hinata blushed lightly. "It can get...well, annoying sometimes."

"Hn." I grunted. That meant: 'are you sure that he doesn't remind you of anyone you know? As in like?' She didn't catch that hint, though.

"Well, even so, what would they want with my fangirls? Not that I care, of course."

"Boy, have you looked at your fangirls? They are fine!" Kiba drooled.

"Kiba, it's that kind of thinking that gets boys and men alike jumped." Sauske smirked.

"What're you trying to say, Uchiha?" Kiba snapped at the raven-haired boy. I just rolled my eyes.

"You know what? I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and think this through. Kiba's stupid opinions are giving me a headache enough." I got up to leave. "Fine! But don't be surprised when i'm right and you're wrong." He barked back.

"Kiba, they day you're right about this; you can slap me silly and call me a...a...a-"

"-Big, conceited jerk that thinks he's better than everyone else?" Kiba suggested.

"*Sigh!* Whatever." I walked out of the 'slop-a-teria', down the hallway, and made a left into the bathroom.

What I saw next would frighten me, give me nightmares, and scar me for the rest of my life. As I walked into the bathroom to sit down and think, I saw a guy making out with one of my fangirls.(I could tell because she was wearing an 'I love Neji-kun!' T-shirt.) However, what caught my eye was the fact that the guy looked like me from the back. I almost caught a glimpse of his eyes as well. They looked pale, almost like...mine.

I hurriedly jumped and hid in a stall. I was so confused. Was there a guy at school who looked just like me? If so, then I better make a stop at the Rx Pharmacy. I heard that Kiba packs a pretty hard punch. I decided to forget about Kiba's fist, and tried to focus on confronting the fool without causing too much trouble.

"Mmm...Neji-kun..." The fangirl moaned.

Now that completely destroyed my focus. If this fool could trick my girlfriend, then he could no doubtingly fool the whole school. And when I say the whole school, I mean my fangirls. Then he could even fool my friends! The hairs on my back bristled. I didn't want to think about that.

'Alright, Neji. It's either now or never! You HAVE to put an end to these shenanigans! You can do this. Do it for Tenten! Wait, why am I pep-talking myself. I can take this jay. ' I then leapt out of the stall.

"Hey!" I shouted. "That's not me!"

The boy turned around to face me. Now this was the scariest part: he looked like me from the tiny cowlick on my head to every freakin' toe nail on my foot. He was that...well, perfect. And when I say perfect, I mean carbon copied perfect.

"Huh?" The fangirl looked at the impostor, then at me. "Which one's the real Neji-kun?"

"I am!" I pointed to myself.

"Don't listen to him. He's an impostor." He told the girl. "Now go. Here's my number. Call me." After the girl ran out, he looked up at me.

I gave him a hard glare. "Now look," I started. "I don't know who you are, but you've caused me some big problems even before school started."

"Oh really?" The clone acted as if his curiosity was piqued.

"Yes, really. You've got my girlfriend thinking that i'm cheating on her with my own fangirls...because of YOU!" I shouted. "And why was that girl calling you Neji? That's my name!"

"So?"

"So? SO? You just can't go around at school pretending to be other people! " I was practically screaming now. "Who the HELL are you, anyway?"

"Hn." He smirked, just like me. "I'm a clone sent into you life for one reason and one reason only: to make your life a living hell."

I was good and ready and getting fit to punch that boy. Before I could take a single step, he jumped out of an open bathroom window.

There was only one word that expressed the anger, frustration, confusion, hurt, and pain welling up in my stomach, throat, and (for some strange reason) my eyes.

"Why?"